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The Ledger · League of Sharpe gets Last

2023

FINAL 12 teams · 14 regular-season weeks · 6 playoff spots · source espn-live · imported Tuesday Nov 10, 9:02 a.m. ET

Champion

Give Me A Chubb

Bryan Provenzano

2023 Champion. The rest of you paid for this man's ego.

Verified by bracket+rank · beat Taylormade Championship Squad in the final

Dead last

My Team SUCKS

Josh Stubblefield

2023 Dead last. League namesake energy. We keep the lights on for this.

ESPN final rank 12 of 12

Standings

Regular season

#	Team	W	L	PF	PA	All-play	PPG	aPPG	Streak	Final
1	LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe	12	2	1,906.02	1,449.06	113-41	136.14	146.68+10.5	W4	3
2	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata	11	3	1,799.54	1,626.92	103-51	128.54	138.43+9.9	W10	4
3	Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce	9	5	1,782.26	1,616.58	81-73	127.30	137.66+10.4	W2	2
4	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer	8	6	1,778.10	1,646.52	95-59	127.01	137.26+10.2	L1	6
5	Give Me A Chubb Champion Bryan Provenzano	8	6	1,711.08	1,637.36	88-66	122.22	131.99+9.8	L2	1
6	Disappointed Michael Muralles	7	7	1,655.96	1,624.64	68-86	118.28	127.43+9.2	L2	5
7	Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer	6	8	1,556.60	1,669.28	66-88	111.19	120.49+9.3	L1	8
8	Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin	6	8	1,485.68	1,568.22	53-101	106.12	114.32+8.2	W2	7
9	Team Billy Pierce Freeman	5	9	1,522.20	1,712.68	64-90	108.73	117.94+9.2	L5	11
10	Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell	4	10	1,712.22	1,840.64	79-75	122.30	132.19+9.9	W1	9
11	Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason	4	10	1,621.92	1,748.66	67-87	115.85	124.89+9.0	L3	10
12	My Team SUCKS Last place Josh Stubblefield	4	10	1,451.80	1,842.82	47-107	103.70	111.77+8.1	W1	12

PF = points scored, not personality. PA = points allowed, also known as “schedule luck for people who cannot shut up”. All-play = your record if you played everyone every week. aPPG = the same games re-scored under today's rules (how). Rank = regular season (W%, then PF). Final = ESPN's rank after the playoffs.

Playoffs

Winners bracket

Week 15 · byes: LaPorta Potties, AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Devin Singletary 21.00 · bench 40.58 · started Bijan Robinson (0.40) · left 15.12 on the bench

101.16

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Amon-Ra St. Brown 24.20 · bench 37.40

167.88

Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 66.72

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

David Njoku 26.40 · bench 67.08 · left 16.50 on the bench

139.88

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Jaylen Waddle 28.20 · bench 97.12 · started Dalton Kincaid (0.00) · left 40.58 on the bench — a coaching loss

108.52

Not close. Never close. by 31.36

Week 16

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Breece Hall 43.10 · bench 97.04 · started Courtland Sutton (0.00) · left 71.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

118.36

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Jahmyr Gibbs 24.00 · bench 40.68 · left 7.40 on the bench

134.96

Beat him and made it look boring. by 16.60

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Baker Mayfield 19.82 · bench 80.30 · started Packers D/ST (1.24) · left 23.40 on the bench

99.46

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Amon-Ra St. Brown 28.60 · bench 51.90 · started Davante Adams (1.40) · left 21.60 on the bench

125.38

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 25.92

Week 17 · Championship

WK 17 Playoffs FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Dak Prescott 22.30 · bench 43.40 · left 8.00 on the bench

118.62

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Davante Adams 37.60 · bench 33.92 · left 6.72 on the bench

128.86

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 10.24

Week by week

Week 1

FINAL

WK 1 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jaguars D/ST 17.32 · bench 58.18 · started Graham Gano (-2.00) · left 30.72 on the bench

74.08

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Calvin Ridley 24.10 · bench 20.10

154.36

This was not sport. This was a mugging. by 80.28

WK 1 FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 44.50 · bench 52.60 · left 17.40 on the bench

137.96

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 19.54 · bench 92.40 · started Jerick McKinnon (2.00) · left 36.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

103.74

Took it in the teeth. by 34.22

WK 1 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Stefon Diggs 26.20 · bench 70.10 · left 25.60 on the bench — a coaching loss

99.32

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Aaron Jones 26.70 · bench 41.22 · left 6.20 on the bench

120.50

Beat him and made it look boring. by 21.18

WK 1 FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Cowboys D/ST 38.68 · bench 48.00 · started Dallas Goedert (0.00) · left 20.50 on the bench

117.54

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Keenan Allen 14.20 · bench 51.46 · started Skyy Moore (0.40) · left 24.08 on the bench

74.44

Took it in the teeth. by 43.10

WK 1 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Tony Pollard 22.20 · bench 17.00

114.10

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Bijan Robinson 20.30 · bench 82.00 · left 35.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

104.38

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 9.72

WK 1 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Austin Ekeler 26.40 · bench 57.60 · started Isaiah Likely (1.40) · left 34.60 on the bench — a coaching loss

80.30

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 25.90 · bench 36.54 · started Tee Higgins (0.00) · left 14.30 on the bench

91.08

Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.78

Week 2

FINAL

WK 2 FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 23.20 · bench 47.90 · left 6.90 on the bench

95.08

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Daniel Jones 32.74 · bench 86.26 · left 7.70 on the bench

