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The Ledger · League of Sharpe gets Last

2016

FINAL 12 teams · 14 regular-season weeks · 6 playoff spots · source espn-live · imported Monday Sep 14, 12:44 p.m. ET
Champion
THE FUCKING CHAMP
Michael Muralles
2016 Champion. The rest of you paid for this man's ego.
Verified by bracket+rank · beat Cincinnati Harambes in the final
Dead last
New Jersey Generals
Josh Stubblefield
2016 Dead last. League namesake energy. We keep the lights on for this.
ESPN final rank 12 of 12
Scoring rules changed from 2015. Cross-season point comparisons are apples to slightly different apples.

Standings

Regular season
#TeamWLT PFPA All-playTrendPPGStreakFinal
1 THE FUCKING CHAMP Champion Michael Muralles 1040 1,875.981,598.82 107-47 134.00L11
2 Sit N Spin Ryan McClane 1040 1,727.081,455.90 91-63 123.36L26
3 I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin 1040 1,656.001,563.50 82-72 118.29W25
4 All About The Benjamins Will Mason 950 1,612.341,561.04 76-78 115.17L14
5 Almost Jameis David Bruce 860 1,630.381,693.32 78-76 116.46W23
6 Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer 770 1,702.621,643.48 88-66 121.62W12
7 New Jersey Generals Last place Josh Stubblefield 770 1,654.481,647.34 80-74 118.18L212
8 Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell 770 1,475.541,613.20 51-103 105.40W210
9 God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer 680 1,668.501,678.66 83-71 119.18W19
10 Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe 4100 1,462.221,652.02 56-98 104.44L37
11 The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano 3110 1,651.841,845.14 83-71 117.99L18
12 JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata 3110 1,442.901,607.46 49-105 103.06W111

PF = points scored, not personality. PA = points allowed, also known as “schedule luck for people who cannot shut up”. All-play = your record if you played everyone every week. Rank = regular season (W%, then PF). Final = ESPN's rank after the playoffs.

Playoffs

Winners bracket

Week 15 · byes: THE FUCKING CHAMP, All About The Benjamins

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Ryan Mathews 22.30 · bench 0.00
113.74
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Golden Tate 20.20 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (1.90)
116.74
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 3.00
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Sterling Shepard 15.60 · bench 0.00
96.02
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Devonta Freeman 33.50 · bench 0.00 · started Sammy Watkins (2.00)
114.28
Beat him and made it look boring. by 18.26

Week 16

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 39.18 · bench 0.00
189.08
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Tom Brady 20.56 · bench 0.00
110.86
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 78.22
WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Dak Prescott 23.98 · bench 0.00 · started Ravens D/ST (0.00)
123.38
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Doug Baldwin 36.70 · bench 0.00
166.96
Took it in the teeth. by 43.58

Week 17 · Championship

WK 17 Playoffs FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 36.20 · bench 0.00 · started Travis Kelce (1.80)
102.10
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Golden Tate 20.40 · bench 0.00
98.30
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 3.80

Week by week

Week 1

FINAL
WK 1 FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 33.42 · bench 0.00
137.12
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · A.J. Green 36.00 · bench 0.00 · started Chiefs D/ST (0.00)
177.26
Not close. Never close. by 40.14
WK 1 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · C.J. Anderson 29.90 · bench 0.00
139.64
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Carlos Hyde 23.30 · bench 0.00 · started Dez Bryant (1.80)
97.62
Took it in the teeth. by 42.02
WK 1 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Larry Fitzgerald 28.10 · bench 0.00
138.96
Almost Jameis David Bruce · DeAngelo Williams 35.10 · bench 0.00
124.34
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.62
WK 1 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · DeMarco Murray 22.70 · bench 0.00
127.40
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Ben Roethlisberger 23.80 · bench 0.00 · started Coby Fleener (1.60)
99.40
Took it in the teeth. by 28.00
WK 1 FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Andrew Luck 37.50 · bench 0.00 · started Jared Cook (1.70)
122.10
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Brandin Cooks 33.40 · bench 0.00 · started Giants D/ST (0.00)
105.66
Beat him and made it look boring. by 16.44
WK 1 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Jordy Nelson 15.20 · bench 0.00 · started Raiders D/ST (-2.00)
68.44
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Antonio Brown 32.60 · bench 0.00 · started Gary Barnidge (0.00)
116.02
Not close. Never close. by 47.58

