Regular season
23–14
.622 · 37 games · 3 seasons
Points per game
136.67
PF 5,056.86 · PA 4,634.11 · aPPG 137.67 under today's rules
Playoffs
0–2
2 appearance(s): 2024, 2025
Trade record · raw / adjusted
1–0–0 / 1–0–0
1 trades · net +167.6 raw · full record →
Hardware
0titles
Zero. The rest of the league thanks you.
Season by season
week high / low: 205.81 / 98.79| Year | Team | W | L | T | PF | PA | PPG | aPPG | Reg rk | Seed | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 |  NFCDEEZNUTZZfranchise: NFCDEEZNUTZZ |
5 | 4 | 0 | 1,181.61 | 1,119.22 | 131.29 | 131.47 | 5 | 5 | — | In progress |
| 2025 | SweatMeat Spencefranchise: NFCDEEZNUTZZ |
9 | 5 | 0 | 1,939.70 | 1,733.18 | 138.55 | 138.55 | 2 | 2 | 3 | Playoffs |
| 2024 | SweatMeat Spencefranchise: NFCDEEZNUTZZ |
9 | 5 | 0 | 1,935.55 | 1,781.71 | 138.25 | 140.32 | 4 | 4 | 6 | Playoffs |
Rivals
Tale of the Tape →vs Andrew Sharpe
3–1
All-time: 3–1. Ian Spencer leads, barely. Andrew Sharpe tells it differently in the group chat.
4 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Bryan Provenzano
3–1
All-time: 3–1. Ian Spencer leads, barely. Bryan Provenzano tells it differently in the group chat.
4 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Jose Velez Capin
3–1
All-time: 3–1. Ian Spencer leads, barely. Jose Velez Capin tells it differently in the group chat.
4 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Josh Stubblefield
3–1
All-time: 3–1. Ian Spencer leads, barely. Josh Stubblefield tells it differently in the group chat.
4 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Will Mason
2–2
All-time: 2–2. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
4 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Conner Mitchell
2–1
All-time: 2–1. Ian Spencer leads, barely. Conner Mitchell tells it differently in the group chat.
3 games · regular season + playoffs