158.54

Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 63.46

WK 2 FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 15.00 · bench 53.48 · started Breece Hall (0.90) · left 17.38 on the bench

67.50

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Kyren Williams 28.00 · bench 55.40 · left 11.20 on the bench

150.60

Somebody call his mother. by 83.10

WK 2 FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Nico Collins 27.60 · bench 72.94 · left 26.70 on the bench

144.70

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Tee Higgins 28.90 · bench 34.28 · started Pat Freiermuth (1.20) · left 9.22 on the bench

123.52

Beat him and made it look boring. by 21.18

WK 2 FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Justin Jefferson 24.90 · bench 51.14 · started Jets D/ST (0.28) · left 10.00 on the bench

102.12

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Keenan Allen 31.10 · bench 92.56 · left 21.74 on the bench

143.42

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 41.30

WK 2 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Saquon Barkley 27.20 · bench 53.36 · started Dalvin Cook (0.20)

115.58

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Tyler Lockett 25.90 · bench 93.06 · left 25.66 on the bench — a coaching loss

112.80

Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 2.78

WK 2 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Jalen Hurts 25.22 · bench 81.10 · left 39.10 on the bench

115.30

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Mike Evans 29.10 · bench 68.20 · started Giants D/ST (-1.44) · left 24.60 on the bench — a coaching loss

114.20

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 1.10

Week 3

FINAL

WK 3 FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Keenan Allen 45.46 · bench 76.54 · left 15.70 on the bench

239.32

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 30.70 · bench 83.34 · left 25.20 on the bench

145.46

Ambulance required. by 93.86

WK 3 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Raheem Mostert 45.20 · bench 65.10 · left 15.98 on the bench

146.64

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 21.32 · bench 73.74 · started Derrick Henry (2.00) · left 24.28 on the bench

87.36

Ambulance required. by 59.28

WK 3 FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 25.68 · bench 49.20 · left 9.30 on the bench

142.58

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Justin Jefferson 27.90 · bench 56.10 · left 7.90 on the bench

125.72

Beat him and made it look boring. by 16.86

WK 3 FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Matt Gay 24.00 · bench 50.46 · started Dawson Knox (2.10) · left 19.30 on the bench

127.88

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Deebo Samuel 25.10 · bench 39.84 · started Craig Reynolds (1.50)

114.76

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 13.12

WK 3 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Tutu Atwell 17.20 · bench 94.62 · started Jaguars D/ST (-4.00) · left 55.26 on the bench — a coaching loss

91.16

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 28.18 · bench 47.20 · started Joshua Kelley (2.70) · left 23.60 on the bench

104.86

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 13.70

WK 3 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Browns D/ST 15.44 · bench 28.50

81.72

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Justin Herbert 31.30 · bench 82.46 · started Cowboys D/ST (-2.00) · left 33.80 on the bench

93.20

Beat him and made it look boring. by 11.48

Week 4

FINAL

WK 4 FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 38.50 · bench 79.62 · left 5.80 on the bench

170.08

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Stefon Diggs 36.00 · bench 45.74 · started Steelers D/ST (-4.64) · left 26.84 on the bench

74.56

Ambulance required. by 95.52

WK 4 FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Kyren Williams 27.70 · bench 26.60

165.50

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

A.J. Brown 38.50 · bench 38.20 · started Dolphins D/ST (-6.00) · left 10.90 on the bench

98.22

Ambulance required. by 67.28

WK 4 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Seahawks D/ST 31.92 · bench 90.30 · left 39.60 on the bench

140.32

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 48.70 · bench 31.08 · started Matt Gay (0.00) · left 6.60 on the bench

106.88

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 33.44

WK 4 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 31.30 · bench 63.70 · left 12.48 on the bench

121.88

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Davante Adams 15.50 · bench 94.10 · started George Kittle (1.90) · left 43.62 on the bench — a coaching loss

84.34

Not close. Never close. by 37.54

WK 4 FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Anthony Richardson 29.60 · bench 102.18 · started Luke Musgrave (1.10) · left 36.60 on the bench

112.94

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Josh Jacobs 27.90 · bench 39.60 · started Amari Cooper (2.60) · left 16.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

109.00

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 3.94

WK 4 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 28.14 · bench 61.80 · started 49ers D/ST (1.96) · left 13.30 on the bench

112.00

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Jalen Hurts 26.16 · bench 61.52 · started Aaron Jones (2.40) · left 22.86 on the bench — a coaching loss

99.78

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 12.22

Week 5

FINAL

WK 5 FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Travis Etienne Jr. 36.40 · bench 29.50 · started Courtland Sutton (2.30) · left 6.00 on the bench

175.06

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 20.10 · bench 75.00 · started Matt Prater (2.00) · left 42.84 on the bench

85.12

Somebody call his mother. by 89.94

WK 5 FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Ja'Marr Chase 52.20 · bench 65.20 · started DeVonta Smith (1.60) · left 31.20 on the bench

168.66

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Calvin Ridley 20.60 · bench 63.14 · left 28.04 on the bench

106.88

Ambulance required. by 61.78

WK 5 FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Travis Kelce 22.70 · bench 35.90

146.34

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Adam Thielen 27.70 · bench 70.02 · left 38.36 on the bench

149.22

Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 2.88

WK 5 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Joe Burrow 25.38 · bench 50.30 · started Commanders D/ST (-3.20) · left 10.50 on the bench

88.18

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Justin Fields 32.98 · bench 43.54

128.98

Not close. Never close. by 40.80

WK 5 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Jalen Hurts 29.32 · bench 15.42