Week 2

FINAL
WK 2 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · DeAndre Hopkins 24.30 · bench 0.00 · started Roberto Aguayo (0.00)
104.10
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Cam Newton 31.82 · bench 0.00
168.42
Ambulance required. by 64.32
WK 2 FINAL
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Broncos D/ST 24.00 · bench 0.00
134.92
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Ben Roethlisberger 19.76 · bench 0.00 · started Arian Foster (0.90)
105.16
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 29.76
WK 2 FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Matt Ryan 29.84 · bench 0.00
125.64
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Cardinals D/ST 22.00 · bench 0.00
123.32
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 2.32
WK 2 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Carson Palmer 26.16 · bench 0.00
96.76
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · DeMarco Murray 21.50 · bench 0.00 · started Mason Crosby (2.00)
122.66
Took it in the teeth. by 25.90
WK 2 FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Matt Forte 30.90 · bench 0.00
114.42
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Eli Manning 14.32 · bench 0.00 · started John Brown (2.40)
78.22
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 36.20
WK 2 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Martellus Bennett 22.40 · bench 0.00
108.58
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Kelvin Benjamin 29.80 · bench 0.00 · started Donte Moncrief (1.90)
112.58
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 4.00

Week 3

FINAL
WK 3 FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Mike Evans 29.20 · bench 0.00 · started Packers D/ST (2.00)
146.30
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 26.40 · bench 0.00
143.70
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 2.60
WK 3 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Christine Michael 25.10 · bench 0.00 · started Julio Jones (2.60)
99.58
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Marvin Jones 38.50 · bench 0.00 · started Rob Gronkowski (0.00)
144.96
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 45.38
WK 3 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Charles Sims 24.40 · bench 0.00 · started Delanie Walker (0.00)
69.24
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Devonta Freeman 31.70 · bench 0.00
141.40
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 72.16
WK 3 FINAL
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Allen Robinson 24.70 · bench 0.00
112.50
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Doug Baldwin 30.00 · bench 0.00
132.06
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.56
WK 3 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · LeSean McCoy 26.60 · bench 0.00
113.68
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Sterling Shepard 18.30 · bench 0.00
76.08
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 37.60
WK 3 FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 27.94 · bench 0.00
109.54
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Demaryius Thomas 20.00 · bench 0.00 · started Kelvin Benjamin (0.00)
100.24
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 9.30

Week 4

FINAL
WK 4 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Julio Jones 48.00 · bench 0.00 · started Panthers D/ST (-1.00)
136.90
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Ben Roethlisberger 35.90 · bench 0.00 · started Julian Edelman (2.70)
131.50
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.40
WK 4 FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Michael Crabtree 33.80 · bench 0.00
136.34
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Will Fuller V 27.10 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (2.00)
132.12
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 4.22
WK 4 FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Ezekiel Elliott 22.70 · bench 0.00 · started Jamaal Charles (0.70)
123.46
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Matt Ryan 37.52 · bench 0.00 · started Cairo Santos (1.00)
129.22
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.76
WK 4 FINAL
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Broncos D/ST 17.00 · bench 0.00
97.52
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Emmanuel Sanders 22.80 · bench 0.00
117.32
Beat him and made it look boring. by 19.80
WK 4 FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Jordan Reed 28.30 · bench 0.00
114.48
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Jerick McKinnon 18.50 · bench 0.00
109.32
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 5.16
WK 4 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · DeMarco Murray 25.90 · bench 0.00 · started Rob Gronkowski (2.10)
111.58
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Philip Rivers 20.84 · bench 0.00 · started DeAndre Hopkins (1.40)
78.64
Took it in the teeth. by 32.94

Week 5

FINAL
WK 5 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Sammie Coates 31.90 · bench 0.00
170.16
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Ben Roethlisberger 31.20 · bench 0.00
114.50
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 55.66
WK 5 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Martellus Bennett 30.70 · bench 0.00 · started Will Fuller V (1.40)
116.32
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Theo Riddick 26.20 · bench 0.00
164.88
Not close. Never close. by 48.56
WK 5 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · T.Y. Hilton 33.10 · bench 0.00 · started Jeremy Hill (1.20)
147.82
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Tom Brady 31.64 · bench 0.00 · started Graham Gano (1.00)
130.94
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 16.88
WK 5 FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Ezekiel Elliott 32.10 · bench 0.00 · started Texans D/ST (0.00)
135.68
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · David Johnson 33.50 · bench 0.00
112.16
Beat him and made it look boring. by 23.52
WK 5 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Amari Cooper 27.80 · bench 0.00 · started Bengals D/ST (0.00)
111.10
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Greg Olsen 27.10 · bench 0.00
127.78
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 16.68
WK 5 FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Antonio Brown 22.80 · bench 0.00
121.58
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Cole Beasley 15.30 · bench 0.00
84.26
Took it in the teeth. by 37.32

