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The Ledger · League of Sharpe gets Last

2022

FINAL 12 teams · 14 regular-season weeks · 6 playoff spots · source espn-live · imported Tuesday Nov 10, 9:02 a.m. ET

Champion

Austin Soured?

Will Mason

2022 Champion. The rest of you paid for this man's ego.

Verified by bracket+rank · beat GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D in the final

Dead last

Proud Member of Tuanon

Bryan Provenzano

2022 Dead last. League namesake energy. We keep the lights on for this.

ESPN final rank 12 of 12

Standings

Regular season

#	Team	W	L	PF	PA	All-play	PPG	aPPG	Streak	Final
1	BRICK CITY Chris Fiata	10	4	1,638.82	1,538.34	83-71	117.06	126.36+9.3	W5	4
2	Austin Soured? Champion Will Mason	9	5	1,785.26	1,593.00	101-53	127.52	137.55+10.0	W1	1
3	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield	8	6	1,596.50	1,639.92	66-88	114.04	123.96+9.9	L3	6
4	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer	8	6	1,575.88	1,597.32	63-91	112.56	121.19+8.6	L1	5
5	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles	7	7	1,741.38	1,697.82	100-54	124.38	134.58+10.2	W1	2
6	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe	7	7	1,722.46	1,809.02	86-68	123.03	133.21+10.2	L1	3
7	Night at The Museum David Bruce	7	7	1,717.54	1,575.42	83-71	122.68	133.29+10.6	L1	11
8	Team Billy Pierce Freeman	7	7	1,646.36	1,675.32	71-83	117.60	127.63+10.0	W2	8
9	Proud Member of Tuanon Last place Bryan Provenzano	6	8	1,730.74	1,598.58	76-78	123.62	134.23+10.6	W1	12
10	Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer	5	9	1,601.76	1,778.12	74-80	114.41	123.50+9.1	W1	9
11	Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin	5	9	1,576.08	1,596.68	65-89	112.58	122.40+9.8	L1	7
12	Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell	5	9	1,535.42	1,768.66	56-98	109.67	118.48+8.8	L2	10

PF = points scored, not personality. PA = points allowed, also known as “schedule luck for people who cannot shut up”. All-play = your record if you played everyone every week. aPPG = the same games re-scored under today's rules (how). Rank = regular season (W%, then PF). Final = ESPN's rank after the playoffs.

Playoffs

Winners bracket

Week 15 · byes: BRICK CITY, Austin Soured?

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Trevor Lawrence 28.82 · bench 71.92 · started Cowboys D/ST (1.64) · left 43.88 on the bench

104.16

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 30.30 · bench 60.94 · left 8.40 on the bench

155.52

Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 51.36

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 34.74 · bench 48.50 · started Jonathan Taylor (2.30) · left 13.50 on the bench

96.36

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Rhamondre Stevenson 24.80 · bench 71.34 · left 25.70 on the bench

133.70

Took it in the teeth. by 37.34

Week 16

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Cam Akers 34.70 · bench 28.70

142.06

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

CeeDee Lamb 34.00 · bench 57.10 · started Juwan Johnson (1.90) · left 18.70 on the bench

111.86

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 30.20

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Alvin Kamara 19.00 · bench 110.20 · left 35.96 on the bench

100.42

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 31.30 · bench 58.70 · started Nick Folk (0.00) · left 24.14 on the bench

137.16

Took it in the teeth. by 36.74

Week 17 · Championship

WK 17 Playoffs FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Austin Ekeler 32.10 · bench 30.10 · started Joe Burrow (0.00) · left 9.40 on the bench

90.28

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

A.J. Brown 19.70 · bench 64.24 · started Gabe Davis (0.00) · left 28.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

85.34

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 4.94

Week by week

Week 1

FINAL

WK 1 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 39.40 · bench 45.30 · left 17.70 on the bench

153.34

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Dolphins D/ST 21.00 · bench 69.68 · started David Njoku (1.70) · left 34.42 on the bench

96.26

Ambulance required. by 57.08

WK 1 FINAL

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Justin Herbert 23.26 · bench 36.50 · started Dawson Knox (1.50) · left 10.50 on the bench

108.78

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Cooper Kupp 31.80 · bench 59.10 · left 12.10 on the bench

152.12

Took it in the teeth. by 43.34

WK 1 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 36.90 · bench 38.74 · left 5.00 on the bench

147.12

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

D'Andre Swift 26.50 · bench 42.50 · left 12.70 on the bench

125.46

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 21.66

WK 1 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Saquon Barkley 33.40 · bench 55.18 · started Cole Kmet (0.00) · left 15.60 on the bench — a coaching loss

126.00

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Michael Pittman Jr. 27.10 · bench 91.66 · started Allen Robinson II (2.20) · left 27.40 on the bench

137.28

Beat him and made it look boring. by 11.28

WK 1 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 31.48 · bench 62.10 · started DeVonta Smith (0.00) · left 28.12 on the bench — a coaching loss

109.96

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Davante Adams 30.10 · bench 58.60 · left 13.10 on the bench

111.62

Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 1.66

WK 1 FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Nick Chubb 15.30 · bench 29.80 · started Nick Folk (1.00) · left 9.40 on the bench

81.20

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Lamar Jackson 20.22 · bench 49.38 · started Cam Akers (0.00) · left 23.48 on the bench

100.42

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.22

Week 2

FINAL

WK 2 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Stefon Diggs 44.80 · bench 86.52 · started Greg Joseph (1.00) · left 39.28 on the bench

160.14

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

A.J. Brown 11.90 · bench 38.50 · started Dalton Schultz (1.80) · left 9.30 on the bench

