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The Ledger · League of Sharpe gets Last

2015

FINAL 12 teams · 14 regular-season weeks · 6 playoff spots · source espn-live · imported Monday Sep 14, 12:44 p.m. ET
Champion
JPP's Finger Bangers
Chris Fiata
2015 Champion. The rest of you paid for this man's ego.
Verified by bracket+rank · beat Big Daddy Ding a Ling in the final
Dead last
Poppin Bortles
Jason Moyer
2015 Dead last. League namesake energy. We keep the lights on for this.
ESPN final rank 12 of 12

Standings

Regular season
#TeamWLT PFPA All-playTrendPPGStreakFinal
1 ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe 1040 1,716.901,606.54 89-65 122.64W14
2 I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield 950 1,689.721,544.74 93-61 120.69W13
3 JPP's Finger Bangers Champion Chris Fiata 950 1,603.241,686.54 79-75 114.52W11
4 No Trades David Bruce 950 1,588.141,448.84 72-82 113.44L16
5 Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell 860 1,821.501,705.36 99-55 130.11W22
6 I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin 860 1,639.001,536.06 85-69 117.07W25
7 I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane 770 1,739.461,631.42 84-70 124.25L110
8 How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason 680 1,709.921,747.18 86-68 122.14L18
9 The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano 680 1,648.481,626.02 77-77 117.75W17
10 Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles 680 1,584.341,608.32 67-87 113.17L19
11 Poppin Bortles Last place Jason Moyer 4100 1,394.141,693.84 51-103 99.58L312
12 IM TILTING Logan Gamer 2120 1,378.221,678.20 42-112 98.44L611

PF = points scored, not personality. PA = points allowed, also known as “schedule luck for people who cannot shut up”. All-play = your record if you played everyone every week. Rank = regular season (W%, then PF). Final = ESPN's rank after the playoffs.

Playoffs

Winners bracket

Week 15 · byes: ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS, JPP's Finger Bangers

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · David Johnson 44.90 · bench 0.00
177.90
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 46.90 · bench 0.00
159.10
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.80
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Zach Ertz 21.80 · bench 0.00 · started Rams D/ST (-2.00)
84.48
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Drew Brees 28.74 · bench 0.00 · started Richard Rodgers (1.70)
132.34
Not close. Never close. by 47.86

Week 16

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Jordan Reed 33.90 · bench 0.00 · started Mason Crosby (0.00)
145.20
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Blair Walsh 23.00 · bench 0.00 · started James Starks (-0.90)
111.68
Took it in the teeth. by 33.52
WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Brandin Cooks 24.30 · bench 0.00
112.06
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Julio Jones 32.80 · bench 0.00 · started Richard Rodgers (1.20)
137.38
Took it in the teeth. by 25.32

Week 17 · Championship

WK 17 Playoffs FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Sammy Watkins 24.60 · bench 0.00
122.66
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Julio Jones 23.90 · bench 0.00 · started Mike Gillislee (0.80)
100.12
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 22.54

Week by week

Week 1

FINAL
WK 1 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Matt Forte 27.60 · bench 0.00 · started Sammy Watkins (0.00)
112.40
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Julio Jones 35.10 · bench 0.00
175.20
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 62.80
WK 1 FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Chris Ivory 23.00 · bench 0.00 · started Cardinals D/ST (1.00)
131.22
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Travis Kelce 28.60 · bench 0.00 · started Eddie Royal (1.80)
132.92
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.70
WK 1 FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Jarvis Landry 20.70 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (0.00)
92.94
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Jason Witten 26.00 · bench 0.00 · started Blair Walsh (2.00)
128.74
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 35.80
WK 1 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Keenan Allen 31.60 · bench 0.00
118.06
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jets D/ST 20.00 · bench 0.00
102.94
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 15.12
WK 1 FINAL
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Carlos Hyde 32.20 · bench 0.00 · started Greg Olsen (2.10)
113.24
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Panthers D/ST 23.00 · bench 0.00 · started Adam Vinatieri (-1.00)
103.04
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 10.20
WK 1 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Ben Roethlisberger 20.04 · bench 0.00 · started Packers D/ST (1.00)
99.84
No Trades David Bruce · Tom Brady 27.62 · bench 0.00 · started Brian Quick (0.00)
105.82
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.98