Week 6

FINAL
WK 6 FINAL
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Lamar Miller 32.80 · bench 0.00
145.12
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Odell Beckham Jr. 40.20 · bench 0.00 · started Rams D/ST (0.00)
141.36
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 3.76
WK 6 FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Terrelle Pryor Sr. 28.84 · bench 0.00
132.32
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Rob Gronkowski 29.20 · bench 0.00
124.54
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 7.78
WK 6 FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 34.60 · bench 0.00
107.00
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Cam Newton 28.98 · bench 0.00 · started Lions D/ST (2.00)
121.58
Beat him and made it look boring. by 14.58
WK 6 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Golden Tate 30.80 · bench 0.00
119.16
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Christine Michael 23.30 · bench 0.00
110.82
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 8.34
WK 6 FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Matt Ryan 23.60 · bench 0.00
88.10
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Brandin Cooks 30.50 · bench 0.00
115.46
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.36
WK 6 FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · David Johnson 34.80 · bench 0.00 · started Steelers D/ST (-4.00)
86.46
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Tom Brady 29.24 · bench 0.00
111.44
Beat him and made it look boring. by 24.98

Week 7

FINAL
WK 7 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Jeremy Hill 27.20 · bench 0.00 · started Bills D/ST (-5.00)
133.34
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · A.J. Green 30.90 · bench 0.00
170.82
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 37.48
WK 7 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jay Ajayi 28.60 · bench 0.00 · started LeSean McCoy (1.10)
92.20
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Melvin Gordon 36.10 · bench 0.00
151.42
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 59.22
WK 7 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Eagles D/ST 29.00 · bench 0.00
143.30
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Kirk Cousins 23.54 · bench 0.00 · started Cameron Meredith (2.20)
85.34
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 57.96
WK 7 FINAL
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Randall Cobb 28.60 · bench 0.00
129.68
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 26.68 · bench 0.00 · started Bilal Powell (1.80)
118.08
Beat him and made it look boring. by 11.60
WK 7 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Delanie Walker 21.40 · bench 0.00 · started Jordan Howard (2.20)
114.14
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Le'Veon Bell 24.90 · bench 0.00 · started Matt Jones (0.70)
106.28
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 7.86
WK 7 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Matthew Stafford 17.84 · bench 0.00 · started Terrance West (1.00)
85.54
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Andrew Luck 29.82 · bench 0.00 · started Texans D/ST (0.00)
92.52
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 6.98

Week 8

FINAL
WK 8 FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 33.84 · bench 0.00
161.14
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Amari Cooper 35.30 · bench 0.00 · started Bengals D/ST (-3.00)
114.60
Took it in the teeth. by 46.54
WK 8 FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Theo Riddick 27.30 · bench 0.00 · started Adam Vinatieri (2.00)
141.10
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Blake Bortles 31.68 · bench 0.00
135.28
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.82
WK 8 FINAL
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Kirk Cousins 26.22 · bench 0.00
124.32
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Tom Brady 32.10 · bench 0.00 · started Tyrell Williams (1.40)
128.40
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 4.08
WK 8 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Tyler Eifert 25.20 · bench 0.00 · started Matt Jones (0.00)
108.80
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Allen Hurns 22.80 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (1.00)
101.42
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 7.38
WK 8 FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Andrew Luck 18.40 · bench 0.00 · started Jamaal Charles (0.00)
90.10
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Tyrod Taylor 18.12 · bench 0.00
104.52
Beat him and made it look boring. by 14.42
WK 8 FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Matt Ryan 24.42 · bench 0.00 · started Mark Ingram (-1.50)
93.32
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Derek Carr 37.82 · bench 0.00 · started Eagles D/ST (-1.00)
97.22
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 3.90

Week 9

FINAL
WK 9 FINAL
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Jameis Winston 21.54 · bench 0.00 · started Jeremy Maclin (0.00)
78.44
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Mike Evans 38.00 · bench 0.00
180.96
Somebody call his mother. by 102.52
WK 9 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Julio Jones 25.10 · bench 0.00
141.40
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Jordy Nelson 22.40 · bench 0.00
86.16
Ambulance required. by 55.24
WK 9 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jay Ajayi 22.00 · bench 0.00 · started Allen Hurns (0.00)
117.12
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Jimmy Graham 30.30 · bench 0.00 · started Derrick Henry (0.00)
135.64
Beat him and made it look boring. by 18.52
WK 9 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Matt Prater 15.00 · bench 0.00
91.66
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 26.72 · bench 0.00 · started Kenny Stills (2.10)
108.62
Beat him and made it look boring. by 16.96
WK 9 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Blake Bortles 21.48 · bench 0.00 · started Marvin Jones (1.50)
98.18
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Michael Thomas 24.30 · bench 0.00 · started Jerick McKinnon (0.80)
105.98
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 7.80
WK 9 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Philip Rivers 18.70 · bench 0.00 · started Tavon Austin (2.80)
100.40
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 26.18 · bench 0.00 · started Titans D/ST (-7.00)
101.38
Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 0.98