65.26

Somebody call his mother. by 94.88

WK 2 FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Austin Ekeler 18.40 · bench 39.20 · started Colts D/ST (0.76) · left 8.10 on the bench

97.92

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Cooper Kupp 31.80 · bench 72.20 · left 15.30 on the bench

153.62

Ambulance required. by 55.70

WK 2 FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Nick Chubb 32.30 · bench 69.60 · started Darnell Mooney (0.60) · left 28.30 on the bench

145.42

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Tyreek Hill 42.00 · bench 63.08 · started Browns D/ST (2.52) · left 15.92 on the bench — a coaching loss

145.28

That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 0.14

WK 2 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Buccaneers D/ST 28.68 · bench 47.40

136.78

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Aaron Jones 32.00 · bench 55.58 · started Albert Okwuegbunam (0.00) · left 15.70 on the bench — a coaching loss

121.98

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.80

WK 2 FINAL

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Lamar Jackson 44.62 · bench 47.40 · started Jerry Jeudy (2.20) · left 28.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

113.62

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Amon-Ra St. Brown 39.40 · bench 76.54 · started Cole Kmet (0.00) · left 25.86 on the bench

129.22

Beat him and made it look boring. by 15.60

WK 2 FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 16.80 · bench 51.80 · started Dolphins D/ST (-7.68) · left 17.50 on the bench

75.86

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Christian Kirk 25.80 · bench 57.70 · left 12.34 on the bench

114.42

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 38.56

Week 3

FINAL

WK 3 FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Christian Kirk 19.20 · bench 53.68 · started David Montgomery (1.10) · left 16.88 on the bench

111.32

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Mark Andrews 28.90 · bench 62.44

149.62

Not close. Never close. by 38.30

WK 3 FINAL

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Lamar Jackson 39.42 · bench 43.20 · left 13.60 on the bench

142.46

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Joe Burrow 23.00 · bench 90.90 · left 49.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

112.54

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 29.92

WK 3 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Broncos D/ST 18.36 · bench 69.10 · started Greg Joseph (2.00) · left 25.18 on the bench — a coaching loss

99.12

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

CeeDee Lamb 22.70 · bench 48.40 · left 19.50 on the bench

112.18

Beat him and made it look boring. by 13.06

WK 3 FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Cooper Kupp 16.40 · bench 51.00 · left 27.00 on the bench — a coaching loss

100.04

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Nick Chubb 17.30 · bench 56.60 · left 16.96 on the bench

106.88

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 6.84

WK 3 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

A.J. Brown 19.50 · bench 60.70 · left 30.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

99.98

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 28.70 · bench 92.50 · started Steelers D/ST (1.00) · left 35.80 on the bench

103.10

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 3.12

WK 3 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 29.60 · bench 110.92 · started Darrell Henderson Jr. (1.70) · left 52.42 on the bench

97.98

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Eagles D/ST 20.84 · bench 46.02 · left 15.44 on the bench — a coaching loss

96.68

That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.30

Week 4

FINAL

WK 4 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Saquon Barkley 18.20 · bench 37.72

100.56

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Josh Jacobs 34.50 · bench 49.80 · left 11.90 on the bench

186.16

This was not sport. This was a mugging. by 85.60

WK 4 FINAL

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Rashaad Penny 28.70 · bench 60.70

177.98

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

T.J. Hockenson 39.90 · bench 32.32 · left 10.70 on the bench

121.40

Ambulance required. by 56.58

WK 4 FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 25.80 · bench 57.34 · left 7.70 on the bench

155.62

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 23.36 · bench 35.66 · started Buccaneers D/ST (-1.00) · left 12.80 on the bench

89.66

Ambulance required. by 65.96

WK 4 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 31.00 · bench 71.30 · left 14.00 on the bench

152.40

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Clyde Edwards-Helaire 22.40 · bench 33.46 · left 7.10 on the bench

117.62

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 34.78

WK 4 FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Austin Ekeler 34.90 · bench 66.52 · started James Robinson (2.90) · left 35.46 on the bench

139.14

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Tom Brady 27.40 · bench 54.40 · started Amari Cooper (1.90) · left 20.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

128.96

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 10.18

WK 4 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 23.52 · bench 70.32 · left 22.20 on the bench

95.16

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

J.K. Dobbins 22.30 · bench 39.80 · started Rams D/ST (1.00) · left 17.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

81.50

Beat him and made it look boring. by 13.66

Week 5

FINAL

WK 5 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 30.48 · bench 57.20 · left 15.90 on the bench

141.68

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 30.32 · bench 52.66 · left 25.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

127.18

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.50

WK 5 FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Nick Chubb 25.40 · bench 85.80 · left 39.80 on the bench

137.56

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 27.66 · bench 51.50 · started Cade York (2.00) · left 9.56 on the bench

98.16

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 39.40

WK 5 FINAL

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Justin Herbert 14.42 · bench 45.60 · started Tee Higgins (0.00) · left 26.10 on the bench

71.00

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Austin Ekeler 35.90 · bench 29.60 · started Chargers D/ST (-1.52) · left 10.62 on the bench

136.16

Ambulance required. by 65.16

WK 5 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 37.16 · bench 55.08 · left 12.50 on the bench

130.26

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 23.40 · bench 78.28 · started Dolphins D/ST (-1.08) · left 39.86 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.76

Took it in the teeth. by 28.50

WK 5 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Stefon Diggs 24.20 · bench 50.58 · started Greg Joseph (1.00) · left 16.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

