The Record Book
The Record Book
Engraved from final scores only. Every plate links to the matchup that earned it and says what it counts.
Also Sleepers — who finds the bodies: late-round and waiver finds ranked by value over replacement, per season and all-time.
Single-week highSingle-week lowPlayoff single-week highBiggest marginClosest gameHighest combined scoreLowest winning scoreHighest losing scoreMost points in a regular seasonFewest points in a regular seasonBest regular-season recordWorst regular-season recordMost points against in a seasonLongest win streakLongest losing streakAll-time regular-season winsAll-time winning percentagePlayoff recordChampionshipsLast-place finishes
Inclusion rules FINAL games only. Byes, live/provisional/missing games and consolation-ladder games are excluded. Single-week categories use one-scoring-period matchups only. Multiweek playoff matchups (if any) are listed separately and never compared with single weeks. Per manager (primary owner), chronological across seasons, regular season + winners bracket. A tie ends a streak.
Single-week high
Regular season + playoffs, single weekThe night the scoring gods were drunk.
#1
239.32
Taylormade Championship Squad · David Bruce
2023 wk 3 · vs AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH 145.46
#3
208.54
Proud Member of Tuanon · Bryan Provenzano
2022 wk 8 · vs PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD 127.36
Single-week low
Regular season + playoffs, single weekA historical act of cowardice.
Playoff single-week high
Winners bracket only, single weekDoing it when it counted, for once.
#3
177.90
I owe the Jews money · Josh Stubblefield
2015 wk 15 · playoffs · vs I'm Fishookin Duffs 159.10
#8
169.38
Tiddy Boy LaCroix · Logan Gamer
2025 wk 16 · playoffs · vs So Youre Saying Theres Achane 107.51
#9
167.88
Give Me A Chubb · Bryan Provenzano
2023 wk 15 · playoffs · vs Arthur Smith is a Terrorist 101.16
#10
166.96
Cincinnati Harambes · Logan Gamer
2016 wk 16 · playoffs · vs All About The Benjamins 123.38
Biggest margin
Regular season + playoffs, single weekThis was not sport. This was a mugging.
#1
132.40margin
THE CHAMP !! 200.76 over The GOAT House 68.36
#2
111.42margin
The GOAT House 187.82 over JPP's Finger Bangers 76.40
#4
97.84margin
Sucio Squad 144.12 over Comissioner Trash Mob 46.28
#5
96.22margin
Michael Playoff Muralles 150.06 over Nerd And A Jock 53.84
#6
95.82margin
JPP's Finger Bangers 166.04 over Sucio Squad 70.22
#7
95.52margin
Team Billy 190.72 over Dezperate 4 A Win 95.20
#8
95.52margin
Arthur Smith is a Terrorist 170.08 over My Team SUCKS 74.56
#9
95.05margin
Glory Pitts 167.79 over Secretary of War 72.74
#10
94.88margin
Proud Member of Tuanon 160.14 over GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D 65.26
Closest game
Regular season + playoffs, single week, ties excludedOne extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk.
#1
0.10margin
Cincinnati Harambes 144.64 over FUCK hanuKKKah 144.54
#2
0.12margin
Where Are You Christmas?!?! 112.04 over PLEASE HELP HELPPPPPP 111.92
#3
0.14margin
BRICK CITY 145.42 over PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD 145.28
#4
0.16margin
Nerd And A Jock 129.80 over Im Tanking 129.64
#5
0.18margin
Team Billy 144.30 over BRING BACK MY KING HENRY 144.12
#6
0.24margin
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear 102.16 over Cincinnati Harambes 101.92
#7
0.28margin
KIA is a vastly Superior Machin 114.30 over Michael Playoff Muralles 114.02
#8
0.30margin
ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS 97.30 over The GOAT House 97.00
#9
0.30margin
JPP's Finger Bangers 115.00 over The GOAT House 114.70
#10
0.34margin
Demsomes Poogie 118.90 over Cincinnati Harambes 118.56
Highest combined score
Regular season + playoffs, single weekNobody played defense. Nobody has ever played defense.
Lowest winning score
Regular season + playoffs, single weekWon. Technically. In the sense that the other guy lost harder.
#5
85.28
The North Will Rise Again · Jose Velez Capin
2019 wk 10 · vs The League of Sharpe Gets 1st 79.78
#10
88.96
I owe the Jews money · Josh Stubblefield
2015 wk 4 · vs ALL I DO IS WIN BY .1 POINTS 77.94
Highest losing score
Regular season + playoffs, single weekScored a ton and still went home to think about it.
#3
159.10
I'm Fishookin Duffs · Jose Velez Capin
2015 wk 15 · playoffs · vs I owe the Jews money 177.90
#5
153.54
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear · David Bruce
2019 wk 5 · vs The League of Sharpe Gets 1st 180.38
Most points in a regular season
Regular season, completed seasons onlyA full season of showing off.
Fewest points in a regular season
Regular season, completed seasons onlyA commitment to the bit.
Best regular-season record
Regular season, completed seasons onlyRegular season. Everyone knows what happened after.
Worst regular-season record
Regular season, completed seasons onlyLeague namesake energy.
Most points against in a season
Regular season, completed seasons onlySchedule luck for people who cannot shut up.
Longest win streak
Per manager, regular season + playoffs, across seasonsDo not get horny. This league resets people.
Longest losing streak
Per manager, regular season + playoffs, across seasonsA commitment to the bit.
All-time regular-season wins
Regular season, all seasonsVolume. Not always quality.
All-time winning percentage
Regular season, >= 20 gamesMinimum 20 games so a lucky rookie can't cut the line.
Playoff record
Winners bracket gamesWinners bracket only. Consolation does not exist here.
Championships
Completed seasons, champion verified by bracket and/or ESPN final rankTemporarily less pathetic than the rest of you.
Last-place finishes
Completed seasons, ESPN final rank = lastThe Sharpe inheritance.