122.32

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Tua Tagovailoa 18.92 · bench 24.60 · started Jayden Reed (1.70)

95.34

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 26.98

WK 5 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

49ers D/ST 20.56 · bench 26.60 · left 11.60 on the bench

107.60

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 29.76 · bench 47.38

120.74

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 13.14

Week 6

FINAL

WK 6 FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 28.30 · bench 47.50 · left 8.20 on the bench

142.64

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Stefon Diggs 20.00 · bench 52.40 · started Tyler Bass (0.00) · left 27.50 on the bench

79.14

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 63.50

WK 6 FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Adam Thielen 28.50 · bench 69.84 · started George Kittle (1.10) · left 24.30 on the bench

132.86

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Tua Tagovailoa 22.48 · bench 31.84

113.38

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.48

WK 6 FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Travis Kelce 21.40 · bench 54.36 · left 18.16 on the bench — a coaching loss

126.14

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Raheem Mostert 34.20 · bench 44.38 · started Jake Ferguson (2.50) · left 16.08 on the bench

132.46

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 6.32

WK 6 FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Kyren Williams 21.80 · bench 44.90

114.18

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 17.12 · bench 55.00

102.64

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 11.54

WK 6 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

CeeDee Lamb 18.70 · bench 32.20 · left 15.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

107.34

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Jaylen Waddle 18.10 · bench 58.32 · started Jake Elliott (1.00) · left 23.90 on the bench

108.24

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 0.90

WK 6 FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Alvin Kamara 17.40 · bench 43.66 · started Cole Kmet (2.90) · left 11.32 on the bench — a coaching loss

93.34

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Derrick Henry 19.30 · bench 48.80 · left 13.60 on the bench

103.46

Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.12

Week 7

FINAL

WK 7 FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

D'Onta Foreman 33.00 · bench 38.26 · left 18.32 on the bench

129.94

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Travis Kelce 35.90 · bench 52.14 · left 10.50 on the bench

173.64

Took it in the teeth. by 43.70

WK 7 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Saquon Barkley 18.80 · bench 39.20 · started Kadarius Toney (2.30) · left 21.00 on the bench

91.56

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Jordan Addison 31.30 · bench 33.00

141.24

Took it in the teeth. by 49.68

WK 7 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 35.88 · bench 47.90 · started 49ers D/ST (-3.00) · left 12.70 on the bench

118.48

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Alvin Kamara 29.30 · bench 14.70 · started Lions D/ST (-5.72) · left 8.82 on the bench

105.02

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 13.46

WK 7 FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 24.30 · bench 43.74 · started Bijan Robinson (0.30)

114.10

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 23.40 · bench 35.66

115.72

That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.62

WK 7 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Jalen Hurts 23.26 · bench 46.80 · started Gabe Davis (1.60) · left 29.02 on the bench — a coaching loss

98.64

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 25.80 · bench 43.36 · started Deshaun Watson (-1.80) · left 27.76 on the bench

107.70

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 9.06

WK 7 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Mike Evans 20.20 · bench 28.40 · left 6.00 on the bench

107.48

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Isiah Pacheco 16.00 · bench 73.42 · started Bills D/ST (2.28) · left 25.66 on the bench — a coaching loss

95.24

Beat him and made it look boring. by 12.24

Week 8

FINAL

WK 8 FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Jahmyr Gibbs 29.90 · bench 60.40 · left 17.50 on the bench

166.12

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Jalen Hurts 29.36 · bench 104.56 · started Eagles D/ST (-1.00) · left 31.70 on the bench

122.56

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 43.56

WK 8 FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

DeAndre Hopkins 34.80 · bench 63.96 · left 20.06 on the bench

145.98

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Jaylen Waddle 25.10 · bench 32.10 · started Falcons D/ST (2.24)

103.62

Took it in the teeth. by 42.36

WK 8 FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Travis Etienne Jr. 25.90 · bench 52.66

145.14

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 29.80 · bench 56.68 · started Jonnu Smith (2.30) · left 9.20 on the bench

114.24

Took it in the teeth. by 30.90

WK 8 FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

George Kittle 23.90 · bench 90.46 · left 40.70 on the bench — a coaching loss

108.62

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 31.06 · bench 88.10 · left 22.96 on the bench

132.50

Beat him and made it look boring. by 23.88

WK 8 FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Alvin Kamara 27.00 · bench 46.38 · left 5.30 on the bench

119.50

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Joe Burrow 27.62 · bench 22.00 · started Jakobi Meyers (2.90) · left 7.50 on the bench

129.52

Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.02

WK 8 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

CeeDee Lamb 41.00 · bench 91.58 · started Darren Waller (1.40) · left 42.12 on the bench

114.18

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Austin Ekeler 23.30 · bench 76.56 · started Ka'imi Fairbairn (1.00) · left 35.86 on the bench — a coaching loss

106.58

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 7.60

Week 9

FINAL

WK 9 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

CeeDee Lamb 28.10 · bench 9.90

132.54

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tank Dell 29.60 · bench 33.34

147.44

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.90

WK 9 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Chargers D/ST 33.16 · bench 77.36 · started Gabe Davis (0.00) · left 35.82 on the bench

144.64

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Cole Kmet 23.50 · bench 59.72 · left 22.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

123.84

Beat him and made it look boring. by 20.80

WK 9 FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 24.72 · bench 33.82 · left 5.80 on the bench

140.82

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Browns D/ST 26.20 · bench 58.98 · left 17.42 on the bench

121.00

Beat him and made it look boring. by 19.82

WK 9 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Joe Burrow 24.32 · bench 47.40 · left 11.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

