LOSGL · The Vault · Est. 2015
League of Sharpe Gets Last
A hall of fame for 12 seasons of poor decisions, 2015–2026. Records are sacred. People are not.
Last published Monday Sep 14, 1:14 p.m. ET. If your score looks wrong, wait. If it still looks wrong, you probably just sucked.
Reigning champion · 2025
Tiddy Boy LaCroix
2025 Champion. The rest of you paid for this man's ego.
Dead last:
TMac and Me — the Sharpe inheritance. Verified: bracket+rank.
Week 1 is live. Standings post when the numbers stop moving.
This week's wreckage
Week 1
Free Beer at the Strib Club
Will Mason · Jahmyr Gibbs 38.35 · bench 44.50
187.16proj 187.16
Skeeze Machines
Cory Hyatt · Josh Allen 41.41 · bench 46.15 · started Kyle Pitts Sr. (0.00)
147.18proj 147.18
Hugh G Rexxion
Conner Mitchell · Bijan Robinson 33.55 · bench 74.05 · started Rashid Shaheed (1.40)
139.46proj 139.46
NFCDEEZNUTZZ
Ian Spencer · Amon-Ra St. Brown 29.70 · bench 96.14 · started Harrison Butker (0.00)
123.10proj 131.61
ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk
Bryan Provenzano · Chris Olave 30.95 · bench 26.45 · started Harrison Mevis (1.00)
120.24proj 120.24
Sharpe is #1
David Bruce · Ashton Jeanty 35.95 · bench 78.22 · started Travis Kelce (0.00)
126.81proj 144.74
Tiddy Boy LaCroix
Logan Gamer · Jaxon Smith-Njigba 28.45 · bench 32.55 · started Titans D/ST (-1.20)
83.32proj 96.43
Tu Puka Madre
Jose Velez Capin · Zay Flowers 29.25 · bench 30.55 · started Chargers D/ST (0.00)
117.62proj 117.62
Team Billy
Pierce Freeman · Jonathan Taylor 26.85 · bench 52.05 · started Kenneth Walker III (0.00)
105.97proj 122.12
World Of WarKraft
Andrew Sharpe · Caleb Williams 41.51 · bench 44.70 · started Texans D/ST (-3.00)
108.71proj 108.71
Diggs Spears Bass
Jason Moyer · Trey McBride 26.00 · bench 31.85 · started Rashee Rice (0.00)
114.51proj 129.86
Single-week high
239.32
The night the scoring gods were drunk.
2023 wk 3 · vs AMARI COOPER ON MY BENCH (145.46) · Regular season + playoffs, single week
Biggest margin
132.40
This was not sport. This was a mugging.
2020 wk 8 · vs The GOAT House (68.36) · Regular season + playoffs, single week
Closest game
0.10
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk.
2018 wk 10 · vs FUCK hanuKKKah (144.54) · Regular season + playoffs, single week, ties excluded
Single-week low
38.52
A historical act of cowardice.
2019 wk 7 · vs MikeShit Himself4xSRyear (88.20) · Regular season + playoffs, single week
Most championships · shared
2titles
2 of you share this. Nobody gets to be smug.
Conner Mitchell: 2017, 2018 · Will Mason: 2019, 2022
No 2026 edition yet. The commissioner's power rankings drop every Tuesday morning after the week's games. Last season's editions are archived in
2025.
Coverage
- Data as of Monday Sep 14, 12:44 p.m. ET. Published Monday Sep 14, 1:14 p.m. ET.
Secretary of War
Josh Stubblefield · Justin Jefferson 32.45 · bench 82.30