112.50

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Leonard Fournette 35.90 · bench 50.94 · started Christian Kirk (2.10) · left 20.90 on the bench

122.36

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 9.86

WK 5 FINAL

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 27.20 · bench 23.34 · started T.J. Hockenson (1.60) · left 9.00 on the bench

96.80

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Josh Jacobs 30.30 · bench 127.52 · started Darren Waller (0.00) · left 59.32 on the bench

117.30

Beat him and made it look boring. by 20.50

Week 6

FINAL

WK 6 FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Joe Burrow 34.50 · bench 75.36 · left 32.28 on the bench

152.58

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 22.80 · bench 39.90 · started Jeff Wilson Jr. (0.50) · left 35.88 on the bench

96.52

Ambulance required. by 56.06

WK 6 FINAL

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Tyreek Hill 29.70 · bench 61.50 · left 14.20 on the bench

134.98

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 28.36 · bench 22.70 · started Devin Duvernay (2.40) · left 5.00 on the bench

110.76

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 24.22

WK 6 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Ja'Marr Chase 32.20 · bench 42.52 · started Garrett Wilson (1.80) · left 20.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

116.58

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Deon Jackson 28.10 · bench 26.40 · started Melvin Gordon III (0.80)

118.16

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 1.58

WK 6 FINAL

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Brandon Aiyuk 28.30 · bench 7.38 · started Jaguars D/ST (-2.68) · left 9.96 on the bench

91.92

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Stefon Diggs 30.80 · bench 23.70 · started J.K. Dobbins (1.50) · left 5.70 on the bench

117.92

Not close. Never close. by 26.00

WK 6 FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Alvin Kamara 18.40 · bench 57.40 · left 14.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

97.52

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Mark Andrews 23.60 · bench 22.20 · left 6.10 on the bench

110.58

Beat him and made it look boring. by 13.06

WK 6 FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Cooper Kupp 16.70 · bench 28.18 · started Kareem Hunt (1.20)

78.62

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Leonard Fournette 22.10 · bench 54.34 · started Elijah Moore (0.00) · left 22.66 on the bench

79.18

Decided by a garbage-time reception. Frame it, coward. by 0.56

Week 7

FINAL

WK 7 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Aaron Jones 28.60 · bench 6.60

136.02

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Joe Burrow 41.24 · bench 16.70 · started DK Metcalf (2.20) · left 13.50 on the bench

152.28

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 16.26

WK 7 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 28.92 · bench 38.20 · started Mark Andrews (0.40) · left 17.90 on the bench

106.56

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Kenneth Walker III 28.70 · bench 33.10

138.62

Took it in the teeth. by 32.06

WK 7 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Tyler Boyd 29.50 · bench 11.00 · left 5.00 on the bench

124.96

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Josh Jacobs 36.50 · bench 41.20

124.36

Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 0.60

WK 7 FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Cowboys D/ST 24.64 · bench 41.00 · left 7.14 on the bench

120.90

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Ezekiel Elliott 17.70 · bench 1.40

110.34

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 10.56

WK 7 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

DeAndre Hopkins 20.30 · bench 12.60 · started Nick Folk (2.00)

106.02

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Mike Williams 21.60 · bench 55.90 · started 49ers D/ST (-4.00) · left 10.50 on the bench

113.90

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 7.88

WK 7 FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Tee Higgins 14.30 · bench 51.60 · left 22.30 on the bench

85.46

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Ja'Marr Chase 33.00 · bench 28.30 · started Giants D/ST (1.08) · left 9.70 on the bench

111.02

Took it in the teeth. by 25.56

Week 8

FINAL

WK 8 FINAL

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Tyreek Hill 31.50 · bench 40.40 · started Courtland Sutton (2.30) · left 9.80 on the bench

127.36

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

DeAndre Hopkins 33.90 · bench 66.52 · left 5.12 on the bench

208.54

Somebody call his mother. by 81.18

WK 8 FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Alvin Kamara 42.80 · bench 79.40 · left 34.00 on the bench

154.66

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Kyle Pitts 19.00 · bench 33.82 · started Elijah Moore (0.00) · left 12.90 on the bench

88.32

Ambulance required. by 66.34

WK 8 FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Kyler Murray 26.64 · bench 81.48 · started Evan McPherson (0.00) · left 22.00 on the bench

108.82

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 40.26 · bench 43.58 · started Rex Burkhead (1.20) · left 15.50 on the bench

140.54

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 31.72

WK 8 FINAL

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 35.80 · bench 20.22 · started Chase Edmonds (1.40)

128.32

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

A.J. Brown 39.60 · bench 62.34 · started Derek Carr (1.94) · left 18.36 on the bench — a coaching loss

125.54

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 2.78

WK 8 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 28.40 · bench 36.60 · left 12.50 on the bench

123.76

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Dalvin Cook 25.10 · bench 69.60 · started George Pickens (0.00) · left 23.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

111.82

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 11.94

WK 8 FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

DK Metcalf 17.50 · bench 51.50 · left 13.30 on the bench

107.70

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Andy Dalton 17.16 · bench 40.60 · started Buccaneers D/ST (1.32) · left 22.70 on the bench

70.68

Took it in the teeth. by 37.02

Week 9

FINAL

WK 9 FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Patriots D/ST 27.36 · bench 0.00 · started Taysom Hill (1.12)

117.18

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Joe Mixon 55.10 · bench 18.10

163.32

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 46.14

WK 9 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 25.50 · bench 100.72 · left 45.64 on the bench

138.58

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Tom Brady 15.20 · bench 5.20

83.64

Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 54.94

WK 9 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Travis Etienne Jr. 26.60 · bench 17.90