Week 10

FINAL
WK 10 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Le'Veon Bell 34.40 · bench 0.00
169.40
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Tom Brady 13.34 · bench 0.00
85.24
Somebody call his mother. by 84.16
WK 10 FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Ezekiel Elliott 40.90 · bench 0.00
152.06
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Larry Fitzgerald 25.20 · bench 0.00 · started Carlos Hyde (1.40)
123.84
Took it in the teeth. by 28.22
WK 10 FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 29.54 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (2.00)
145.04
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Ben Roethlisberger 30.42 · bench 0.00
130.52
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.52
WK 10 FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Antonio Brown 34.40 · bench 0.00 · started Packers D/ST (-7.00)
125.68
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · DeMarco Murray 28.00 · bench 0.00
111.50
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.18
WK 10 FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 23.02 · bench 0.00
108.72
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Delanie Walker 27.40 · bench 0.00
118.54
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.82
WK 10 FINAL
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Allen Robinson 27.70 · bench 0.00
112.90
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Carson Palmer 16.64 · bench 0.00
81.34
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 31.56

Week 11

FINAL
WK 11 FINAL
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Robert Kelley 31.70 · bench 0.00
156.30
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Andrew Luck 18.68 · bench 0.00 · started Ravens D/ST (-2.00)
111.28
Took it in the teeth. by 45.02
WK 11 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Frank Gore 16.10 · bench 0.00 · started Eagles D/ST (0.00)
88.38
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · David Johnson 35.00 · bench 0.00 · started A.J. Green (0.00)
133.24
Not close. Never close. by 44.86
WK 11 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Steelers D/ST 24.00 · bench 0.00
93.94
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Dez Bryant 26.00 · bench 0.00
119.68
Took it in the teeth. by 25.74
WK 11 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · T.Y. Hilton 20.70 · bench 0.00 · started Marvin Jones (2.50)
92.18
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Le'Veon Bell 34.10 · bench 0.00
119.10
Took it in the teeth. by 26.92
WK 11 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Julian Edelman 22.90 · bench 0.00
96.98
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Jamison Crowder 19.20 · bench 0.00
113.90
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 16.92
WK 11 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · James Starks 18.10 · bench 0.00 · started Martellus Bennett (2.40)
100.12
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Mike Evans 16.50 · bench 0.00
105.22
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 5.10

Week 12

FINAL
WK 12 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · LeSean McCoy 29.40 · bench 0.00
169.94
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Kirk Cousins 32.16 · bench 0.00 · started Dolphins D/ST (2.00)
119.06
Ambulance required. by 50.88
WK 12 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Emmanuel Sanders 29.20 · bench 0.00
116.16
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Le'Veon Bell 24.20 · bench 0.00
147.44
Not close. Never close. by 31.28
WK 12 FINAL
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Devonta Freeman 21.70 · bench 0.00 · started Graham Gano (2.00)
94.24
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · David Johnson 30.10 · bench 0.00
133.02
Not close. Never close. by 38.78
WK 12 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Tyrod Taylor 20.44 · bench 0.00 · started Antonio Gates (0.00)
89.54
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Antonio Brown 32.10 · bench 0.00 · started Eric Ebron (0.00)
131.26
Took it in the teeth. by 41.72
WK 12 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Carlos Hyde 20.50 · bench 0.00 · started Eagles D/ST (-1.00)
94.50
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 34.50 · bench 0.00 · started Adam Vinatieri (0.00)
129.80
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 35.30
WK 12 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · DeSean Jackson 21.80 · bench 0.00 · started Rob Gronkowski (0.00)
105.34
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Ezekiel Elliott 26.00 · bench 0.00
128.00
Beat him and made it look boring. by 22.66

Week 13

FINAL
WK 13 FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · David Johnson 38.50 · bench 0.00
172.86
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · T.Y. Hilton 23.60 · bench 0.00 · started Marvin Jones (0.00)
90.64
Ambulance required. by 82.22
WK 13 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Golden Tate 28.50 · bench 0.00
128.84
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Jordan Howard 29.70 · bench 0.00
136.50
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 7.66
WK 13 FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Latavius Murray 25.50 · bench 0.00
120.78
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · LeSean McCoy 26.10 · bench 0.00 · started Davante Adams (2.70)
134.76
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 13.98
WK 13 FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Ezekiel Elliott 20.50 · bench 0.00
113.06
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Matthew Stafford 25.84 · bench 0.00 · started James Starks (0.10)
95.94
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 17.12
WK 13 FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Doug Martin 13.80 · bench 0.00
100.44
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Devonta Freeman 26.50 · bench 0.00 · started Graham Gano (1.00)
107.26
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 6.82
WK 13 FINAL
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Dez Bryant 18.40 · bench 0.00 · started Dolphins D/ST (-3.00)
69.00
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Julio Jones 18.30 · bench 0.00 · started Caleb Sturgis (1.00)
80.66
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 11.66

