Regular season
75–75
.500 · 150 games · 11 seasons
Points per game
117.11
PF 17,566.87 · PA 17,420.29
Playoffs
4–4
5 appearance(s): 2015, 2016, 2017, 2020, 2024
Hardware
1title
2024 · runner-up 2017
Season by season
week high / low: 181.28 / 70.22| Year | Team | W | L | T | PF | PA | Reg rk | Seed | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Tu Puka Madrefranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 5 | — | In progress |
| 2025 | Mayfield of 💦 Dreamsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
6 | 8 | 0 | 1,663.57 | 1,786.09 | 8 | 8 | 11 | missed |
| 2024 | Tu Puka Madrefranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,824.18 | 1,658.46 | 5 | 5 | 1 | Champion |
| 2023 | Fishookin ACLsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
6 | 8 | 0 | 1,485.68 | 1,568.22 | 8 | 8 | 7 | missed |
| 2022 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,576.08 | 1,596.68 | 11 | 11 | 7 | missed |
| 2021 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
7 | 7 | 0 | 1,698.24 | 1,618.52 | 7 | 7 | 11 | missed |
| 2020 |  Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,406.16 | 1,524.30 | 6 | 6 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2019 | The North Will Rise Againfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
5 | 8 | 0 | 1,483.08 | 1,604.54 | 10 | 10 | 9 | missed |
| 2018 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
6 | 7 | 0 | 1,579.26 | 1,585.24 | 7 | 7 | 12 | Last place |
| 2017 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,555.62 | 1,378.68 | 4 | 2 | 2 | Runner-up |
| 2016 | I'm Fishookin Duffsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
10 | 4 | 0 | 1,656.00 | 1,563.50 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2015 | I'm Fishookin Duffsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,639.00 | 1,536.06 | 6 | 6 | 5 | Playoffs |
Rivals
Tale of the Tape →vs Josh Stubblefield
8–9
All-time: 8–9. Josh Stubblefield leads, barely. Jose Velez Capin tells it differently in the group chat.
17 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Andrew Sharpe
10–6
All-time: 10–6. Jose Velez Capin has Andrew Sharpe's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
16 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Pierce Freeman
7–8
All-time: 7–8. Pierce Freeman leads, barely. Jose Velez Capin tells it differently in the group chat.
15 games · regular season + playoffs
vs David Bruce
4–10
All-time: 4–10. David Bruce has Jose Velez Capin's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
14 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Will Mason
7–7
All-time: 7–7. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
14 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Conner Mitchell
6–7
All-time: 6–7. Conner Mitchell leads, barely. Jose Velez Capin tells it differently in the group chat.
13 games · regular season + playoffs