Regular season
75–75
.500 · 150 games · 11 seasons
Points per game
122.48
PF 18,371.30 · PA 18,077.31
Playoffs
9–6
7 appearance(s): 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2023, 2024, 2025
Hardware
1title
2023 · runner-up 2018, 2020
Season by season
week high / low: 208.54 / 64.28| Year | Team | W | L | T | PF | PA | Reg rk | Seed | Final | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nkfranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 2 | — | In progress |
| 2025 | So Youre Saying Theres Achanefranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,786.00 | 1,781.53 | 5 | 5 | 4 | Playoffs |
| 2024 | New Boot Goffinfranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,791.32 | 1,724.02 | 6 | 6 | 4 | Playoffs |
| 2023 | Give Me A Chubbfranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
8 | 6 | 0 | 1,711.08 | 1,637.36 | 5 | 5 | 1 | Champion |
| 2022 | Proud Member of Tuanonfranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
6 | 8 | 0 | 1,730.74 | 1,598.58 | 9 | 9 | 12 | Last place |
| 2021 |  Screw You Kirkfranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
5 | 9 | 0 | 1,684.46 | 1,749.62 | 10 | 10 | 10 | missed |
| 2020 | The GOAT Housefranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1,549.24 | 1,498.32 | 2 | 2 | 2 | Runner-up |
| 2019 | The GOAT Housefranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,669.48 | 1,586.38 | 3 | 3 | 3 | Playoffs |
| 2018 | The GOAT Housefranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,629.54 | 1,507.36 | 5 | 5 | 2 | Runner-up |
| 2017 | The GOAT Housefranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,519.12 | 1,522.98 | 5 | 5 | 5 | Playoffs |
| 2016 |  The GOAT Housefranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
3 | 11 | 0 | 1,651.84 | 1,845.14 | 11 | 11 | 8 | missed |
| 2015 | The GOAT Housefranchise: ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk |
6 | 8 | 0 | 1,648.48 | 1,626.02 | 9 | 9 | 7 | missed |
Rivals
Tale of the Tape →vs Andrew Sharpe
10–10
All-time: 10–10. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
20 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Conner Mitchell
8–10
All-time: 8–10. Conner Mitchell leads, barely. Bryan Provenzano tells it differently in the group chat.
18 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Logan Gamer
9–9
All-time: 9–9. Dead even. Two idiots holding the same rope.
18 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Chris Fiata
8–7
All-time: 8–7. Bryan Provenzano leads, barely. Chris Fiata tells it differently in the group chat.
15 games · regular season + playoffs
vs David Bruce
7–8
All-time: 7–8. David Bruce leads, barely. Bryan Provenzano tells it differently in the group chat.
15 games · regular season + playoffs
vs Josh Stubblefield
7–6
All-time: 7–6. Bryan Provenzano leads, barely. Josh Stubblefield tells it differently in the group chat.
13 games · regular season + playoffs