135.44

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Austin Ekeler 24.10 · bench 32.90 · started Romeo Doubs (2.80) · left 10.70 on the bench

123.84

Beat him and made it look boring. by 11.60

WK 9 FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Davante Adams 36.60 · bench 34.10 · started Clyde Edwards-Helaire (2.90) · left 11.56 on the bench — a coaching loss

115.76

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Kenneth Walker III 27.90 · bench 36.90 · left 13.10 on the bench

118.12

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 2.36

WK 9 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 24.80 · bench 42.20 · started Devin Duvernay (1.50) · left 33.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

81.98

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Cooper Kupp 26.80 · bench 43.80 · started Tyler Higbee (0.00) · left 8.40 on the bench

105.02

Beat him and made it look boring. by 23.04

WK 9 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 36.14 · bench 36.40 · started Robert Woods (0.00) · left 16.00 on the bench

101.52

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 20.02 · bench 3.60 · started Logan Thomas (0.00)

83.42

Beat him and made it look boring. by 18.10

Week 10

FINAL

WK 10 FINAL

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

CeeDee Lamb 38.00 · bench 50.00

141.44

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Fields 39.38 · bench 40.50 · started A.J. Brown (1.70) · left 19.60 on the bench — a coaching loss

136.40

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.04

WK 10 FINAL

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Daniel Jones 18.28 · bench 28.10 · started Chase Edmonds (1.90) · left 18.00 on the bench

72.66

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Aaron Jones 23.60 · bench 54.02 · started Daniel Carlson (2.00)

136.90

Ambulance required. by 64.24

WK 10 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Saquon Barkley 23.00 · bench 26.58 · started Greg Dulcich (2.10)

131.80

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Stefon Diggs 24.80 · bench 61.18 · started Zach Ertz (2.20) · left 12.48 on the bench

109.86

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 21.94

WK 10 FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Josh Jacobs 22.60 · bench 35.30 · started Cooper Kupp (2.90) · left 13.02 on the bench

101.68

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 33.14 · bench 32.60 · left 12.60 on the bench

123.14

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 21.46

WK 10 FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Travis Kelce 20.10 · bench 23.00 · started Chase Claypool (1.80) · left 7.70 on the bench

94.84

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Christian Kirk 31.50 · bench 44.56 · started Clyde Edwards-Helaire (0.00) · left 16.90 on the bench

112.50

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 17.66

WK 10 FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Chris Godwin 19.10 · bench 70.00 · left 24.00 on the bench

111.92

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Dak Prescott 19.20 · bench 36.38 · started Jerry Jeudy (0.00) · left 17.40 on the bench

84.64

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.28

Week 11

FINAL

WK 11 FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Derrick Henry 25.36 · bench 30.78 · left 8.80 on the bench

156.26

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Brett Maher 22.00 · bench 65.90 · left 22.50 on the bench

111.82

Not close. Never close. by 44.44

WK 11 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Fields 22.62 · bench 46.64 · started Nick Folk (2.00) · left 17.08 on the bench

103.28

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Travis Kelce 35.50 · bench 17.70

140.50

Took it in the teeth. by 37.22

WK 11 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Tony Pollard 36.90 · bench 14.68 · started Broncos D/ST (-0.92) · left 10.80 on the bench

136.16

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Jimmy Garoppolo 25.42 · bench 14.50 · started Michael Carter (2.70)

134.10

Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 2.06

WK 11 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Joshua Palmer 30.60 · bench 33.20 · started Buccaneers D/ST (0.00) · left 8.40 on the bench

130.16

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Lamar Jackson 15.46 · bench 63.50 · started Kadarius Toney (0.00) · left 10.00 on the bench

75.34

Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 54.82

WK 11 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

George Kittle 24.40 · bench 55.56 · left 23.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

107.48

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Amari Cooper 31.30 · bench 20.30 · started Rondale Moore (-0.60) · left 16.00 on the bench

123.96

Beat him and made it look boring. by 16.48

WK 11 FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Davante Adams 33.10 · bench 18.28 · started Clyde Edwards-Helaire (0.90)

121.20

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 24.20 · bench 38.20 · started Graham Gano (0.00) · left 22.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

99.88

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 21.32

Week 12

FINAL

WK 12 FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Tee Higgins 24.40 · bench 42.14 · started Patriots D/ST (1.44) · left 7.26 on the bench

129.88

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Miles Sanders 31.00 · bench 24.80

151.00

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 21.12

WK 12 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Adam Thielen 21.10 · bench 49.10

120.16

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Chris Godwin 29.00 · bench 37.40

137.86

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 17.70

WK 12 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 29.34 · bench 48.22 · started Juwan Johnson (0.00) · left 5.50 on the bench

135.02

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 29.82 · bench 55.70 · left 27.70 on the bench — a coaching loss

131.82

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 3.20

WK 12 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 29.92 · bench 30.70

109.96

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Justin Herbert 28.76 · bench 70.60 · left 11.90 on the bench

124.76

Beat him and made it look boring. by 14.80

WK 12 FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Trevor Lawrence 26.94 · bench 29.82

111.24

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Josh Jacobs 48.30 · bench 72.72 · started Tyler Higbee (0.00) · left 17.02 on the bench

122.42

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 11.18

WK 12 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Stefon Diggs 21.70 · bench 66.70 · started Travis Etienne Jr. (0.30) · left 29.00 on the bench — a coaching loss

113.76

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Lamar Jackson 23.06 · bench 19.04

121.86

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.10

Week 13

FINAL

WK 13 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 36.40 · bench 23.30

173.60

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 28.60 · bench 67.52 · started Falcons D/ST (-1.00) · left 24.60 on the bench