Week 14

FINAL
WK 14 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · LeSean McCoy 22.80 · bench 0.00 · started Coby Fleener (1.60)
103.30
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Le'Veon Bell 51.80 · bench 0.00
159.92
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 56.62
WK 14 FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · T.Y. Hilton 26.50 · bench 0.00 · started Dan Bailey (0.00)
123.08
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Tyreek Hill 22.80 · bench 0.00 · started Jordan Reed (2.00)
77.48
Took it in the teeth. by 45.60
WK 14 FINAL
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Zach Ertz 21.20 · bench 0.00
110.26
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Lamar Miller 19.20 · bench 0.00 · started Dez Bryant (0.00)
90.86
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 19.40
WK 14 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Emmanuel Sanders 27.00 · bench 0.00
105.82
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 21.24 · bench 0.00 · started Matt Forte (0.80)
88.14
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 17.68
WK 14 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Carlos Hyde 27.00 · bench 0.00 · started Julio Jones (0.00)
93.48
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Matt Ryan 21.48 · bench 0.00 · started Melvin Gordon (0.50)
91.58
Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 1.90
WK 14 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Dontrelle Inman 19.10 · bench 0.00 · started Dustin Hopkins (2.00)
82.74
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Demaryius Thomas 22.60 · bench 0.00 · started Donte Moncrief (0.00)
63.30
Beat him and made it look boring. by 19.44

Playoffs · Week 15

FINAL
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Ryan Mathews 22.30 · bench 0.00
113.74
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Golden Tate 20.20 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (1.90)
116.74
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 3.00
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Sterling Shepard 15.60 · bench 0.00
96.02
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Devonta Freeman 33.50 · bench 0.00 · started Sammy Watkins (2.00)
114.28
Beat him and made it look boring. by 18.26
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 31.36 · bench 0.00 · started Cardinals D/ST (2.00)
94.36
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Brandin Cooks 37.60 · bench 0.00
160.06
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.70
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Alshon Jeffery 20.90 · bench 0.00
117.18
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Dolphins D/ST 22.00 · bench 0.00
141.00
Beat him and made it look boring. by 23.82
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · LeSean McCoy 31.90 · bench 0.00 · started Jets D/ST (2.00)
101.24
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Carson Palmer 22.72 · bench 0.00
72.82
Took it in the teeth. by 28.42
WK 15BYE
THE FUCKING CHAMP
—
Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.
WK 15BYE
All About The Benjamins
—
Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

Playoffs · Week 16

FINAL
WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 39.18 · bench 0.00
189.08
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Tom Brady 20.56 · bench 0.00
110.86
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 78.22
WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Dak Prescott 23.98 · bench 0.00 · started Ravens D/ST (0.00)
123.38
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Doug Baldwin 36.70 · bench 0.00
166.96
Took it in the teeth. by 43.58
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Antonio Brown 25.60 · bench 0.00
112.98
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Carlos Hyde 13.20 · bench 0.00 · started Kenny Britt (2.50)
78.22
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 34.76
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Tyrod Taylor 33.16 · bench 0.00
110.76
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Kirk Cousins 29.80 · bench 0.00
145.50
Not close. Never close. by 34.74
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Charles Clay 28.50 · bench 0.00 · started Doug Martin (0.00)
89.26
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jay Ajayi 27.90 · bench 0.00 · started Titans D/ST (-1.00)
139.06
Took it in the teeth. by 49.80
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Blake Bortles 28.70 · bench 0.00 · started Jeremy Hill (0.80)
86.00
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Amari Cooper 12.60 · bench 0.00 · started Thomas Rawls (0.80)
67.30
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.70

Playoffs · Week 17

FINAL
WK 17 Playoffs FINAL
THE FUCKING CHAMP Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 36.20 · bench 0.00 · started Travis Kelce (1.80)
102.10
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Golden Tate 20.40 · bench 0.00
98.30
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 3.80
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Kelvin Benjamin 21.30 · bench 0.00 · started Ravens D/ST (0.00)
92.34
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Zach Ertz 38.90 · bench 0.00
160.42
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 68.08
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Matt Ryan 31.44 · bench 0.00 · started Sebastian Janikowski (0.00)
76.74
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Julio Jones 22.60 · bench 0.00 · started Cowboys D/ST (2.00)
92.38
Beat him and made it look boring. by 15.64
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Michael Thomas 31.60 · bench 0.00
139.78
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Julian Edelman 31.70 · bench 0.00 · started LeSean McCoy (2.60)
120.22
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 19.56
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Cardinals D/ST 30.00 · bench 0.00 · started Brandon Marshall (0.00)
126.50
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Matthew Stafford 21.88 · bench 0.00 · started Emmanuel Sanders (0.00)
126.98
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 0.48
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · DeAndre Hopkins 19.30 · bench 0.00 · started Tyrod Taylor (0.00)
79.40
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Blake Bortles 16.14 · bench 0.00 · started Jeremy Hill (0.00)
79.74
Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 0.34

Draft report card

PPR · 111/192 picks matched to FantasyPros season points

Draft value = sum of each drafted player's full-season fantasy points (FantasyPros, league scoring), regardless of whether the team kept him. ECR = FantasyPros preseason overall expert consensus rank; delta = pick number minus ECR (negative = reach, positive = value).

