Franchise · 2015–2026
Skeeze Machines
Also traded as: Disappointed · FUCK hanuKKKah · GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D · LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! · Matthew's Monstrous Team · Michael Playoff Muralles · PLEASE HELP HELPPPPPP · SERENITY NOW!!!! · Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell · Skeeze Machines · TEAM WILLY · THE FUCKING CHAMP
2016 champion
Regular season
85–65
.567 · 11 seasons
Season by season
| Year | Team name | Manager | W | L | T | PF | Reg rk | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Skeeze Machines | Cory Hyatt | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 7 | — | In progress |
| 2025 |  Matthew's Monstrous Team | Matthew Muralles | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,749.56 | 6 | 6 | |
| 2024 |  SERENITY NOW!!!! | Michael Muralles | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,953.13 | 3 | 5 | |
| 2023 | Disappointed | Michael Muralles | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,655.96 | 6 | 5 | |
| 2022 | GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D | Michael Muralles | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,741.38 | 5 | 2 | |
| 2021 | TEAM WILLY | Michael Muralles | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,729.84 | 1 | 4 | |
| 2020 |  PLEASE HELP HELPPPPPP | Michael Muralles | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1,571.12 | 9 | 11 | |
| 2019 | LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Michael Muralles | 10 | 3 | 0 | 1,578.44 | 2 | 2 | |
| 2018 | FUCK hanuKKKah | Michael Muralles | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1,753.30 | 10 | 7 | |
| 2017 | Michael Playoff Muralles | Michael Muralles | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,559.30 | 2 | 3 | |
| 2016 | THE FUCKING CHAMP | Michael Muralles | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,875.98 | 1 | 1 | Champion |
| 2015 |  Screwed by the Le'Veon Bell | Michael Muralles | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1,584.34 | 10 | 9 |