Regular season
69–90
.434 · 159 games · 12 seasons
Points per game
114.44
PF 18,195.42 · PA 19,626.64 · aPPG 121.86 under today's rules
Playoffs
1–4
4 appearance(s): 2015, 2018, 2019, 2022
Trade record · raw / adjusted
4–4–1 / 1–7–1
9 trades · net -282.4 raw · full record →
Hardware
0titles
Zero. The rest of the league thanks you.
Season by season
week high / low: 166.94 / 61.28| Year | Team | W | L | T | PF | PA | PPG | aPPG | Reg rk | Seed | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Secretary of Warfranchise: Secretary of War |
2 | 7 | 0 | 881.34 | 1,236.93 | 97.93 | 98.99 | 12 | 12 | — | In progress |
| 2025 | Secretary of Warfranchise: Secretary of War |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,580.85 | 1,824.58 | 112.92 | 112.92 | 11 | 11 | 9 | missed |
| 2024 | TRUMPS AMERICAfranchise: Secretary of War |
3 | 11 | 0 | 1,620.53 | 1,838.71 | 115.75 | 116.82 | 12 | 12 | 9 | missed |
| 2023 | My Team SUCKSfranchise: Secretary of War |
4 | 10 | 0 | 1,451.80 | 1,842.82 | 103.70 | 111.77 | 12 | 12 | 12 | Last place |
| 2022 | THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPEDfranchise: Secretary of War |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,596.50 | 1,639.92 | 114.04 | 123.96 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Playoffs |
| 2021 | Goodbye #1!!!!!!franchise: Secretary of War |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,518.66 | 1,762.44 | 108.48 | 116.46 | 12 | 12 | 12 | Last place |
| 2020 | MOYERS BEING A BABYfranchise: Secretary of War |
5 | 8 | 0 | 1,561.96 | 1,642.78 | 120.15 | 129.02 | 10 | 10 | 10 | missed |
| 2019 | Smell My Fingersfranchise: Secretary of War |
8 | 5 | 0 | 1,562.66 | 1,473.32 | 120.20 | 130.45 | 4 | 4 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2018 | Playoffs? Is That You?franchise: Secretary of War |
7 | 6 | 0 | 1,547.54 | 1,608.26 | 119.04 | 129.00 | 6 | 6 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2017 |  Im Tankingfranchise: Secretary of War |
6 | 7 | 0 | 1,529.38 | 1,564.80 | 117.64 | 126.82 | 9 | 9 | 9 | missed |
| 2016 | New Jersey Generalsfranchise: Secretary of War | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,654.48 | 1,647.34 | 118.18 | 127.20 | 7 | 7 | 12 | Last place |
| 2015 | I owe the Jews moneyfranchise: Secretary of War | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,689.72 | 1,544.74 | 120.69 | 131.12 | 2 | 3 | 3 | Playoffs |
Rivals
Tale of the Tape →vs Will Mason
7–12
All-time: 7–12. Will Mason has Josh Stubblefield's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
19 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Jose Velez Capin
9–9
All-time: 9–9. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
18 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Andrew Sharpe
5–11
All-time: 5–11. Andrew Sharpe has Josh Stubblefield's number, his address, and his mother's maiden name.
16 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Bryan Provenzano
7–7
All-time: 7–7. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
14 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Jason Moyer
7–7
All-time: 7–7. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
14 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Chris Fiata
6–7
All-time: 6–7. Chris Fiata leads, barely. Josh Stubblefield tells it differently in the group chat.
13 games · regular season + playoffs