Week 2

FINAL
WK 2 FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Calvin Johnson 24.30 · bench 0.00 · started Dan Carpenter (2.00)
105.84
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Odell Beckham Jr. 27.60 · bench 0.00
142.66
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 36.82
WK 2 FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Julian Edelman 33.90 · bench 0.00 · started Eddie Lacy (0.90)
135.04
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Adrian Peterson 19.20 · bench 0.00 · started Jimmy Graham (2.10)
81.06
Ambulance required. by 53.98
WK 2 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Julio Jones 26.50 · bench 0.00 · started Dolphins D/ST (-1.00)
123.10
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Ben Roethlisberger 32.66 · bench 0.00 · started Ravens D/ST (-3.00)
132.36
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 9.26
WK 2 FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · DeAngelo Williams 31.20 · bench 0.00
129.80
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Antonio Brown 36.50 · bench 0.00
132.02
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 2.22
WK 2 FINAL
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Carson Palmer 21.20 · bench 0.00 · started Roddy White (0.00)
82.00
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Brandon Marshall 23.10 · bench 0.00 · started Mike Evans (0.00)
112.80
Not close. Never close. by 30.80
WK 2 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Peyton Manning 20.24 · bench 0.00
110.24
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Aaron Rodgers 22.26 · bench 0.00 · started Bills D/ST (-1.00)
49.56
Ambulance required. by 60.68

Week 3

FINAL
WK 3 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · A.J. Green 44.70 · bench 0.00
165.88
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Kendall Wright 23.80 · bench 0.00
99.76
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 66.12
WK 3 FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Larry Fitzgerald 34.40 · bench 0.00 · started Matt Prater (0.00)
136.00
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Jamaal Charles 31.20 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (0.00)
147.30
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 11.30
WK 3 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Randall Cobb 35.30 · bench 0.00
114.08
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Keenan Allen 37.30 · bench 0.00 · started Torrey Smith (0.00)
144.92
Not close. Never close. by 30.84
WK 3 FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Devonta Freeman 42.30 · bench 0.00
142.20
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Le'Veon Bell 26.20 · bench 0.00 · started Shane Vereen (2.30)
109.54
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 32.66
WK 3 FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Matt Ryan 23.10 · bench 0.00
133.10
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Greg Olsen 33.40 · bench 0.00 · started Cairo Santos (2.00)
95.44
Not close. Never close. by 37.66
WK 3 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Julio Jones 40.40 · bench 0.00 · started Dolphins D/ST (-6.00)
128.74
No Trades David Bruce · Jeremy Maclin 28.10 · bench 0.00
131.92
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 3.18

Week 4

FINAL
WK 4 FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Chris Ivory 22.60 · bench 0.00 · started Cardinals D/ST (2.00)
125.02
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Devonta Freeman 37.90 · bench 0.00 · started Colts D/ST (2.00)
154.68
Not close. Never close. by 29.66
WK 4 FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Le'Veon Bell 28.00 · bench 0.00
154.44
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Cairo Santos 27.00 · bench 0.00 · started Eagles D/ST (1.00)
78.98
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 75.46
WK 4 FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Allen Hurns 28.60 · bench 0.00
136.58
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Todd Gurley 18.10 · bench 0.00 · started Matt Jones (1.10)
62.52
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 74.06
WK 4 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Packers D/ST 16.00 · bench 0.00 · started Kyle Rudolph (2.70)
88.36
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Adrian Peterson 19.40 · bench 0.00 · started Darren Sproles (1.70)
109.66
Beat him and made it look boring. by 21.30
WK 4 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Jeremy Hill 24.00 · bench 0.00 · started Alfred Blue (1.70)
86.26
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · DeAndre Hopkins 24.70 · bench 0.00 · started Dolphins D/ST (-1.00)
102.36
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.10
WK 4 FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Demaryius Thomas 18.30 · bench 0.00 · started Heath Miller (1.10)
88.96
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Matt Ryan 14.14 · bench 0.00
77.94
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 11.02

Week 5

FINAL
WK 5 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Matt Forte 21.90 · bench 0.00
80.34
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Gates 30.20 · bench 0.00
139.72
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 59.38
WK 5 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · DeAndre Hopkins 27.90 · bench 0.00 · started Percy Harvin (-0.10)
127.70
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Doug Martin 36.80 · bench 0.00
135.06
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 7.36
WK 5 FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Blake Bortles 30.22 · bench 0.00 · started Martavis Bryant (0.00)
116.32
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Justin Forsett 27.00 · bench 0.00 · started Charles Clay (1.70)
132.30
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 15.98
WK 5 FINAL
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Willie Snead 20.10 · bench 0.00 · started Ravens D/ST (-3.00)
71.44
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Odell Beckham Jr. 25.40 · bench 0.00
122.96
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 51.52
WK 5 FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Devonta Freeman 32.70 · bench 0.00
111.82
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Brandin Cooks 21.70 · bench 0.00
113.36
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.54
WK 5 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Aaron Rodgers 15.54 · bench 0.00
90.04
No Trades David Bruce · Tom Brady 25.30 · bench 0.00 · started Owen Daniels (0.00)
107.60
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 17.56