107.34

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dalton Schultz 27.00 · bench 40.80 · started Giants D/ST (0.32) · left 7.00 on the bench

117.72

Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.38

WK 9 FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Jonnu Smith 21.00 · bench 22.52 · started Keaontay Ingram (0.80) · left 7.40 on the bench

97.08

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

DeVonta Smith 14.10 · bench 38.30 · left 13.10 on the bench

72.86

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 24.22

WK 9 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Austin Ekeler 21.00 · bench 30.40 · started Zay Flowers (2.10) · left 10.70 on the bench — a coaching loss

91.14

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Dak Prescott 30.36 · bench 34.18 · started Bills D/ST (0.00) · left 24.50 on the bench

96.66

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 5.52

Week 10

FINAL

WK 10 FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Justin Herbert 30.42 · bench 27.30 · left 10.60 on the bench

134.08

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

CeeDee Lamb 39.50 · bench 25.62

173.68

Not close. Never close. by 39.60

WK 10 FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Keenan Allen 40.50 · bench 47.88

171.86

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Joe Burrow 21.88 · bench 41.10 · left 19.00 on the bench

91.18

Somebody call his mother. by 80.68

WK 10 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Sam Howell 26.18 · bench 43.42 · left 5.60 on the bench

106.62

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Amon-Ra St. Brown 30.50 · bench 18.18 · started Packers D/ST (1.48)

127.52

Beat him and made it look boring. by 20.90

WK 10 FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Joshua Dobbs 25.12 · bench 65.50 · left 22.70 on the bench

122.32

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 20.20 · bench 28.80 · started Jonnu Smith (1.10) · left 15.10 on the bench

79.56

Took it in the teeth. by 42.76

WK 10 FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Jason Myers 21.00 · bench 56.96 · left 11.94 on the bench

122.00

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

T.J. Hockenson 30.40 · bench 108.94 · started Jahan Dotson (0.00) · left 75.88 on the bench — a coaching loss

97.46

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 24.54

WK 10 FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Javonte Williams 21.00 · bench 27.60 · started Michael Thomas (1.90) · left 16.60 on the bench — a coaching loss

86.56

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Austin Ekeler 21.50 · bench 70.48 · left 27.92 on the bench

102.60

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.04

Week 11

FINAL

WK 11 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Amon-Ra St. Brown 21.70 · bench 56.62 · started Aaron Jones (2.70) · left 10.08 on the bench

117.34

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Keenan Allen 27.60 · bench 57.62 · started Cooper Kupp (2.10) · left 28.90 on the bench

143.66

Not close. Never close. by 26.32

WK 11 FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Brandon Aiyuk 26.60 · bench 71.92 · left 17.12 on the bench — a coaching loss

134.54

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Justin Herbert 25.70 · bench 44.76

141.10

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 6.56

WK 11 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 23.96 · bench 42.98 · started Nick Folk (2.00) · left 9.10 on the bench

94.14

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 30.60 · bench 44.50 · left 10.50 on the bench

139.46

Took it in the teeth. by 45.32

WK 11 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

D'Andre Swift 19.70 · bench 56.50 · started De'Von Achane (1.50) · left 19.62 on the bench

99.84

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Calvin Ridley 31.10 · bench 12.30 · started Jets D/ST (2.00)

125.34

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 25.50

WK 11 FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 21.30 · bench 46.08 · left 12.58 on the bench

124.12

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 18.70 · bench 46.88 · started Garrett Wilson (0.90) · left 18.74 on the bench

101.94

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 22.18

WK 11 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Saquon Barkley 30.00 · bench 53.30 · left 20.30 on the bench

99.88

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 16.88 · bench 39.78 · started A.J. Brown (1.80) · left 13.20 on the bench — a coaching loss

91.68

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 8.20

Week 12

FINAL

WK 12 FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 41.66 · bench 58.20

168.44

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Calvin Ridley 21.90 · bench 53.20 · left 11.90 on the bench

125.30

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 43.14

WK 12 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 14.98 · bench 69.60 · left 20.60 on the bench

91.88

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Kyren Williams 38.40 · bench 91.46 · left 19.98 on the bench

168.18

Ambulance required. by 76.30

WK 12 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Jalen Hurts 34.50 · bench 58.68 · left 11.40 on the bench

149.88

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Dolphins D/ST 25.84 · bench 50.56 · left 9.30 on the bench

133.06

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.82

WK 12 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Mike Evans 25.00 · bench 57.74

139.82

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Tony Pollard 22.30 · bench 70.52 · started Commanders D/ST (-4.64) · left 15.52 on the bench

97.96

Not close. Never close. by 41.86

WK 12 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Deebo Samuel 22.40 · bench 79.08 · left 16.70 on the bench

110.48

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 25.40 · bench 69.82 · left 23.28 on the bench

134.88

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 24.40

WK 12 FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 30.90 · bench 46.26 · started Chiefs D/ST (1.40) · left 22.54 on the bench

106.42

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Dak Prescott 34.24 · bench 46.52 · started Adam Thielen (1.20) · left 25.04 on the bench — a coaching loss

96.22

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 10.20

Week 13

FINAL

WK 13 FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Ja'Marr Chase 31.62 · bench 54.78 · started Cowboys D/ST (-3.00) · left 9.90 on the bench

167.06

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Deebo Samuel 35.80 · bench 0.00 · started Marquise Brown (0.00)

104.86

Ambulance required. by 62.20

WK 13 FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Michael Pittman Jr. 27.50 · bench 48.78 · started Browns D/ST (-0.80) · left 16.08 on the bench