#TeamSeason pts draftedBest pickEarly-round bustReachesSteals
1THE FUCKING CHAMP2,574.26 David Johnson #15 · 407.80 · pos #1 A.J. Green #10 · 186.40 · pos #34 21
2Sit N Spin2,503.62 Matt Ryan #168 · 347.46 · pos #2 Latavius Murray #48 · 208.20 · pos #13 22
3Almost Jameis1,807.16 Devonta Freeman #19 · 284.10 · pos #6 Jarvis Landry #30 · 231.30 · pos #14 40
4Cincinnati Harambes1,712.32 Le'Veon Bell #12 · 317.40 · pos #3 Golden Tate #37 · 223.10 · pos #17 40
5Gamer Is A Salty Jew1,610.38 Kirk Cousins #136 · 300.28 · pos #5 Rob Gronkowski #9 · 97.00 · pos #27 01
6God Please, Not the Sacko1,537.54 Blake Bortles #76 · 271.10 · pos #8 Keenan Allen #28 · 12.30 · pos #162 21
7All About The Benjamins1,431.58 Ezekiel Elliott #7 · 325.40 · pos #2 Ezekiel Elliott #7 · 325.40 · pos #2 31
8The GOAT House1,397.96 LeSean McCoy #22 · 298.30 · pos #4 Julian Edelman #27 · 230.30 · pos #15 20
9Big Daddy Ding a Ling1,359.44 Philip Rivers #113 · 258.94 · pos #14 Sammy Watkins #32 · 83.00 · pos #88 02
10New Jersey Generals1,349.72 Drew Brees #62 · 332.32 · pos #3 Jordan Reed #38 · 168.60 · pos #10 40
11JPP's Finger Bangers1,289.38 Matthew Stafford #164 · 279.78 · pos #7 Adrian Peterson #5 · 9.00 · pos #126 21
12I'm Fishookin Duffs1,287.68 Derek Carr #146 · 268.48 · pos #11 Julio Jones #2 · 259.90 · pos #6 22
Late-round gems (after pick 60)
Matt Ryan #168 by Sit N Spin · 347.46 pts · pos #2
Drew Brees #62 by New Jersey Generals · 332.32 pts · pos #3
Kirk Cousins #136 by Gamer Is A Salty Jew · 300.28 pts · pos #5
Dak Prescott #151 by All About The Benjamins · 286.88 pts · pos #6
Matthew Stafford #164 by JPP's Finger Bangers · 279.78 pts · pos #7
Biggest reaches vs consensus
Tom Brady #67 by Almost Jameis · consensus #106 (-39) · 258.56 pts
Allen Hurns #51 by The GOAT House · consensus #74 (-23) · 100.70 pts
DeSean Jackson #58 by THE FUCKING CHAMP · consensus #75 (-17) · 180.50 pts
Le'Veon Bell #12 by Cincinnati Harambes · consensus #24 (-12) · 317.40 pts
Aaron Rodgers #34 by THE FUCKING CHAMP · consensus #46 (-12) · 380.02 pts