107.00

Ambulance required. by 66.60

WK 13 FINAL

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Samaje Perine 21.50 · bench 28.30 · started Lamar Jackson (1.34) · left 9.00 on the bench

110.64

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Davante Adams 37.70 · bench 48.74 · started Tyler Conklin (2.90)

151.46

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 40.82

WK 13 FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Tyler Lockett 27.80 · bench 35.14 · left 8.40 on the bench

126.04

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

A.J. Brown 31.90 · bench 35.90

124.68

That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.36

WK 13 FINAL

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Tyreek Hill 29.60 · bench 69.30 · started Dawson Knox (0.00) · left 30.80 on the bench

121.80

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 19.82 · bench 17.60

88.92

Not close. Never close. by 32.88

WK 13 FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Browns D/ST 36.44 · bench 73.40 · left 29.80 on the bench

107.88

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Tony Pollard 24.60 · bench 42.50 · started Jaylen Waddle (1.90) · left 31.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.54

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 6.34

WK 13 FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Joe Burrow 30.04 · bench 36.60 · started Jameson Williams (0.00) · left 21.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

105.06

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Terry McLaurin 24.50 · bench 46.80 · started Vikings D/ST (0.00) · left 6.80 on the bench

106.72

Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 1.66

Week 14

FINAL

WK 14 FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Jerry Jeudy 33.30 · bench 102.84 · started Tee Higgins (0.00) · left 31.70 on the bench

142.60

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Geno Smith 20.56 · bench 16.36

107.24

Not close. Never close. by 35.36

WK 14 FINAL

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 33.30 · bench 3.46 · started Dolphins D/ST (1.00)

136.60

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Keenan Allen 21.20 · bench 16.96 · started Seahawks D/ST (1.00) · left 12.06 on the bench

86.32

Ambulance required. by 50.28

WK 14 FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 21.78 · bench 25.40 · started Buccaneers D/ST (-2.16)

79.92

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Miles Sanders 28.50 · bench 39.80

134.42

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 54.50

WK 14 FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Evan Engram 39.20 · bench 54.80 · left 11.60 on the bench

122.78

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Tyreek Hill 24.10 · bench 15.30 · started Noah Fant (0.00) · left 14.10 on the bench

103.84

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.94

WK 14 FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Zay Jones 21.70 · bench 5.06

113.98

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 30.38 · bench 33.90 · started Graham Gano (2.00) · left 8.00 on the bench

122.56

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.58

WK 14 FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Trevor Lawrence 35.42 · bench 69.36 · started Corey Davis (2.50) · left 36.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

97.98

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Mike Williams 23.60 · bench 32.72 · left 6.10 on the bench

107.46

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.48

Playoffs · Week 15

FINAL

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Trevor Lawrence 28.82 · bench 71.92 · started Cowboys D/ST (1.64) · left 43.88 on the bench

104.16

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 30.30 · bench 60.94 · left 8.40 on the bench

155.52

Got mounted in front of the whole league. by 51.36

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 34.74 · bench 48.50 · started Jonathan Taylor (2.30) · left 13.50 on the bench

96.36

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

Rhamondre Stevenson 24.80 · bench 71.34 · left 25.70 on the bench

133.70

Took it in the teeth. by 37.34

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 37.86 · bench 54.54 · started Panthers D/ST (1.00) · left 14.24 on the bench

184.26

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Keenan Allen 16.60 · bench 36.72 · started Seahawks D/ST (0.00) · left 15.00 on the bench

79.78

Somebody call his mother. by 104.48

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Geno Smith 15.32 · bench 27.40 · started Bills D/ST (-1.00) · left 12.30 on the bench

81.72

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 36.70 · bench 38.06

152.44

Ambulance required. by 70.72

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Jaylen Waddle 20.40 · bench 65.50 · started Robbie Gould (2.00) · left 6.88 on the bench

111.98

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Derrick Henry 26.30 · bench 89.30 · left 37.84 on the bench

120.56

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 8.58

WK 15BYE

BRICK CITY

—

Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

WK 15BYE

Austin Soured?

—

Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

Playoffs · Week 16

FINAL

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Cam Akers 34.70 · bench 28.70

142.06

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

CeeDee Lamb 34.00 · bench 57.10 · started Juwan Johnson (1.90) · left 18.70 on the bench

111.86

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 30.20

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Alvin Kamara 19.00 · bench 110.20 · left 35.96 on the bench

100.42

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

Justin Jefferson 31.30 · bench 58.70 · started Nick Folk (0.00) · left 24.14 on the bench

137.16

Took it in the teeth. by 36.74

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 23.76 · bench 24.20 · started Jonathan Taylor (0.00) · left 10.60 on the bench

74.44

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Leonard Fournette 25.20 · bench 60.16 · left 13.60 on the bench

108.64

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 34.20

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Jaylen Waddle 25.30 · bench 41.02 · started DeAndre Hopkins (1.40) · left 15.18 on the bench

109.84

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

T.J. Hockenson 35.90 · bench 63.98 · left 12.30 on the bench

146.56

Not close. Never close. by 36.72

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Saquon Barkley 27.30 · bench 42.76 · left 11.40 on the bench

132.96

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Dak Prescott 29.98 · bench 67.40 · started Broncos D/ST (-4.00) · left 23.24 on the bench — a coaching loss

123.48

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.48

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Jakobi Meyers 20.30 · bench 46.50 · left 31.10 on the bench

87.04

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

DeVonta Smith 31.30 · bench 50.54 · started Zay Jones (2.10) · left 23.60 on the bench