112.90

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

DK Metcalf 37.40 · bench 55.12 · started Cade Otton (0.00) · left 15.22 on the bench

150.60

Took it in the teeth. by 37.70

WK 13 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 23.90 · bench 56.18 · started Terry McLaurin (0.00) · left 24.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

122.98

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Nico Collins 34.10 · bench 27.00 · started Juwan Johnson (0.00)

143.80

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 20.82

WK 13 FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Alvin Kamara 28.90 · bench 23.90 · left 6.30 on the bench

109.24

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Joe Mixon 29.70 · bench 15.52

121.54

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 12.30

WK 13 FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Dak Prescott 28.26 · bench 43.76 · left 6.30 on the bench

116.36

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

CeeDee Lamb 32.60 · bench 46.72 · started Jaguars D/ST (-2.00) · left 27.74 on the bench — a coaching loss

108.08

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.28

WK 13 FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Tyreek Hill 32.30 · bench 31.70 · started Tank Dell (0.00) · left 16.40 on the bench

116.30

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Trey McBride 22.90 · bench 42.14 · started Greg Dortch (2.90) · left 17.86 on the bench — a coaching loss

112.00

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 4.30

Week 14

FINAL

WK 14 FINAL

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Deebo Samuel 34.00 · bench 47.50 · started Cameron Dicker (1.00) · left 28.70 on the bench

145.44

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

James Cook 25.10 · bench 49.56 · left 20.54 on the bench

96.00

Took it in the teeth. by 49.44

WK 14 FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 33.64 · bench 89.10 · started Taysom Hill (0.00) · left 13.04 on the bench

139.12

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Drake London 29.20 · bench 13.50 · started Dameon Pierce (1.70)

116.40

Beat him and made it look boring. by 22.72

WK 14 FINAL

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Justin Fields 24.72 · bench 44.54 · started Mike Evans (1.80) · left 19.30 on the bench

93.90

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

DeAndre Hopkins 25.40 · bench 61.70

135.30

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 41.40

WK 14 FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 20.52 · bench 72.24 · started Nico Collins (2.30) · left 30.62 on the bench — a coaching loss

115.72

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Cooper Kupp 25.50 · bench 50.28 · left 16.38 on the bench

130.04

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.32

WK 14 FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Jayden Reed 20.50 · bench 50.28 · started Matt Gay (-1.00) · left 8.28 on the bench

96.56

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Breece Hall 26.60 · bench 48.22 · left 19.12 on the bench

109.00

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 12.44

WK 14 FINAL

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Raheem Mostert 23.00 · bench 32.06 · left 8.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.50

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

DJ Moore 26.80 · bench 78.76 · started Justin Herbert (1.84) · left 41.76 on the bench

105.70

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 4.20

Playoffs · Week 15

FINAL

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Devin Singletary 21.00 · bench 40.58 · started Bijan Robinson (0.40) · left 15.12 on the bench

101.16

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Amon-Ra St. Brown 24.20 · bench 37.40

167.88

Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 66.72

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

David Njoku 26.40 · bench 67.08 · left 16.50 on the bench

139.88

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Jaylen Waddle 28.20 · bench 97.12 · started Dalton Kincaid (0.00) · left 40.58 on the bench — a coaching loss

108.52

Not close. Never close. by 31.36

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 41.70 · bench 48.72 · left 5.06 on the bench

156.08

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 18.54 · bench 73.82 · started Zay Flowers (1.70) · left 27.96 on the bench

90.50

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.58

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

James Cook 36.10 · bench 75.84 · started Brandon McManus (-1.00) · left 18.06 on the bench — a coaching loss

118.96

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Raiders D/ST 30.96 · bench 25.60

119.60

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 0.64

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 10.30 · bench 69.66 · started Dameon Pierce (0.30) · left 34.58 on the bench — a coaching loss

65.04

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 17.70 · bench 87.02 · left 50.90 on the bench

92.72

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.68

WK 15BYE

LaPorta Potties

—

Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

WK 15BYE

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH

—

Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

Playoffs · Week 16

FINAL

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Breece Hall 43.10 · bench 97.04 · started Courtland Sutton (0.00) · left 71.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

118.36

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Jahmyr Gibbs 24.00 · bench 40.68 · left 7.40 on the bench

134.96

Beat him and made it look boring. by 16.60

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

Baker Mayfield 19.82 · bench 80.30 · started Packers D/ST (1.24) · left 23.40 on the bench

99.46

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Amon-Ra St. Brown 28.60 · bench 51.90 · started Davante Adams (1.40) · left 21.60 on the bench

125.38

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 25.92

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 24.98 · bench 55.10 · started Saints D/ST (-5.00) · left 35.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

102.46

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Mike Evans 27.60 · bench 50.88 · started Dalton Kincaid (1.70) · left 13.20 on the bench

124.94

Beat him and made it look boring. by 22.48

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 25.10 · bench 27.32 · started Jayden Reed (0.00) · left 16.08 on the bench

116.86

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 16.70 · bench 54.58 · started Michael Pittman Jr. (0.00) · left 26.10 on the bench

74.42

Not close. Never close. by 42.44

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 33.00 · bench 100.16 · started Sam Howell (-1.76) · left 61.82 on the bench — a coaching loss

109.88

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Justin Jefferson 26.10 · bench 63.60 · started Brandon McManus (-1.00) · left 24.10 on the bench

115.80

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 5.92

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 22.58 · bench 49.36

114.58

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Cameron Dicker 21.00 · bench 34.90 · left 11.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