Draft

16 rounds · 192 picks
Round 1
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
1PITAntonio BrownWRSit N SpinRyan McClane
2ATLJulio JonesWRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
3NYGOdell Beckham Jr.WRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
4JAXAllen RobinsonWRGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
5MINAdrian PetersonRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
6LARTodd GurleyRBAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
7DALEzekiel ElliottRBAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
8HOUDeAndre HopkinsWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
9NERob GronkowskiTEGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
10CINA.J. GreenWRTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
11NYJBrandon MarshallWRNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
12PITLe'Veon BellRBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 2
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
13GBJordy NelsonWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
14TBDoug MartinRBNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
15ARIDavid JohnsonRBTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
16CHIAlshon JefferyWRGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
17DALDez BryantWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
18KCJamaal CharlesRBAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
19ATLDevonta FreemanRBAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
20LVAmari CooperWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
21HOULamar MillerRBGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
22BUFLeSean McCoyRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
23ARILarry FitzgeraldWRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
24TBMike EvansWRSit N SpinRyan McClane
Round 3
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
25NOMark IngramRBSit N SpinRyan McClane
26CARCam NewtonQBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
27NEJulian EdelmanWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
28LACKeenan AllenWRGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
29SEADoug BaldwinWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
30MIAJarvis LandryWRAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
31DENDemaryius ThomasWRAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
32BUFSammy WatkinsWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
33GBEddie LacyRBGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
34GBAaron RodgersQBTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
35INDT.Y. HiltonWRNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
36CARJonathan StewartRBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 4
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
37DETGolden TateWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
38WSHJordan ReedTENew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
39NYJMatt ForteRBTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
40NOBrandin CooksWRGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
41SFCarlos HydeRBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
42CARKelvin BenjaminWRAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
43KCJeremy MaclinWRAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
44DENC.J. AndersonRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
45CINJeremy HillRBGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
46HOUArian FosterRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
47NYJEric DeckerWRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
48LVLatavius MurrayRBSit N SpinRyan McClane
Round 5
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
49SEARussell WilsonQBSit N SpinRyan McClane
50CARGreg OlsenTEI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
51JAXAllen HurnsWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
52TENDeMarco MurrayRBGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
53SEAThomas RawlsRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
54GBRandall CobbWRAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
55INDAndrew LuckQBAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
56TENDelanie WalkerTEBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
57ARIJohn BrownWRGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
58WSHDeSean JacksonWRTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
59CHIJeremy LangfordRBNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
60DENEmmanuel SandersWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 6
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
61WSHMatt JonesRBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
62NODrew BreesQBNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
63KCTravis KelceTETHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
64CLEDuke Johnson Jr.RBGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
65LACDanny WoodheadRBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
66INDDonte MoncriefWRAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
67NETom BradyQBAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
68PHIJordan MatthewsWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
69DETMarvin JonesWRGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
70NOCoby FleenerTEThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
71INDFrank GoreRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
72CLEGary BarnidgeTESit N SpinRyan McClane
Round 7
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
73PHIRyan MathewsRBSit N SpinRyan McClane
74JAXChris IvoryRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
75ARIMichael FloydWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
76JAXBlake BortlesQBGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
77ARICarson PalmerQBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
78PHIZach ErtzTEAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
79SEAJimmy GrahamTEAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
80CINGiovani BernardRBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
81CLEJosh GordonWRGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
82LVMichael CrabtreeWRTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
83MIARyan TannehillQBNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
84SEATyler LockettWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 8
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
85CINTyler EifertTECincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
86NYGRashad JenningsRBNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
87MINStefon DiggsWRTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
88TBCharles SimsRBGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
89LARTavon AustinWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
90TENDerrick HenryRBAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
91DENBroncos D/STD/STAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
92NYGSterling ShepardWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
93MIADeVante ParkerWRGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
94PITBen RoethlisbergerQBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
95JAXT.J. YeldonRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
96LACMelvin GordonRBSit N SpinRyan McClane
Round 9
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
97NOWillie SneadWRSit N SpinRyan McClane
98CARPanthers D/STD/STI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
99BALJustin ForsettRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
100JAXJulius ThomasTEGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
101DETAmeer AbdullahRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
102PITDeAngelo WilliamsRBAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
103CHIKevin WhiteWRAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
104LACAntonio GatesTEBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
105NOMichael ThomasWRGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
106NELeGarrette BlountRBTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
107DETTheo RiddickRBNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
108TENRishard MatthewsWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 10
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
109BUFTyrod TaylorQBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
110ARICardinals D/STD/STNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
111BALSteve Smith Sr.WRTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
112NYGEli ManningQBGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
113LACPhilip RiversQBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
114LACTravis BenjaminWRAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
115GBJames StarksRBAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
116CHIZach MillerTEJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
117TBAustin Seferian-JenkinsTEGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
118NEChris HoganWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
