Regular season
80–79
.503 · 159 games · 12 seasons
Points per game
118.33
PF 18,815.12 · PA 18,458.97 · aPPG 125.44 under today's rules
Playoffs
4–4
5 appearance(s): 2015, 2016, 2017, 2020, 2024
Trade record · raw / adjusted
5–2–2 / 4–2–3
9 trades · net +369.9 raw · full record →
Hardware
1title
2024 · runner-up 2017
Season by season
week high / low: 204.32 / 70.22| Year | Team | W | L | T | PF | PA | PPG | aPPG | Reg rk | Seed | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Tu Puka Madrefranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
5 | 4 | 0 | 1,248.25 | 1,038.68 | 138.69 | 137.30 | 4 | 4 | — | In progress |
| 2025 | Mayfield of 💦 Dreamsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
6 | 8 | 0 | 1,663.57 | 1,786.09 | 118.83 | 118.83 | 8 | 8 | 11 | missed |
| 2024 | Tu Puka Madrefranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,824.18 | 1,658.46 | 130.30 | 131.16 | 5 | 5 | 1 | Champion |
| 2023 | Fishookin ACLsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
6 | 8 | 0 | 1,485.68 | 1,568.22 | 106.12 | 114.32 | 8 | 8 | 7 | missed |
| 2022 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,576.08 | 1,596.68 | 112.58 | 122.40 | 11 | 11 | 7 | missed |
| 2021 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
7 | 7 | 0 | 1,698.24 | 1,618.52 | 121.30 | 131.27 | 7 | 7 | 11 | missed |
| 2020 |  Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,406.16 | 1,524.30 | 108.17 | 117.61 | 6 | 6 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2019 | The North Will Rise Againfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
5 | 8 | 0 | 1,483.08 | 1,604.54 | 114.08 | 123.33 | 10 | 10 | 9 | missed |
| 2018 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
6 | 7 | 0 | 1,579.26 | 1,585.24 | 121.48 | 131.58 | 7 | 7 | 12 | Last place |
| 2017 | Sucio Squadfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,555.62 | 1,378.68 | 119.66 | 128.99 | 4 | 2 | 2 | Runner-up |
| 2016 | I'm Fishookin Duffsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
10 | 4 | 0 | 1,656.00 | 1,563.50 | 118.29 | 128.18 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2015 | I'm Fishookin Duffsfranchise: Tu Puka Madre |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,639.00 | 1,536.06 | 117.07 | 125.36 | 6 | 6 | 5 | Playoffs |
Rivals
Tale of the Tape →vs Josh Stubblefield
9–9
All-time: 9–9. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
18 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Andrew Sharpe
11–6
All-time: 11–6. Jose Velez Capin has Andrew Sharpe's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
17 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Pierce Freeman
7–9
All-time: 7–9. Pierce Freeman leads, barely. Jose Velez Capin tells it differently in the group chat.
16 games · regular season + playoffs
vs David Bruce
4–11
All-time: 4–11. David Bruce has Jose Velez Capin's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
15 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Will Mason
8–7
All-time: 8–7. Jose Velez Capin leads, barely. Will Mason tells it differently in the group chat.
15 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Conner Mitchell
6–8
All-time: 6–8. Conner Mitchell leads, barely. Jose Velez Capin tells it differently in the group chat.
14 games · regular season + playoffs