130.78

Took it in the teeth. by 43.74

Playoffs · Week 17

FINAL

WK 17 Playoffs FINAL

Austin Soured? Will Mason ·

Austin Ekeler 32.10 · bench 30.10 · started Joe Burrow (0.00) · left 9.40 on the bench

90.28

GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D Michael Muralles ·

A.J. Brown 19.70 · bench 64.24 · started Gabe Davis (0.00) · left 28.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

85.34

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 4.94

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 27.52 · bench 45.90 · started Jonathan Taylor (0.00) · left 24.50 on the bench

75.72

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Davante Adams 34.30 · bench 63.04 · left 44.16 on the bench

115.94

Took it in the teeth. by 40.22

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Amari Cooper 25.50 · bench 119.14 · started 49ers D/ST (-3.00) · left 41.12 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.06

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

CeeDee Lamb 21.00 · bench 80.50 · left 10.80 on the bench

110.26

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.20

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Mike Evans 48.70 · bench 34.20 · started Bills D/ST (0.00) · left 16.30 on the bench

132.52

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

D'Andre Swift 27.70 · bench 35.60 · started Stefon Diggs (0.00)

105.46

Took it in the teeth. by 27.06

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 31.30 · bench 53.60 · started Tee Higgins (0.00) · left 30.52 on the bench

108.56

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Seahawks D/ST 17.32 · bench 57.80 · started Joe Mixon (0.00) · left 36.70 on the bench — a coaching loss

74.78

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 33.78

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

DJ Moore 23.70 · bench 40.80 · started Ja'Marr Chase (0.00) · left 21.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

74.46

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

DeVonta Smith 20.50 · bench 32.20 · started Josh Allen (0.00) · left 10.00 on the bench

90.60

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.14

Draft report card

PPR · 189/192 picks matched to FantasyPros season points

Draft value = sum of each drafted player's full-season fantasy points (FantasyPros, league scoring), regardless of whether the team kept him. ECR = FantasyPros preseason overall expert consensus rank; delta = pick number minus ECR (negative = reach, positive = value).

#	Team	Season pts drafted	Best pick	Early-round bust	Reaches	Steals
1	Fountain Hills Falcons	2,968.14	Christian McCaffrey #2 · 356.36 · pos #2	Brandin Cooks #47 · 145.60 · pos #49	5	1
2	Sucio Squad	2,802.66	Josh Allen #32 · 412.24 · pos #2	Ezekiel Elliott #41 · 185.80 · pos #22	3	0
3	Austin Soured?	2,780.98	Austin Ekeler #4 · 372.70 · pos #1	Allen Robinson #45 · 84.90 · pos #83	4	2
4	Team Billy	2,770.02	Jalen Hurts #78 · 384.04 · pos #3	DJ Moore #30 · 199.10 · pos #24	2	2
5	Proud Member of Tuanon	2,675.90	Stefon Diggs #12 · 321.20 · pos #4	D'Andre Swift #13 · 191.10 · pos #21	1	0
6	Night at The Museum	2,651.92	Josh Jacobs #46 · 328.30 · pos #3	Deebo Samuel #22 · 168.40 · pos #38	3	0
7	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	2,636.92	Davante Adams #9 · 335.50 · pos #3	Kyle Pitts #33 · 75.60 · pos #33	1	0
8	BRICK CITY	2,589.12	Nick Chubb #35 · 281.40 · pos #6	Mike Williams #38 · 176.50 · pos #32	1	0
9	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	2,540.62	Justin Jefferson #5 · 368.66 · pos #1	Gabe Davis #44 · 171.60 · pos #36	4	0
10	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	2,535.88	Patrick Mahomes #24 · 429.40 · pos #1	Jonathan Taylor #1 · 146.40 · pos #33	2	1
11	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	2,440.36	Tyreek Hill #15 · 347.20 · pos #2	Courtland Sutton #39 · 159.40 · pos #43	2	0
12	Wheat and Barley	2,350.34	Derrick Henry #7 · 302.76 · pos #4	Javonte Williams #18 · 42.00 · pos #82	3	0

Late-round gems (after pick 60)

Jalen Hurts #78 by Team Billy · 384.04 pts · pos #3

Joe Burrow #100 by Austin Soured? · 368.98 pts · pos #4

Justin Fields #192 by THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED · 306.98 pts · pos #6

Kirk Cousins #143 by Fountain Hills Falcons · 305.58 pts · pos #7

Trevor Lawrence #153 by WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! · 303.62 pts · pos #8

Biggest reaches vs consensus

Gabe Davis #44 by GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D · consensus #70 (-26) · 171.60 pts

Christian Kirk #64 by WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! · consensus #89 (-25) · 241.90 pts

Patrick Mahomes #24 by THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED · consensus #47 (-23) · 429.40 pts

Devin Singletary #67 by Team Billy · consensus #87 (-20) · 178.20 pts

Cam Akers #31 by Wheat and Barley · consensus #49 (-18) · 141.30 pts

Draft

16 rounds · 192 picks

Round 1

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
1	Jonathan Taylor	RB	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
2	Christian McCaffrey	RB	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
3	Cooper Kupp	WR	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
4	Austin Ekeler	RB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
5	Justin Jefferson	WR	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
6	Ja'Marr Chase	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
7	Derrick Henry	RB	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
8	Dalvin Cook	RB	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
9	Davante Adams	WR	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
10	Joe Mixon	RB	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
11	Najee Harris	RB	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
12	Stefon Diggs	WR	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 2