Week 6

FINAL
WK 6 FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Devonta Freeman 35.60 · bench 0.00 · started Ted Ginn Jr. (2.80)
173.54
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · DeAndre Hopkins 36.80 · bench 0.00
133.88
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 39.66
WK 6 FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Martavis Bryant 32.50 · bench 0.00 · started Cardinals D/ST (1.00)
152.58
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Keenan Allen 29.70 · bench 0.00 · started Bills D/ST (-2.00)
109.50
Took it in the teeth. by 43.08
WK 6 FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · T.Y. Hilton 19.40 · bench 0.00
135.32
No Trades David Bruce · Tom Brady 24.48 · bench 0.00
101.58
Took it in the teeth. by 33.74
WK 6 FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Demaryius Thomas 21.10 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (2.00)
121.34
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Emmanuel Sanders 20.90 · bench 0.00
97.74
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 23.60
WK 6 FINAL
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · John Brown 27.60 · bench 0.00 · started Melvin Gordon (0.90)
109.34
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Alshon Jeffery 28.70 · bench 0.00
114.80
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.46
WK 6 FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Lamar Miller 19.80 · bench 0.00 · started Josh Brown (1.00)
97.30
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jimmy Graham 22.00 · bench 0.00 · started Darren Sproles (1.70)
97.00
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 0.30

Week 7

FINAL
WK 7 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Arian Foster 29.50 · bench 0.00
158.70
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Danny Woodhead 33.10 · bench 0.00
115.70
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 43.00
WK 7 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Todd Gurley 32.30 · bench 0.00
155.98
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Mike Evans 30.40 · bench 0.00
150.92
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 5.06
WK 7 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 19.00 · bench 0.00 · started Antonio Gates (0.00)
86.56
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Lamar Miller 38.60 · bench 0.00
147.84
Ambulance required. by 61.28
WK 7 FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Tom Brady 31.70 · bench 0.00
133.00
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Cam Newton 13.88 · bench 0.00 · started Joseph Randle (2.40)
61.28
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 71.72
WK 7 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Allen Robinson 21.80 · bench 0.00 · started Julius Thomas (1.40)
100.58
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Mark Ingram 22.80 · bench 0.00
129.40
Took it in the teeth. by 28.82
WK 7 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Darren McFadden 24.20 · bench 0.00 · started LeGarrette Blount (-0.30)
88.04
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · T.Y. Hilton 31.00 · bench 0.00 · started Redskins D/ST (-2.00)
127.14
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 39.10

Week 8

FINAL
WK 8 FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Brandon Marshall 19.80 · bench 0.00
92.14
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Drew Brees 44.30 · bench 0.00
175.30
Ambulance required. by 83.16
WK 8 FINAL
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Carson Palmer 31.56 · bench 0.00
143.76
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Adam Vinatieri 17.00 · bench 0.00 · started Jets D/ST (-6.00)
93.40
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 50.36
WK 8 FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · A.J. Green 28.80 · bench 0.00
131.88
No Trades David Bruce · Tom Brady 32.34 · bench 0.00 · started Danny Amendola (2.10)
130.04
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 1.84
WK 8 FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Odell Beckham Jr. 39.00 · bench 0.00 · started Andre Ellington (0.00)
125.62
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Texans D/ST 21.00 · bench 0.00
106.48
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 19.14
WK 8 FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Philip Rivers 26.04 · bench 0.00 · started T.Y. Hilton (2.50)
102.94
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Alshon Jeffery 27.60 · bench 0.00
115.70
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 12.76
WK 8 FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Devonta Freeman 19.10 · bench 0.00 · started John Brown (0.00)
103.90
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Demaryius Thomas 24.80 · bench 0.00
112.18
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.28

Week 9

FINAL
WK 9 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Marcus Mariota 35.34 · bench 0.00 · started Vernon Davis (0.00)
166.24
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Tyler Eifert 28.30 · bench 0.00
136.38
Not close. Never close. by 29.86
WK 9 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Sammy Watkins 30.80 · bench 0.00
151.64
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Cam Newton 33.58 · bench 0.00
150.28
Decided by a garbage-time reception. Frame it, coward. by 1.36
WK 9 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 45.60 · bench 0.00
143.76
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Jordan Matthews 28.30 · bench 0.00 · started Ronnie Hillman (0.10)
122.50
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 21.26
WK 9 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Aaron Rodgers 34.96 · bench 0.00 · started Dolphins D/ST (-1.00)
88.26
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Lamar Miller 33.10 · bench 0.00
139.88
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 51.62
WK 9 FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Allen Hurns 23.20 · bench 0.00 · started Eddie Lacy (-1.00)
94.56
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · DeMarco Murray 28.10 · bench 0.00
124.20
Not close. Never close. by 29.64
WK 9 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Drew Brees 33.38 · bench 0.00
123.48
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · DeAngelo Williams 38.50 · bench 0.00 · started Charles Clay (1.60)
117.76
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.72

