The Accused
Career of poor decisions
Managers are people. Franchises are the chairs they sat in. Team names change every year and we keep all of them. Tale of the Tape →
All-time · regular season
sorted by win%| # | Manager | Yrs | W | L | T | Win% | PF | PPG | aPPG | Titles | Last | Playoffs |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ian Spencer2024–2026 · aka jispence3 | 3 | 23 | 14 | 0 | .622 | 5,056.86 | 136.67 | 137.67 | — | — | 0-2 |
| 2 | Matthew Muralles2025 · gone · aka ESPNFAN6459435555 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 0 | .571 | 1,749.56 | 124.97 | 124.97 | — | — | 0-1 |
| 3 | Michael Muralles2015–2024 · gone · aka mmuralles | 10 | 77 | 59 | 0 | .566 | 17,002.79 | 125.02 | 134.17 | 1 | — | 6-6 |
| 4 | Andrew Sharpe2015–2026 · aka AndrewSharpe66 | 12 | 85 | 74 | 0 | .535 | 19,495.43 | 122.61 | 130.29 | 1 | — | 4-6 |
| 5 | David Bruce2015–2026 · aka Dbrucesu | 12 | 84 | 75 | 0 | .528 | 18,903.53 | 118.89 | 126.63 | 1 | — | 6-5 |
| 6 | Pierce Freeman2018–2026 · aka pierce12lax | 9 | 62 | 56 | 0 | .525 | 14,596.37 | 123.70 | 130.87 | — | 1 | 3-4 |
| 7 | Chris Fiata2015–2023 · gone · aka Lilmo216 | 9 | 64 | 58 | 0 | .525 | 14,622.76 | 119.86 | 129.55 | 1 | — | 5-4 |
| 8 | Jose Velez Capin2015–2026 · aka josedv9176370, josedvelez214 | 12 | 80 | 79 | 0 | .503 | 18,815.12 | 118.33 | 125.44 | 1 | 1 | 4-4 |
| 9 | Will Mason2015–2026 · aka kenshinm4 | 12 | 80 | 79 | 0 | .503 | 19,655.81 | 123.62 | 131.32 | 2 | 2 | 5-2 |
| 10 | Conner Mitchell2015–2026 · aka ConMitch12 | 12 | 78 | 81 | 0 | .491 | 19,491.44 | 122.59 | 130.10 | 2 | — | 7-3 |
| 11 | Ryan McClane2015–2017 · gone · aka mcclaner | 3 | 20 | 21 | 0 | .488 | 4,872.88 | 118.85 | 128.72 | — | 1 | 0-1 |
| 12 | Bryan Provenzano2015–2026 · aka Little1bluedevil41 | 12 | 77 | 82 | 0 | .484 | 19,382.86 | 121.90 | 129.64 | 1 | 1 | 9-6 |
| 13 | Logan Gamer2015–2026 · aka Logan52726 | 12 | 74 | 85 | 0 | .465 | 18,620.06 | 117.11 | 124.56 | 1 | 1 | 5-5 |
| 14 | Jason Moyer2015–2026 · aka jasonrmoyer92 | 12 | 70 | 89 | 0 | .440 | 18,502.24 | 116.37 | 123.45 | — | 1 | 0-2 |
| 15 | Josh Stubblefield2015–2026 · aka Jstubble1211 | 12 | 69 | 90 | 0 | .434 | 18,195.42 | 114.44 | 121.86 | — | 3 | 1-4 |
| 16 | Cory Hyatt2026 · aka ESPNFAN7818767835 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 0 | .333 | 1,081.94 | 120.22 | 122.01 | — | — | 0-0 |
Regular season only. aPPG = every game re-scored under today's rules, so 2015 and 2025 compare (method). Playoffs column = winners-bracket record. “Last” = seasons finished dead last by ESPN final rank.
Franchises
the chair, not the ass in it2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Clankers With a Hard R
Will Mason (2015–2026)
80-79 · .503 · titles 2 · last 2
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Club Shambles
Logan Gamer (2015–2026)
74-85 · .465 · titles 1 · last 1
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Diggs Spears Bass
Jason Moyer (2015–2026)
70-89 · .440 · titles 0 · last 1
2018–2026 · 9 seasons
K-9 UNIT
Pierce Freeman (2018–2026)
62-56 · .525 · titles 0 · last 1
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Karen Williams
Conner Mitchell (2015–2026)
78-81 · .491 · titles 2 · last 0
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Liberal Agenda
David Bruce (2015–2026)
84-75 · .528 · titles 1 · last 0
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
NFCDEEZNUTZZ
Chris Fiata (2015–2023) → Ian Spencer (2024–2026)
87-72 · .547 · titles 1 · last 0
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Secretary of War
Josh Stubblefield (2015–2026)
69-90 · .434 · titles 0 · last 3
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Skeeze Machines
Michael Muralles (2015–2024) → Matthew Muralles (2025) → Cory Hyatt (2026)
88-71 · .553 · titles 1 · last 0
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk
Bryan Provenzano (2015–2026)
77-82 · .484 · titles 1 · last 1
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Too Great A Burden To Bear
Andrew Sharpe (2015–2026)
85-74 · .535 · titles 1 · last 0
2015–2026 · 12 seasons
Tu Puka Madre
Jose Velez Capin (2015–2026)
80-79 · .503 · titles 1 · last 1
2015–2017 · 3 seasons
XL ROMPER
Ryan McClane (2015–2017)
20-21 · .488 · titles 0 · last 1