108.42

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 6.16

Playoffs · Week 17

FINAL

WK 17 Playoffs FINAL

Taylormade Championship Squad David Bruce ·

Dak Prescott 22.30 · bench 43.40 · left 8.00 on the bench

118.62

Give Me A Chubb Bryan Provenzano ·

Davante Adams 37.60 · bench 33.92 · left 6.72 on the bench

128.86

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 10.24

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Brandon Aiyuk 24.40 · bench 71.04 · started T.J. Hockenson (0.00) · left 17.00 on the bench

99.64

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

CeeDee Lamb 40.20 · bench 24.24

163.38

Ambulance required. by 63.74

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

DJ Moore 30.90 · bench 92.50 · left 21.20 on the bench

143.90

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Breece Hall 27.60 · bench 33.96 · started Kyle Pitts (1.50) · left 6.20 on the bench

134.54

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.36

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Jayden Reed 26.90 · bench 12.30 · started Hunter Henry (0.00) · left 7.40 on the bench

124.16

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 38.34 · bench 93.98 · started Tyler Lockett (2.00) · left 54.82 on the bench

133.62

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 9.46

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Harrison Butker 24.00 · bench 58.60 · left 22.80 on the bench

106.90

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Jonathan Taylor 17.40 · bench 48.64 · started Jaren Hall (-0.92) · left 16.70 on the bench

71.48

Took it in the teeth. by 35.42

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jordan Love 28.44 · bench 62.70 · started Falcons D/ST (-0.92) · left 23.62 on the bench

99.90

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Jake Browning 21.08 · bench 36.50 · started Commanders D/ST (-1.92) · left 12.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

93.46

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 6.44

Draft report card

PPR · 191/192 picks matched to FantasyPros season points

Draft value = sum of each drafted player's full-season fantasy points (FantasyPros, league scoring), regardless of whether the team kept him. ECR = FantasyPros preseason overall expert consensus rank; delta = pick number minus ECR (negative = reach, positive = value).

#	Team	Season pts drafted	Best pick	Early-round bust	Reaches	Steals
1	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	3,009.10	Josh Allen #32 · 410.64 · pos #1	Diontae Johnson #41 · 152.70 · pos #45	3	1
2	Disappointed	2,831.78	Mike Evans #57 · 282.50 · pos #7	Najee Harris #33 · 195.50 · pos #23	4	2
3	Taylormade Championship Squad	2,765.36	Keenan Allen #31 · 278.86 · pos #8	Cooper Kupp #18 · 164.40 · pos #40	4	2
4	LaPorta Potties	2,694.28	DJ Moore #50 · 286.50 · pos #6	DeVonta Smith #23 · 227.60 · pos #19	3	2
5	Dem Franchize Boyz	2,678.46	Patrick Mahomes #30 · 294.22 · pos #8	Travis Kelce #6 · 219.40 · pos #3	2	1
6	Give Me A Chubb	2,643.26	Jalen Hurts #39 · 371.82 · pos #2	Nick Chubb #10 · 23.10 · pos #87	3	1
7	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	2,481.80	Tyreek Hill #5 · 376.40 · pos #2	Josh Jacobs #20 · 181.10 · pos #28	0	2
8	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	2,459.14	Christian McCaffrey #4 · 391.30 · pos #1	Christian Watson #45 · 101.30 · pos #67	5	0
9	Fishookin ACLs	2,286.78	Lamar Jackson #46 · 338.22 · pos #4	Mark Andrews #27 · 135.40 · pos #15	7	1
10	Team Billy	2,262.24	CeeDee Lamb #13 · 403.20 · pos #1	Dameon Pierce #37 · 82.70 · pos #55	2	0
11	My Team SUCKS	2,230.34	Stefon Diggs #14 · 273.80 · pos #9	Joe Burrow #35 · 153.16 · pos #25	2	1
12	Just Dont Get Sacko	2,225.88	Alvin Kamara #49 · 233.00 · pos #11	Justin Jefferson #1 · 202.20 · pos #33	5	0

Late-round gems (after pick 60)

Dak Prescott #130 by Give Me A Chubb · 351.84 pts · pos #3

Tua Tagovailoa #93 by Try that in a TEAL TOWN · 284.36 pts · pos #9

Raheem Mostert #106 by Give Me A Chubb · 267.70 pts · pos #5

Nico Collins #113 by Arthur Smith is a Terrorist · 260.40 pts · pos #12

Michael Pittman Jr. #78 by Dem Franchize Boyz · 250.20 pts · pos #13

Biggest reaches vs consensus

Isiah Pacheco #55 by Taylormade Championship Squad · consensus #87 (-32) · 213.90 pts

Alvin Kamara #49 by Just Dont Get Sacko · consensus #76 (-27) · 233.00 pts

James Cook #48 by Just Dont Get Sacko · consensus #71 (-23) · 232.70 pts

Dameon Pierce #37 by Team Billy · consensus #55 (-18) · 82.70 pts

Kenneth Walker III #42 by Taylormade Championship Squad · consensus #58 (-16) · 199.40 pts

Draft

16 rounds · 192 picks

Round 1

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
1	Justin Jefferson	WR	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
2	Ja'Marr Chase	WR	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
3	Austin Ekeler	RB	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
4	Christian McCaffrey	RB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
5	Tyreek Hill	WR	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
6	Travis Kelce	TE	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
7	Davante Adams	WR	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
8	Bijan Robinson	RB	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
9	Tony Pollard	RB	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
10	Nick Chubb	RB	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
11	Saquon Barkley	RB	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
12	Garrett Wilson	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 2