Week 10

FINAL
WK 10 FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Mike Evans 20.60 · bench 0.00 · started Brandon McManus (1.00)
89.32
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 37.90 · bench 0.00 · started Justin Tucker (1.00)
131.44
Took it in the teeth. by 42.12
WK 10 FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Lamar Miller 21.30 · bench 0.00
128.18
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Charcandrick West 31.10 · bench 0.00 · started Peyton Manning (-6.60)
129.00
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 0.82
WK 10 FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Larry Fitzgerald 23.00 · bench 0.00
126.68
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Rob Gronkowski 22.30 · bench 0.00 · started Antonio Andrews (0.80)
112.96
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 13.72
WK 10 FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Rishard Matthews 14.70 · bench 0.00 · started Broncos D/ST (1.00)
65.78
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Adrian Peterson 29.60 · bench 0.00
122.96
Ambulance required. by 57.18
WK 10 FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Gary Barnidge 18.50 · bench 0.00 · started John Brown (0.00)
104.50
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Michael Floyd 30.30 · bench 0.00
119.12
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 14.62
WK 10 FINAL
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Carson Palmer 22.32 · bench 0.00 · started Willie Snead (0.00)
67.52
No Trades David Bruce · Tom Brady 20.26 · bench 0.00
91.66
Beat him and made it look boring. by 24.14

Week 11

FINAL
WK 11 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Kamar Aiken 16.00 · bench 0.00 · started Antonio Gates (1.60)
126.28
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Brandon LaFell 10.60 · bench 0.00 · started Matt Jones (1.20)
62.70
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 63.58
WK 11 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · DeAndre Hopkins 28.80 · bench 0.00 · started Karlos Williams (1.10)
123.84
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Panthers D/ST 24.00 · bench 0.00 · started Amari Cooper (1.40)
105.06
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 18.78
WK 11 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Carson Palmer 26.58 · bench 0.00 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00)
120.08
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 25.40 · bench 0.00 · started Eagles D/ST (-3.00)
82.40
Not close. Never close. by 37.68
WK 11 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Matthew Stafford 20.38 · bench 0.00
104.78
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Cam Newton 31.44 · bench 0.00 · started Matt Bryant (2.00)
114.44
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 9.66
WK 11 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Aaron Rodgers 19.08 · bench 0.00 · started Torrey Smith (2.60)
109.08
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Jameis Winston 29.84 · bench 0.00 · started Danny Woodhead (2.60)
95.54
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 13.54
WK 11 FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Danny Amendola 20.70 · bench 0.00 · started Eric Ebron (0.00)
72.08
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Tyler Eifert 17.20 · bench 0.00
93.78
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 21.70

Week 12

FINAL
WK 12 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Rob Gronkowski 20.80 · bench 0.00
88.32
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 37.20 · bench 0.00
158.80
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 70.48
WK 12 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Adrian Peterson 32.70 · bench 0.00
127.90
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Jarvis Landry 35.90 · bench 0.00
139.20
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 11.30
WK 12 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Gates 21.30 · bench 0.00 · started Tony Romo (-1.76)
78.34
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Odell Beckham Jr. 29.20 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (2.00)
130.42
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 52.08
WK 12 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Golden Tate 18.00 · bench 0.00 · started Michael Floyd (2.40)
82.08
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Brandon Marshall 34.10 · bench 0.00
128.76
Not close. Never close. by 46.68
WK 12 FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Jeremy Maclin 31.00 · bench 0.00 · started Rams D/ST (1.00)
110.60
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · DeAngelo Williams 24.70 · bench 0.00 · started James Jones (0.00)
97.12
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 13.48
WK 12 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Jordan Reed 17.80 · bench 0.00 · started Bills D/ST (-3.00)
101.84
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Jordan Matthews 15.00 · bench 0.00 · started Rishard Matthews (0.00)
91.10
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 10.74

Week 13

FINAL
WK 13 FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · A.J. Green 23.80 · bench 0.00 · started Panthers D/ST (2.00)
93.92
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 37.80 · bench 0.00
165.86
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 71.94
WK 13 FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 34.06 · bench 0.00
144.86
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Allen Robinson 43.30 · bench 0.00
136.40
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 8.46
WK 13 FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Javorius Allen 35.00 · bench 0.00
137.70
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Aaron Rodgers 25.62 · bench 0.00
111.02
Not close. Never close. by 26.68
WK 13 FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Cam Newton 38.14 · bench 0.00 · started Travis Benjamin (0.00)
131.24
No Trades David Bruce · Tom Brady 34.78 · bench 0.00 · started Texans D/ST (-1.00)
136.82
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.58
WK 13 FINAL
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Greg Olsen 19.90 · bench 0.00 · started Willie Snead (0.00)
105.68
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Richard Rodgers 28.60 · bench 0.00 · started Alfred Blue (1.40)
134.00
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 28.32
WK 13 FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Blake Bortles 34.78 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (0.00)
121.38
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Carson Palmer 24.24 · bench 0.00 · started Bills D/ST (1.00)
102.74
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 18.64