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
13	D'Andre Swift	RB	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
14	Alvin Kamara	RB	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
15	Tyreek Hill	WR	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
16	Leonard Fournette	RB	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
17	Aaron Jones	RB	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
18	Javonte Williams	RB	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
19	Saquon Barkley	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
20	James Conner	RB	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
21	Travis Kelce	TE	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
22	Deebo Samuel	WR	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
23	CeeDee Lamb	WR	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
24	Patrick Mahomes	QB	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Round 3

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
25	Mark Andrews	TE	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
26	Keenan Allen	WR	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
27	Mike Evans	WR	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
28	Michael Pittman Jr.	WR	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
29	A.J. Brown	WR	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
30	DJ Moore	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
31	Cam Akers	RB	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
32	Josh Allen	QB	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
33	Kyle Pitts	TE	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
34	Tee Higgins	WR	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
35	Nick Chubb	RB	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
36	Jaylen Waddle	WR	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 4

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
37	Travis Etienne Jr.	RB	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
38	Mike Williams	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
39	Courtland Sutton	WR	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
40	David Montgomery	RB	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
41	Ezekiel Elliott	RB	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
42	Terry McLaurin	WR	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
43	Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
44	Gabe Davis	WR	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
45	Allen Robinson	WR	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
46	Josh Jacobs	RB	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
47	Brandin Cooks	WR	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
48	Diontae Johnson	WR	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Round 5

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
49	Marquise Brown	WR	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
50	Breece Hall	RB	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
51	Darren Waller	TE	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
52	DK Metcalf	WR	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
53	Dameon Pierce	RB	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
54	Elijah Mitchell	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
55	Jerry Jeudy	WR	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
56	George Kittle	TE	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
57	Clyde Edwards-Helaire	RB	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
58	Justin Herbert	QB	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
59	Darnell Mooney	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
60	Chris Godwin	WR	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 6

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
61	J.K. Dobbins	RB	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
62	Rashod Bateman	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
63	Chase Edmonds	RB	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
64	Christian Kirk	WR	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
65	Michael Thomas	WR	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
66	Lamar Jackson	QB	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
67	Devin Singletary	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
68	Dalton Schultz	TE	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
69	Miles Sanders	RB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
70	Kareem Hunt	RB	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
71	JuJu Smith-Schuster	WR	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
72	Antonio Gibson	RB	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Round 7

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
73	Adam Thielen	WR	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
74	Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
75	Kyler Murray	QB	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
76	AJ Dillon	RB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
77	Cordarrelle Patterson	RB	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
78	Jalen Hurts	QB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
79	T.J. Hockenson	TE	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
80	DeVonta Smith	WR	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
81	Elijah Moore	WR	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
82	Damien Harris	RB	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
83	Drake London	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
84	DeAndre Hopkins	WR	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 8

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
85	Tony Pollard	RB	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
86	Amari Cooper	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
87	Rashaad Penny	RB	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
88	Aaron Rodgers	QB	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
89	Brandon Aiyuk	WR	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
90	Dallas Goedert	TE	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
91	Allen Lazard	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
92	Russell Wilson	QB	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
93	James Robinson	RB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
94	Bills D/ST	D/ST	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
95	Hunter Renfrow	WR	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
96	Robert Woods	WR	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Round 9

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
97	James Cook	RB	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
98	Dak Prescott	QB	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
99	Tyler Lockett	WR	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
100	Joe Burrow	QB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
101	Treylon Burks	WR	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
102	Cole Kmet	TE	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
103	Melvin Gordon	RB	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
104	Tyler Boyd	WR	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
105	Nyheim Hines	RB	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
106	Dawson Knox	TE	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
107	Tom Brady	QB	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
108	Zach Ertz	TE	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 10

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
109	Matthew Stafford	QB	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
110	Pat Freiermuth	TE	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
111	Kenneth Walker III	RB	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
112	Marquez Valdes-Scantling	WR	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
113	Alexander Mattison	RB	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
114	Kadarius Toney	WR	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
115	Darrell Henderson Jr.	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
116	Chris Olave	WR	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
117	Chase Claypool	WR	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
118	Michael Carter	RB	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
119	Jahan Dotson	WR	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
120	Justin Tucker	K	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Round 11

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
121	Buccaneers D/ST	D/ST	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
122	D'Onta Foreman	RB	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
123	Jakobi Meyers	WR	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
124	Trey Lance	QB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
125	Skyy Moore	WR	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
126	Garrett Wilson	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
127	Russell Gage	WR	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
128	George Pickens	WR	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
129	Mike Gesicki	TE	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
130	Nico Collins	WR	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
131	Michael Gallup	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
132	Tua Tagovailoa	QB	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 12

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
133	Jarvis Landry	WR	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
134	Raheem Mostert	RB	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
135	Brian Robinson Jr.	RB	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
136	Rachaad White	RB	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
137	J.D. McKissic	RB	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
138	Kenneth Gainwell	RB	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
139	Derek Carr	QB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
140	Tyler Allgeier	RB	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
141	Khalil Herbert	RB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
142	Jamaal Williams	RB	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
143	Kirk Cousins	QB	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
144	Marvin Jones	WR	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Round 13

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
145	Julio Jones	WR	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
146	David Njoku	TE	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
147	Evan McPherson	K	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
148	Isiah Pacheco	RB	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
149	Chuba Hubbard	RB	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
150	Ravens D/ST	D/ST	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
151	Robby Anderson	WR	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
152	Daniel Carlson	K	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
153	Trevor Lawrence	QB	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
154	DJ Chark Jr.	WR	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
155	DeVante Parker	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
156	Hunter Henry	TE	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 14