119NEStephen GostkowskiKI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
120DETEric EbronTESit N SpinRyan McClane
Round 11
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
121SEASteven HauschkaKSit N SpinRyan McClane
122WSHPierre GarconWRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
123CLEIsaiah CrowellRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
124SEASeahawks D/STD/STGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
125CINBengals D/STD/STJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
126CARDevin FunchessWRAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
127NEJames WhiteRBAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
128TBVincent JacksonWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
129PITMarkus WheatonWRGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
130CINAndy DaltonQBTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
131SFTorrey SmithWRNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
132HOUWill Fuller VWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 12
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
133NEMartellus BennettTECincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
134INDAdam VinatieriKNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
135KCChiefs D/STD/STTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
136WSHKirk CousinsQBGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
137CLECorey ColemanWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
138HOUTexans D/STD/STAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
139TBJameis WinstonQBAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
140ATLMohamed SanuWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
141GBMason CrosbyKGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
142LARRams D/STD/STThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
143DALJason WittenTEI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
144ARIChris JohnsonRBSit N SpinRyan McClane
Round 13
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
145GBPackers D/STD/STSit N SpinRyan McClane
146LVDerek CarrQBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
147PITSammie CoatesWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
148TENMarcus MariotaQBGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
149DENDevontae BookerRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
150INDKamar AikenWRAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
151DALDak PrescottQBAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
152CINTyler BoydWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
153SEAChristine MichaelRBGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
154DALAlfred MorrisRBTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
155INDPhillip DorsettWRNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
156LVRaiders D/STD/STCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 14
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
157MIAKenny StillsWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
158BUFCharles ClayTENew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
159DALDan BaileyKTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
160ATLTevin ColemanRBGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
161MINLaquon TreadwellWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
162PITLadarius GreenTEAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
163GBRichard RodgersTEAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
164DETMatthew StaffordQBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
165TENDorial Green-BeckhamWRGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
166TENTajae SharpeWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
167PHIDarren SprolesRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
168ATLMatt RyanQBSit N SpinRyan McClane
Round 15
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
169NYJBilal PowellRBSit N SpinRyan McClane
170CARTed Ginn Jr.WRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
171CLEBrock OsweilerQBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
172NYJJets D/STD/STGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
173INDDwayne AllenTEJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
174CARGraham GanoKAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
175WSHTerrelle Pryor Sr.WRAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
176TBRoberto AguayoKBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
177NEPatriots D/STD/STGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
178MIAJay AjayiRBTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
179BUFBills D/STD/STNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
180BALJustin TuckerKCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
Round 16
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
181NYJRyan FitzpatrickQBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
182BALMike WallaceWRNew Jersey GeneralsJosh Stubblefield
183SFAnquan BoldinWRTHE FUCKING CHAMPMichael Muralles
184MINBlair WalshKGamer Is A Salty JewAndrew Sharpe
185MINVikings D/STD/STBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
186NYJChandler CatanzaroKAll About The BenjaminsWill Mason
187CLEKenny BrittWRAlmost JameisDavid Bruce
188DETMatt PraterKJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
189MINJerick McKinnonRBGod Please, Not the SackoJason Moyer
190ATLMatt BryantKThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
191SEAMarshawn LynchRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
192DALTerrance WilliamsWRSit N SpinRyan McClane
Consolation ladder (12 games) — excluded from every record and career line. Click if you must.
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Drew Brees 31.36 · bench 0.00 · started Cardinals D/ST (2.00)
94.36
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Brandin Cooks 37.60 · bench 0.00
160.06
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.70
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Alshon Jeffery 20.90 · bench 0.00
117.18
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Dolphins D/ST 22.00 · bench 0.00
141.00
Beat him and made it look boring. by 23.82
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · LeSean McCoy 31.90 · bench 0.00 · started Jets D/ST (2.00)
101.24
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Carson Palmer 22.72 · bench 0.00
72.82
Took it in the teeth. by 28.42
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Antonio Brown 25.60 · bench 0.00
112.98
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Carlos Hyde 13.20 · bench 0.00 · started Kenny Britt (2.50)
78.22
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 34.76
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Tyrod Taylor 33.16 · bench 0.00
110.76
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Kirk Cousins 29.80 · bench 0.00
145.50
Not close. Never close. by 34.74
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Charles Clay 28.50 · bench 0.00 · started Doug Martin (0.00)
89.26
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jay Ajayi 27.90 · bench 0.00 · started Titans D/ST (-1.00)
139.06
Took it in the teeth. by 49.80
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Blake Bortles 28.70 · bench 0.00 · started Jeremy Hill (0.80)
86.00
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Amari Cooper 12.60 · bench 0.00 · started Thomas Rawls (0.80)
67.30
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.70
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
All About The Benjamins Will Mason · Kelvin Benjamin 21.30 · bench 0.00 · started Ravens D/ST (0.00)
92.34
Almost Jameis David Bruce · Zach Ertz 38.90 · bench 0.00
160.42
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 68.08
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Sit N Spin Ryan McClane · Matt Ryan 31.44 · bench 0.00 · started Sebastian Janikowski (0.00)
76.74
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Julio Jones 22.60 · bench 0.00 · started Cowboys D/ST (2.00)
92.38
Beat him and made it look boring. by 15.64
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Gamer Is A Salty Jew Andrew Sharpe · Michael Thomas 31.60 · bench 0.00
139.78
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Julian Edelman 31.70 · bench 0.00 · started LeSean McCoy (2.60)
120.22
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 19.56
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
New Jersey Generals Josh Stubblefield · Cardinals D/ST 30.00 · bench 0.00 · started Brandon Marshall (0.00)
126.50
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Matthew Stafford 21.88 · bench 0.00 · started Emmanuel Sanders (0.00)
126.98
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 0.48
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · DeAndre Hopkins 19.30 · bench 0.00 · started Tyrod Taylor (0.00)
79.40
God Please, Not the Sacko Jason Moyer · Blake Bortles 16.14 · bench 0.00 · started Jeremy Hill (0.00)
79.74
Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 0.34

Power rankings · 2016

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