Regular season
78–81
.491 · 159 games · 12 seasons
Points per game
122.59
PF 19,491.44 · PA 19,386.94 · aPPG 130.10 under today's rules
Playoffs
7–3
5 appearance(s): 2015, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021
Trade record · raw / adjusted
8–5–2 / 8–7–0
15 trades · net +396.8 raw · full record →
Hardware
2titles
2017, 2018 · runner-up 2015
Season by season
week high / low: 233.16 / 69.24| Year | Team | W | L | T | PF | PA | PPG | aPPG | Reg rk | Seed | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Karen Williamsfranchise: Karen Williams |
9 | 0 | 0 | 1,233.27 | 894.64 | 137.03 | 134.96 | 1 | 1 | — | In progress |
| 2025 | Glory Pittsfranchise: Karen Williams |
7 | 7 | 0 | 2,037.41 | 1,874.63 | 145.53 | 145.53 | 7 | 7 | 8 | missed |
| 2024 |  Tony Poor is Backfranchise: Karen Williams |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,671.06 | 1,814.57 | 119.36 | 120.29 | 10 | 10 | 11 | missed |
| 2023 |  Dem Franchize Boyzfranchise: Karen Williams |
4 | 10 | 0 | 1,712.22 | 1,840.64 | 122.30 | 132.19 | 10 | 10 | 9 | missed |
| 2022 |  Wheat and Barleyfranchise: Karen Williams |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,535.42 | 1,768.66 | 109.67 | 118.48 | 12 | 12 | 10 | missed |
| 2021 |  Stat Padfordfranchise: Karen Williams |
7 | 7 | 0 | 1,753.36 | 1,706.94 | 125.24 | 135.42 | 5 | 5 | 6 | Playoffs |
| 2020 |  Demsomes Poogiefranchise: Karen Williams |
4 | 9 | 0 | 1,479.80 | 1,640.42 | 113.83 | 123.66 | 12 | 12 | 9 | missed |
| 2019 |  Whip the McLaurinfranchise: Karen Williams |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,529.30 | 1,459.70 | 117.64 | 127.47 | 5 | 5 | 4 | Playoffs |
| 2018 | Succop on Deez Nutsfranchise: Karen Williams |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,633.42 | 1,680.14 | 125.65 | 137.28 | 4 | 2 | 1 | Champion |
| 2017 | Staff Infectionfranchise: Karen Williams |
8 | 5 | 0 | 1,609.14 | 1,388.04 | 123.78 | 133.24 | 1 | 1 | 1 | Champion |
| 2016 | Big Daddy Ding a Lingfranchise: Karen Williams | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,475.54 | 1,613.20 | 105.40 | 113.93 | 8 | 8 | 10 | missed |
| 2015 | Big Daddy Ding a Lingfranchise: Karen Williams | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,821.50 | 1,705.36 | 130.11 | 140.93 | 5 | 5 | 2 | Runner-up |
Rivals
Tale of the Tape →vs Bryan Provenzano
11–8
All-time: 11–8. Conner Mitchell leads, barely. Bryan Provenzano tells it differently in the group chat.
19 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Jason Moyer
7–10
All-time: 7–10. Jason Moyer leads, barely. Conner Mitchell tells it differently in the group chat.
17 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Will Mason
13–4
All-time: 13–4. Conner Mitchell owns Will Mason the way a landlord owns a cursed property.
17 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Logan Gamer
10–6
All-time: 10–6. Conner Mitchell has Logan Gamer's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
16 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Andrew Sharpe
5–10
All-time: 5–10. Andrew Sharpe has Conner Mitchell's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
15 games · regular season + playoffs
vs David Bruce
5–9
All-time: 5–9. David Bruce has Conner Mitchell's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
14 games · regular season + playoffs