Regular season
67–83
.447 · 150 games · 11 seasons
Points per game
115.43
PF 17,314.08 · PA 18,389.71
Playoffs
1–4
4 appearance(s): 2015, 2018, 2019, 2022
Hardware
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Zero. The rest of the league thanks you.
Season by season
week high / low: 166.94 / 61.28| Year | Team | W | L | T | PF | PA | Reg rk | Seed | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Secretary of Warfranchise: Secretary of War |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 11 | — | In progress |
| 2025 | Secretary of Warfranchise: Secretary of War |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,580.85 | 1,824.58 | 11 | 11 | 9 | missed |
| 2024 | TRUMPS AMERICAfranchise: Secretary of War |
3 | 11 | 0 | 1,620.53 | 1,838.71 | 12 | 12 | 9 | missed |
| 2023 | My Team SUCKSfranchise: Secretary of War |
4 | 10 | 0 | 1,451.80 | 1,842.82 | 12 | 12 | 12 | Last place |
| 2022 | THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPEDfranchise: Secretary of War |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,596.50 | 1,639.92 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Playoffs |
| 2021 | Goodbye #1!!!!!!franchise: Secretary of War |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,518.66 | 1,762.44 | 12 | 12 | 12 | Last place |
| 2020 | MOYERS BEING A BABYfranchise: Secretary of War |
5 | 8 | 0 | 1,561.96 | 1,642.78 | 10 | 10 | 10 | missed |
| 2019 | Smell My Fingersfranchise: Secretary of War |
8 | 5 | 0 | 1,562.66 | 1,473.32 | 4 | 4 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2018 | Playoffs? Is That You?franchise: Secretary of War |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,547.54 | 1,608.26 | 6 | 6 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2017 |  Im Tankingfranchise: Secretary of War |
6 | 7 | 0 | 1,529.38 | 1,564.80 | 9 | 9 | 9 | missed |
| 2016 | New Jersey Generalsfranchise: Secretary of War | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,654.48 | 1,647.34 | 7 | 7 | 12 | Last place |
| 2015 | I owe the Jews moneyfranchise: Secretary of War | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,689.72 | 1,544.74 | 2 | 3 | 3 | Playoffs |
Rivals
Tale of the Tape →vs Will Mason
7–11
All-time: 7–11. Will Mason has Josh Stubblefield's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
18 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Jose Velez Capin
9–8
All-time: 9–8. Josh Stubblefield leads, barely. Jose Velez Capin tells it differently in the group chat.
17 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Andrew Sharpe
4–11
All-time: 4–11. Andrew Sharpe has Josh Stubblefield's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
15 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Bryan Provenzano
6–7
All-time: 6–7. Bryan Provenzano leads, barely. Josh Stubblefield tells it differently in the group chat.
13 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Chris Fiata
6–7
All-time: 6–7. Chris Fiata leads, barely. Josh Stubblefield tells it differently in the group chat.
13 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Conner Mitchell
8–5
All-time: 8–5. Josh Stubblefield leads, barely. Conner Mitchell tells it differently in the group chat.
13 games · regular season + playoffs