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
157	Isaiah McKenzie	WR	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
158	49ers D/ST	D/ST	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
159	Tyler Bass	K	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
160	Mecole Hardman	WR	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
161	Packers D/ST	D/ST	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
162	Brandon McManus	K	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
163	Irv Smith Jr.	TE	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
164	Jalen Tolbert	WR	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
165	Romeo Doubs	WR	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
166	Tyler Higbee	TE	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
167	Dolphins D/ST	D/ST	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
168	Joshua Palmer	WR	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Round 15

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
169	Mark Ingram	RB	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield
170	Jerick McKinnon	RB	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
171	Sony Michel	RB	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
172	Colts D/ST	D/ST	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
173	Harrison Butker	K	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
174	Saints D/ST	D/ST	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
175	Curtis Samuel	WR	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
176	Robert Tonyan	TE	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
177	Matt Gay	K	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
178	Jameson Williams	WR	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
179	Nick Folk	K	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
180	Rams D/ST	D/ST	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano

Round 16

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
181	Greg Joseph	K	Proud Member of Tuanon	Bryan Provenzano
182	Rondale Moore	WR	BRICK CITY	Chris Fiata
183	Eagles D/ST	D/ST	PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD	Andrew Sharpe
184	Cowboys D/ST	D/ST	WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?!	Jason Moyer
185	Steelers D/ST	D/ST	Sucio Squad	Jose Velez Capin
186	Panthers D/ST	D/ST	Wheat and Barley	Conner Mitchell
187	Matt Prater	K	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
188	Bengals D/ST	D/ST	GEORGE WASHINGT CAN S*** MY D	Michael Muralles
189	Ryan Succop	K	Austin Soured?	Will Mason
190	Van Jefferson	WR	Night at The Museum	David Bruce
191	Younghoe Koo	K	Fountain Hills Falcons	Logan Gamer
192	Justin Fields	QB	THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED	Josh Stubblefield

Consolation ladder (12 games) — excluded from every record and career line. Click if you must.

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

Josh Allen 37.86 · bench 54.54 · started Panthers D/ST (1.00) · left 14.24 on the bench

184.26

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Keenan Allen 16.60 · bench 36.72 · started Seahawks D/ST (0.00) · left 15.00 on the bench

79.78

Somebody call his mother. by 104.48

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Geno Smith 15.32 · bench 27.40 · started Bills D/ST (-1.00) · left 12.30 on the bench

81.72

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Jalen Hurts 36.70 · bench 38.06

152.44

Ambulance required. by 70.72

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Jaylen Waddle 20.40 · bench 65.50 · started Robbie Gould (2.00) · left 6.88 on the bench

111.98

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Derrick Henry 26.30 · bench 89.30 · left 37.84 on the bench

120.56

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 8.58

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 23.76 · bench 24.20 · started Jonathan Taylor (0.00) · left 10.60 on the bench

74.44

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Leonard Fournette 25.20 · bench 60.16 · left 13.60 on the bench

108.64

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 34.20

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

Jaylen Waddle 25.30 · bench 41.02 · started DeAndre Hopkins (1.40) · left 15.18 on the bench

109.84

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

T.J. Hockenson 35.90 · bench 63.98 · left 12.30 on the bench

146.56

Not close. Never close. by 36.72

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Saquon Barkley 27.30 · bench 42.76 · left 11.40 on the bench

132.96

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Dak Prescott 29.98 · bench 67.40 · started Broncos D/ST (-4.00) · left 23.24 on the bench — a coaching loss

123.48

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.48

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Jakobi Meyers 20.30 · bench 46.50 · left 31.10 on the bench

87.04

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

DeVonta Smith 31.30 · bench 50.54 · started Zay Jones (2.10) · left 23.60 on the bench

130.78

Took it in the teeth. by 43.74

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

THE CONDOR HAS BEEN CLIPPED Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 27.52 · bench 45.90 · started Jonathan Taylor (0.00) · left 24.50 on the bench

75.72

WHO THE **CK IS BIG RED?! Jason Moyer ·

Davante Adams 34.30 · bench 63.04 · left 44.16 on the bench

115.94

Took it in the teeth. by 40.22

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

BRICK CITY Chris Fiata ·

Amari Cooper 25.50 · bench 119.14 · started 49ers D/ST (-3.00) · left 41.12 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.06

PEAK AT DEEZ NUTZ VALLEY LAD Andrew Sharpe ·

CeeDee Lamb 21.00 · bench 80.50 · left 10.80 on the bench

110.26

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 9.20

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Night at The Museum David Bruce ·

Mike Evans 48.70 · bench 34.20 · started Bills D/ST (0.00) · left 16.30 on the bench

132.52

Proud Member of Tuanon Bryan Provenzano ·

D'Andre Swift 27.70 · bench 35.60 · started Stefon Diggs (0.00)

105.46

Took it in the teeth. by 27.06

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Fountain Hills Falcons Logan Gamer ·

Christian McCaffrey 31.30 · bench 53.60 · started Tee Higgins (0.00) · left 30.52 on the bench

108.56

Wheat and Barley Conner Mitchell ·

Seahawks D/ST 17.32 · bench 57.80 · started Joe Mixon (0.00) · left 36.70 on the bench — a coaching loss

74.78

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 33.78

WK 17 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

DJ Moore 23.70 · bench 40.80 · started Ja'Marr Chase (0.00) · left 21.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

74.46

Sucio Squad Jose Velez Capin ·

DeVonta Smith 20.50 · bench 32.20 · started Josh Allen (0.00) · left 10.00 on the bench

90.60

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.14

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