Week 14

FINAL
WK 14 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Jordan Reed 27.00 · bench 0.00
146.20
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · DeAngelo Williams 23.10 · bench 0.00 · started Josh Lambo (2.00)
83.06
Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 63.14
WK 14 FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Golden Tate 28.50 · bench 0.00 · started Bengals D/ST (2.00)
91.72
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Odell Beckham Jr. 35.60 · bench 0.00
144.90
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 53.18
WK 14 FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Eddie Lacy 21.80 · bench 0.00 · started Dan Bailey (1.00)
100.84
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · A.J. Green 25.20 · bench 0.00
144.30
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 43.46
WK 14 FINAL
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Doug Baldwin 32.20 · bench 0.00
122.48
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 32.28 · bench 0.00 · started Buccaneers D/ST (1.00)
100.28
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 22.20
WK 14 FINAL
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Drew Brees 22.48 · bench 0.00
113.92
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Blake Bortles 25.70 · bench 0.00 · started Shane Vereen (2.00)
112.00
Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 1.92
WK 14 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Tyrod Taylor 18.02 · bench 0.00 · started Dez Bryant (1.90)
104.62
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Willie Snead 19.20 · bench 0.00 · started C.J. Anderson (0.00)
85.98
Beat him and made it look boring. by 18.64

Playoffs · Week 15

FINAL
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · David Johnson 44.90 · bench 0.00
177.90
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 46.90 · bench 0.00
159.10
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.80
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Zach Ertz 21.80 · bench 0.00 · started Rams D/ST (-2.00)
84.48
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Drew Brees 28.74 · bench 0.00 · started Richard Rodgers (1.70)
132.34
Not close. Never close. by 47.86
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Golden Tate 22.50 · bench 0.00 · started Cecil Shorts III (0.00)
98.46
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Danny Woodhead 36.00 · bench 0.00
164.32
Ambulance required. by 65.86
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · DeSean Jackson 27.30 · bench 0.00 · started Buccaneers D/ST (1.00)
130.26
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Mike Evans 24.70 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (0.00)
124.48
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 5.78
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Matthew Stafford 22.06 · bench 0.00
118.46
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Philip Rivers 22.44 · bench 0.00 · started Javorius Allen (-0.20)
98.94
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 19.52
WK 15BYE
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS
—
Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.
WK 15BYE
JPP's Finger Bangers
—
Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

Playoffs · Week 16

FINAL
WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Jordan Reed 33.90 · bench 0.00 · started Mason Crosby (0.00)
145.20
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Blair Walsh 23.00 · bench 0.00 · started James Starks (-0.90)
111.68
Took it in the teeth. by 33.52
WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Brandin Cooks 24.30 · bench 0.00
112.06
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Julio Jones 32.80 · bench 0.00 · started Richard Rodgers (1.20)
137.38
Took it in the teeth. by 25.32
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Allen Hurns 30.70 · bench 0.00 · started Ted Ginn Jr. (1.90)
150.34
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Frank Gore 23.50 · bench 0.00
98.10
Ambulance required. by 52.24
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Cardinals D/ST 39.00 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (0.00)
133.42
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Jordan Matthews 22.40 · bench 0.00
118.60
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.82
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 19.36 · bench 0.00
91.16
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Allen Robinson 27.10 · bench 0.00 · started Dez Bryant (0.00)
101.24
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 10.08
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · DeAngelo Williams 31.30 · bench 0.00 · started Jason Witten (2.20)
95.08
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Michael Floyd 17.10 · bench 0.00 · started Cecil Shorts III (0.00)
66.84
Not close. Never close. by 28.24

Playoffs · Week 17

FINAL
WK 17 Playoffs FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Sammy Watkins 24.60 · bench 0.00
122.66
Big Daddy Ding a Ling Conner Mitchell · Julio Jones 23.90 · bench 0.00 · started Mike Gillislee (0.80)
100.12
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 22.54
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Rashad Jennings 25.60 · bench 0.00 · started Rams D/ST (-2.00)
111.48
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 35.70 · bench 0.00
151.36
Not close. Never close. by 39.88
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Matt Ryan 21.36 · bench 0.00 · started Travis Kelce (2.00)
87.58
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Cam Newton 32.72 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (-2.00)
113.62
Not close. Never close. by 26.04
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Jeremy Hill 19.50 · bench 0.00 · started Chandler Catanzaro (-1.00)
64.84
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Jordan Matthews 24.40 · bench 0.00 · started Bilal Powell (0.00)
100.10
Not close. Never close. by 35.26
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Brandon Marshall 26.60 · bench 0.00 · started Cardinals D/ST (-3.00)
89.66
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Matthew Stafford 24.92 · bench 0.00 · started Dez Bryant (0.00)
99.52
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 9.86
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 21.18 · bench 0.00 · started Denard Robinson (-1.10)
93.68
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Jason Witten 17.80 · bench 0.00
93.80
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 0.12

Draft report card

PPR · 92/192 picks matched to FantasyPros season points

Draft value = sum of each drafted player's full-season fantasy points (FantasyPros, league scoring), regardless of whether the team kept him. ECR = FantasyPros preseason overall expert consensus rank; delta = pick number minus ECR (negative = reach, positive = value).