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
13	CeeDee Lamb	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
14	Stefon Diggs	WR	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
15	Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
16	Jaylen Waddle	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
17	Derrick Henry	RB	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
18	Cooper Kupp	WR	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
19	A.J. Brown	WR	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
20	Josh Jacobs	RB	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
21	DK Metcalf	WR	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
22	Joe Mixon	RB	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
23	DeVonta Smith	WR	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
24	Chris Olave	WR	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Round 3

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
25	Calvin Ridley	WR	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
26	Jahmyr Gibbs	RB	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
27	Mark Andrews	TE	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
28	Tee Higgins	WR	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
29	Travis Etienne Jr.	RB	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
30	Patrick Mahomes	QB	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
31	Keenan Allen	WR	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
32	Josh Allen	QB	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
33	Najee Harris	RB	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
34	Aaron Jones	RB	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
35	Joe Burrow	QB	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
36	Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 4

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
37	Dameon Pierce	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
38	Deebo Samuel	WR	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
39	Jalen Hurts	QB	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
40	Justin Fields	QB	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
41	Diontae Johnson	WR	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
42	Kenneth Walker III	RB	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
43	DeAndre Hopkins	WR	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
44	Amari Cooper	WR	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
45	Christian Watson	WR	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
46	Lamar Jackson	QB	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
47	Justin Herbert	QB	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
48	James Cook	RB	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Round 5

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
49	Alvin Kamara	RB	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
50	DJ Moore	WR	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
51	Chris Godwin	WR	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
52	Trevor Lawrence	QB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
53	Breece Hall	RB	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
54	Alexander Mattison	RB	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
55	Isiah Pacheco	RB	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
56	T.J. Hockenson	TE	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
57	Mike Evans	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
58	Rachaad White	RB	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
59	Marquise Brown	WR	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
60	Darren Waller	TE	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 6

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
61	Drake London	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
62	Cam Akers	RB	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
63	Mike Williams	WR	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
64	Terry McLaurin	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
65	Brandon Aiyuk	WR	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
66	George Kittle	TE	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
67	Javonte Williams	RB	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
68	Kyle Pitts	TE	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
69	James Conner	RB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
70	Tyler Lockett	WR	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
71	Dallas Goedert	TE	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
72	Miles Sanders	RB	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Round 7

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
73	Jonathan Taylor	RB	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
74	J.K. Dobbins	RB	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
75	Christian Kirk	WR	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
76	Pat Freiermuth	TE	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
77	Deshaun Watson	QB	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
78	Michael Pittman Jr.	WR	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
79	Jerry Jeudy	WR	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
80	Jahan Dotson	WR	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
81	D'Andre Swift	RB	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
82	AJ Dillon	RB	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
83	Dalvin Cook	RB	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
84	George Pickens	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 8

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
85	Khalil Herbert	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
86	Evan Engram	TE	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
87	Brandin Cooks	WR	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
88	David Njoku	TE	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
89	Brian Robinson Jr.	RB	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
90	David Montgomery	RB	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
91	Michael Thomas	WR	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
92	Courtland Sutton	WR	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
93	Tua Tagovailoa	QB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
94	Jamaal Williams	RB	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
95	Antonio Gibson	RB	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
96	Anthony Richardson	QB	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Round 9

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
97	Cole Kmet	TE	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
98	Jordan Addison	WR	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
99	Zay Flowers	WR	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
100	Elijah Mitchell	RB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
101	Jaxon Smith-Njigba	WR	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
102	Samaje Perine	RB	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
103	Skyy Moore	WR	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
104	Elijah Moore	WR	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
105	Gabe Davis	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
106	Raheem Mostert	RB	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
107	Jakobi Meyers	WR	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
108	Zach Charbonnet	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 10

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
109	Daniel Jones	QB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
110	Patriots D/ST	D/ST	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
111	Kadarius Toney	WR	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
112	JuJu Smith-Schuster	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
113	Nico Collins	WR	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
114	Justin Tucker	K	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
115	Jerick McKinnon	RB	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
116	Treylon Burks	WR	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
117	Quentin Johnston	WR	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
118	49ers D/ST	D/ST	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
119	Ezekiel Elliott	RB	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
120	Aaron Rodgers	QB	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Round 11

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
121	Jaylen Warren	RB	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
122	Tank Bigsby	RB	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
123	Rondale Moore	WR	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
124	Dalton Schultz	TE	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
125	Rashaad Penny	RB	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
126	Tyler Allgeier	RB	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
127	Kirk Cousins	QB	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
128	Saints D/ST	D/ST	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
129	De'Von Achane	RB	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
130	Dak Prescott	QB	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
131	Chigoziem Okonkwo	TE	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
132	Darnell Mooney	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 12

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
133	Dalton Kincaid	TE	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
134	Odell Beckham Jr.	WR	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
135	Tyler Higbee	TE	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
136	Jalin Hyatt	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
137	Tyler Boyd	WR	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
138	Bills D/ST	D/ST	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
139	Kenneth Gainwell	RB	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
140	Damien Harris	RB	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
141	Keaontay Ingram	RB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
142	Daniel Carlson	K	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
143	Cowboys D/ST	D/ST	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
144	Jets D/ST	D/ST	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Round 13

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
145	Jonathan Mingo	WR	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
146	Sam LaPorta	TE	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
147	Jeff Wilson Jr.	RB	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
148	Chiefs D/ST	D/ST	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
149	Roschon Johnson	RB	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
150	Dolphins D/ST	D/ST	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
151	Allen Lazard	WR	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
152	Romeo Doubs	WR	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
153	Adam Thielen	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
154	Luke Musgrave	TE	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
155	K.J. Osborn	WR	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
156	DJ Chark Jr.	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 14