#TeamSeason pts draftedBest pickEarly-round bustReachesSteals
1ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS1,999.98 Antonio Brown #4 · 382.20 · pos #1 Giovani Bernard #45 · 181.20 · pos #16 20
2Big Daddy Ding a Ling1,912.00 Julio Jones #14 · 375.10 · pos #2 Amari Cooper #38 · 212.70 · pos #20 30
3No Trades1,589.60 Tom Brady #22 · 344.70 · pos #2 Julian Edelman #27 · 172.50 · pos #37 41
4How I Lucked Your Mother1,532.60 Michael Crabtree #174 · 231.20 · pos #16 Mike Evans #30 · 210.60 · pos #22 12
5The GOAT House1,494.52 Allen Robinson #77 · 304.00 · pos #6 Jimmy Graham #29 · 120.50 · pos #21 31
6I Am A Free Man1,376.16 Russell Wilson #56 · 336.26 · pos #3 DeSean Jackson #41 · 104.80 · pos #67 20
7JPP's Finger Bangers1,351.52 Jordan Reed #138 · 244.20 · pos #3 Alshon Jeffery #31 · 158.70 · pos #41 32
8Poppin Bortles1,341.88 Aaron Rodgers #13 · 301.24 · pos #7 Keenan Allen #37 · 161.50 · pos #40 30
9IM TILTING1,276.08 Matthew Stafford #135 · 290.78 · pos #9 Carlos Hyde #34 · 81.30 · pos #62 12
10I'm Fishookin Duffs1,253.36 Alex Smith #168 · 271.24 · pos #16 Marshawn Lynch #1 · 82.70 · pos #61 30
11I owe the Jews money1,097.98 Odell Beckham Jr. #16 · 319.30 · pos #5 Jarvis Landry #40 · 269.36 · pos #9 20
12Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell834.28 Philip Rivers #143 · 284.48 · pos #12 Davante Adams #47 · 106.30 · pos #65 11
Late-round gems (after pick 60)
Devonta Freeman #104 by I Am A Free Man · 316.40 pts · pos #1
Drew Brees #62 by Big Daddy Ding a Ling · 304.20 pts · pos #6
Allen Robinson #77 by The GOAT House · 304.00 pts · pos #6
Matthew Stafford #135 by IM TILTING · 290.78 pts · pos #9
Philip Rivers #143 by Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell · 284.48 pts · pos #12
Biggest reaches vs consensus
Texans D/ST #51 by No Trades · consensus #141 (-90) · 150.00 pts
Tom Brady #22 by No Trades · consensus #73 (-51) · 344.70 pts
DeSean Jackson #41 by I Am A Free Man · consensus #64 (-23) · 104.80 pts
Ryan Tannehill #64 by I owe the Jews money · consensus #87 (-23) · 258.32 pts
Jason Witten #71 by Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell · consensus #89 (-18) · 164.30 pts

Draft

16 rounds · 192 picks
Round 1
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
1SEAMarshawn LynchRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
2PITLe'Veon BellRBScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
3GBEddie LacyRBNo TradesDavid Bruce
4PITAntonio BrownWRALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
5MINAdrian PetersonRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
6KCJamaal CharlesRBHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
7BUFLeSean McCoyRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
8TENDeMarco MurrayRBI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
9DENDemaryius ThomasWRI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
10DALDez BryantWRIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
11NERob GronkowskiTEBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
12CINJeremy HillRBPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 2
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
13GBAaron RodgersQBPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
14ATLJulio JonesWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
15DENC.J. AndersonRBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
16NYGOdell Beckham Jr.WRI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
17DETCalvin JohnsonWRI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
18NYJMatt ForteRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
19INDAndrew LuckQBHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
20CINA.J. GreenWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
21HOULamar MillerRBALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
22NETom BradyQBNo TradesDavid Bruce
23BALJustin ForsettRBScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
24GBRandall CobbWRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Round 3
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
25DENEmmanuel SandersWRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
26INDT.Y. HiltonWRScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
27NEJulian EdelmanWRNo TradesDavid Bruce
28NOBrandin CooksWRALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
29SEAJimmy GrahamTEThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
30TBMike EvansWRHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
31CHIAlshon JefferyWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
32NOMark IngramRBI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
33INDFrank GoreRBI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
34SFCarlos HydeRBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
35HOUDeAndre HopkinsWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
36DETGolden TateWRPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 4
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
37LACKeenan AllenWRPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
38LVAmari CooperWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
39PHIJordan MatthewsWRIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
40MIAJarvis LandryWRI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
41WSHDeSean JacksonWRI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
42DENPeyton ManningQBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
43DALAlfred MorrisRBHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
44CARJonathan StewartRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
45CINGiovani BernardRBALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
46KCJeremy MaclinWRNo TradesDavid Bruce
47GBDavante AdamsWRScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
48PITBen RoethlisbergerQBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Round 5
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
49Joseph RandleRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
50DALTony RomoQBScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
51HOUTexans D/STD/STNo TradesDavid Bruce
52LACMelvin GordonRBALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
53INDAndre JohnsonWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
54NYJBrandon MarshallWRHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
55BUFSammy WatkinsWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
56SEARussell WilsonQBI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
57ARIAndre EllingtonRBI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
58CARGreg OlsenTEIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
59HOUArian FosterRBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
60NELeGarrette BlountRBPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 6
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
61MIAJordan CameronTEPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
62NODrew BreesQBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
63JAXT.J. YeldonRBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
64MIARyan TannehillQBI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
65NEMartellus BennettTEI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
66LARTodd GurleyRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
67PHINelson AgholorWRHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
68NOC.J. SpillerRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
69KCTravis KelceTEALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
70DENOwen DanielsTENo TradesDavid Bruce
71DALJason WittenTEScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
72NYGRashad JenningsRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Round 7
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
73BALSteve Smith Sr.WRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
74TBVincent JacksonWRScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
75LVLatavius MurrayRBNo TradesDavid Bruce
76ATLMatt RyanQBALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
77JAXAllen RobinsonWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
78JAXChris IvoryRBHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
79LARTre MasonRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
80NYGVictor CruzWRI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
81CLEIsaiah CrowellRBI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
82ARIMichael FloydWRIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
83DETJoique BellRBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
84PHIRyan MathewsRBPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 8
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
85CARDevin FunchessWRPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
86BALMike WallaceWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
87DETAmeer AbdullahRBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
88ARILarry FitzgeraldWRI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
89PHIZach ErtzTEI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
90NYJEric DeckerWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
91PITMartavis BryantWRHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
92TBDoug MartinRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
93SEASeahawks D/STD/STALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
94NYGEli ManningQBNo TradesDavid Bruce
95NYGShane VereenRBScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
96SEAChristine MichaelRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Round 9
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
97DALDarren McFaddenRBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
98SFTorrey SmithWRScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
99LARBrian QuickWRNo TradesDavid Bruce
100MIADeVante ParkerWRALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
101PHISam BradfordQBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
102ARIJohn BrownWRHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
103TENKendall WrightWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
104ATLDevonta FreemanRBI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
105TENDelanie WalkerTEI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
106HOUAlfred BlueRBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
107NEStephen GostkowskiKBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
108BUFBills D/STD/STPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 10
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
109ATLRoddy WhiteWRPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
110MIADolphins D/STD/STBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
111KCKnile DavisRBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
112SFAnquan BoldinWRI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
113MINCharles JohnsonWRI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
114ATLTevin ColemanRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
115CLEDuke Johnson Jr.RBHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
116NYJJets D/STD/STThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
117INDDwayne AllenTEALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
118LARRams D/STD/STNo TradesDavid Bruce
119WSHPierre GarconWRScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