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
157	Michael Gallup	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
158	Zay Jones	WR	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
159	Eagles D/ST	D/ST	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
160	Jameson Williams	WR	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
161	Gerald Everett	TE	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
162	Juwan Johnson	TE	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
163	Harrison Butker	K	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
164	Rashod Bateman	WR	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
165	Devin Singletary	RB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
166	Joshua Kelley	RB	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
167	Marvin Mims Jr.	WR	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
168	Greg Dulcich	TE	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Round 15

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
169	Justyn Ross	WR	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason
170	Kenny Pickett	QB	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
171	Zach Ertz	TE	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
172	JaMycal Hasty	RB	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
173	Evan McPherson	K	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
174	Alec Pierce	WR	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
175	Zack Moss	RB	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
176	Jason Myers	K	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
177	Steelers D/ST	D/ST	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
178	Michael Mayer	TE	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
179	Deon Jackson	RB	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
180	Browns D/ST	D/ST	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman

Round 16

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
181	Graham Gano	K	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
182	Tyler Bass	K	My Team SUCKS	Josh Stubblefield
183	Brandon McManus	K	Give Me A Chubb	Bryan Provenzano
184	Jake Elliott	K	Disappointed	Michael Muralles
185	Cordarrelle Patterson	RB	Arthur Smith is a Terrorist	Logan Gamer
186	Geno Smith	QB	Taylormade Championship Squad	David Bruce
187	Curtis Samuel	WR	Dem Franchize Boyz	Conner Mitchell
188	Ravens D/ST	D/ST	AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH	Chris Fiata
189	Matt Gay	K	Try that in a TEAL TOWN	Jason Moyer
190	Packers D/ST	D/ST	Fishookin ACLs	Jose Velez Capin
191	Younghoe Koo	K	LaPorta Potties	Andrew Sharpe
192	Greg Zuerlein	K	Just Dont Get Sacko	Will Mason

Consolation ladder (12 games) — excluded from every record and career line. Click if you must.

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 41.70 · bench 48.72 · left 5.06 on the bench

156.08

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 18.54 · bench 73.82 · started Zay Flowers (1.70) · left 27.96 on the bench

90.50

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.58

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

James Cook 36.10 · bench 75.84 · started Brandon McManus (-1.00) · left 18.06 on the bench — a coaching loss

118.96

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Raiders D/ST 30.96 · bench 25.60

119.60

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 0.64

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 10.30 · bench 69.66 · started Dameon Pierce (0.30) · left 34.58 on the bench — a coaching loss

65.04

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 17.70 · bench 87.02 · left 50.90 on the bench

92.72

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.68

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Josh Allen 24.98 · bench 55.10 · started Saints D/ST (-5.00) · left 35.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

102.46

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

Mike Evans 27.60 · bench 50.88 · started Dalton Kincaid (1.70) · left 13.20 on the bench

124.94

Beat him and made it look boring. by 22.48

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Christian McCaffrey 25.10 · bench 27.32 · started Jayden Reed (0.00) · left 16.08 on the bench

116.86

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Patrick Mahomes 16.70 · bench 54.58 · started Michael Pittman Jr. (0.00) · left 26.10 on the bench

74.42

Not close. Never close. by 42.44

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Puka Nacua 33.00 · bench 100.16 · started Sam Howell (-1.76) · left 61.82 on the bench — a coaching loss

109.88

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Justin Jefferson 26.10 · bench 63.60 · started Brandon McManus (-1.00) · left 24.10 on the bench

115.80

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 5.92

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 22.58 · bench 49.36

114.58

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Cameron Dicker 21.00 · bench 34.90 · left 11.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

108.42

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 6.16

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Arthur Smith is a Terrorist Logan Gamer ·

Brandon Aiyuk 24.40 · bench 71.04 · started T.J. Hockenson (0.00) · left 17.00 on the bench

99.64

Disappointed Michael Muralles ·

CeeDee Lamb 40.20 · bench 24.24

163.38

Ambulance required. by 63.74

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

LaPorta Potties Andrew Sharpe ·

DJ Moore 30.90 · bench 92.50 · left 21.20 on the bench

143.90

AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH Chris Fiata ·

Breece Hall 27.60 · bench 33.96 · started Kyle Pitts (1.50) · left 6.20 on the bench

134.54

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.36

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Try that in a TEAL TOWN Jason Moyer ·

Jayden Reed 26.90 · bench 12.30 · started Hunter Henry (0.00) · left 7.40 on the bench

124.16

Fishookin ACLs Jose Velez Capin ·

Lamar Jackson 38.34 · bench 93.98 · started Tyler Lockett (2.00) · left 54.82 on the bench

133.62

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 9.46

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Dem Franchize Boyz Conner Mitchell ·

Harrison Butker 24.00 · bench 58.60 · left 22.80 on the bench

106.90

Just Dont Get Sacko Will Mason ·

Jonathan Taylor 17.40 · bench 48.64 · started Jaren Hall (-0.92) · left 16.70 on the bench

71.48

Took it in the teeth. by 35.42

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jordan Love 28.44 · bench 62.70 · started Falcons D/ST (-0.92) · left 23.62 on the bench

99.90

My Team SUCKS Josh Stubblefield ·

Jake Browning 21.08 · bench 36.50 · started Commanders D/ST (-1.92) · left 12.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

93.46

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 6.44

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