120NYGLarry DonnellTEI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Round 11
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
121LACAntonio GatesTEI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
122DENBroncos D/STD/STScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
123DALDan BaileyKNo TradesDavid Bruce
124CHIEddie RoyalWRALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
125NOMarques ColstonWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
126PITLadarius GreenTEHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
127PITMarkus WheatonWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
128LACDanny WoodheadRBI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
129NEPatriots D/STD/STI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
130DENRonnie HillmanRBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
131INDDonte MoncriefWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
132SEASteven HauschkaKPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 12
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
133MINTeddy BridgewaterQBPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
134TENBishop SankeyRBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
135DETMatthew StaffordQBIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
136CARCam NewtonQBI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
137INDAdam VinatieriKI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
138WSHJordan ReedTEJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
139ARICardinals D/STD/STHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
140PHIDarren SprolesRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
141BALJoe FlaccoQBALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
142DETEric EbronTENo TradesDavid Bruce
143LACPhilip RiversQBScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
144BALRavens D/STD/STI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Round 13
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
145BALJustin TuckerKI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
146DENCody LatimerWRScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
147ARIDavid JohnsonRBNo TradesDavid Bruce
148DALTerrance WilliamsWRALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
149JAXJulius ThomasTEThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
150CINTyler EifertTEHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
151TENMarcus MariotaQBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
152PHIRueben RandleWRI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
153SEADoug BaldwinWRI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
154TENDorial Green-BeckhamWRIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
155LACMalcom FloydWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
156TBAustin Seferian-JenkinsTEPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 14
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
157JAXDenard RobinsonRBPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
158DETMarvin JonesWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
159BALBreshad PerrimanWRIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
160DETMatt PraterKI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
161SFColin KaepernickQBI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
162DENVernon DavisTEJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
163CARCameron Artis-PayneRBHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
164NEDanny AmendolaWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
165SFReggie BushRBALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
166JAXAllen HurnsWRNo TradesDavid Bruce
167BUFCharles ClayTEScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
168KCAlex SmithQBI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Round 15
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
169GBJames JonesWRI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
170PITDeAngelo WilliamsRBScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
171LVRoy HeluRBNo TradesDavid Bruce
172PHICody ParkeyKALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
173LVDerek CarrQBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
174LVMichael CrabtreeWRHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
175DETLions D/STD/STJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
176MINVikings D/STD/STI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
177PITHeath MillerTEI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
178KCChiefs D/STD/STIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
179BUFPercy HarvinWRBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
180PHIEagles D/STD/STPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
Round 16
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
181TBCharles SimsRBPoppin BortlesJason Moyer
182NYGAndre WilliamsRBBig Daddy Ding a LingConner Mitchell
183MIAAndrew FranksKIM TILTINGLogan Gamer
184ATLMatt BryantKI owe the Jews moneyJosh Stubblefield
185BUFDan CarpenterKI Am A Free ManRyan McClane
186GBMason CrosbyKJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
187DENBrandon McManusKHow I Lucked Your MotherWill Mason
188NOJosh ScobeeKThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
189SEAFred JacksonRBALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTSAndrew Sharpe
190CLEAndrew HawkinsWRNo TradesDavid Bruce
191MINBlair WalshKScrewed by the Le'Veon BellMichael Muralles
192NOCoby FleenerTEI'm Fishookin DuffsJose Velez Capin
Consolation ladder (12 games) — excluded from every record and career line. Click if you must.
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Golden Tate 22.50 · bench 0.00 · started Cecil Shorts III (0.00)
98.46
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Danny Woodhead 36.00 · bench 0.00
164.32
Ambulance required. by 65.86
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · DeSean Jackson 27.30 · bench 0.00 · started Buccaneers D/ST (1.00)
130.26
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Mike Evans 24.70 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (0.00)
124.48
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 5.78
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Matthew Stafford 22.06 · bench 0.00
118.46
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Philip Rivers 22.44 · bench 0.00 · started Javorius Allen (-0.20)
98.94
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 19.52
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Allen Hurns 30.70 · bench 0.00 · started Ted Ginn Jr. (1.90)
150.34
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Frank Gore 23.50 · bench 0.00
98.10
Ambulance required. by 52.24
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Cardinals D/ST 39.00 · bench 0.00 · started Tyler Eifert (0.00)
133.42
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Jordan Matthews 22.40 · bench 0.00
118.60
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.82
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 19.36 · bench 0.00
91.16
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Allen Robinson 27.10 · bench 0.00 · started Dez Bryant (0.00)
101.24
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 10.08
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · DeAngelo Williams 31.30 · bench 0.00 · started Jason Witten (2.20)
95.08
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Michael Floyd 17.10 · bench 0.00 · started Cecil Shorts III (0.00)
66.84
Not close. Never close. by 28.24
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
No Trades David Bruce · Rashad Jennings 25.60 · bench 0.00 · started Rams D/ST (-2.00)
111.48
I'm Fishookin Duffs Jose Velez Capin · Antonio Brown 35.70 · bench 0.00
151.36
Not close. Never close. by 39.88
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS Andrew Sharpe · Matt Ryan 21.36 · bench 0.00 · started Travis Kelce (2.00)
87.58
I owe the Jews money Josh Stubblefield · Cam Newton 32.72 · bench 0.00 · started Patriots D/ST (-2.00)
113.62
Not close. Never close. by 26.04
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
Poppin Bortles Jason Moyer · Jeremy Hill 19.50 · bench 0.00 · started Chandler Catanzaro (-1.00)
64.84
IM TILTING Logan Gamer · Jordan Matthews 24.40 · bench 0.00 · started Bilal Powell (0.00)
100.10
Not close. Never close. by 35.26
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
How I Lucked Your Mother Will Mason · Brandon Marshall 26.60 · bench 0.00 · started Cardinals D/ST (-3.00)
89.66
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Matthew Stafford 24.92 · bench 0.00 · started Dez Bryant (0.00)
99.52
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 9.86
WK 17 Consolation FINAL
I Am A Free Man Ryan McClane · Russell Wilson 21.18 · bench 0.00 · started Denard Robinson (-1.10)
93.68
Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell Michael Muralles · Jason Witten 17.80 · bench 0.00
93.80
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 0.12

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