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The Ledger · League of Sharpe gets Last

2019

FINAL 12 teams · 13 regular-season weeks · 6 playoff spots · source espn-live · imported Monday Sep 14, 12:44 p.m. ET
Champion
ANAL LYTICS
Will Mason
2019 Champion. The rest of you paid for this man's ego.
Verified by bracket+rank · beat LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the final
Dead last
Team Billy
Pierce Freeman
2019 Dead last. League namesake energy. We keep the lights on for this.
ESPN final rank 12 of 12

Standings

Regular season
#TeamWLT PFPA All-playTrendPPGStreakFinal
1 ANAL LYTICS Champion Will Mason 1030 1,846.421,486.90 104-39 142.03W31
2 LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles 1030 1,578.441,564.20 85-58 121.42W52
3 The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano 850 1,669.481,586.38 87-56 128.42L13
4 Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield 850 1,562.661,473.32 77-66 120.20L55
5 Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell 760 1,529.301,459.70 75-68 117.64W24
6 The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe 670 1,675.621,571.60 86-57 128.89L16
7 Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer 670 1,482.601,547.32 59-84 114.05L37
8 MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce 670 1,421.921,586.00 54-89 109.38W18
9 JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata 580 1,501.861,572.70 60-83 115.53W110
10 The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin 580 1,483.081,604.54 58-85 114.08L19
11 Team Billy Last place Pierce Freeman 490 1,392.041,631.52 58-85 107.08W112
12 Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer 3100 1,381.021,440.26 55-88 106.23L211

PF = points scored, not personality. PA = points allowed, also known as “schedule luck for people who cannot shut up”. All-play = your record if you played everyone every week. Rank = regular season (W%, then PF). Final = ESPN's rank after the playoffs.

Playoffs

Winners bracket

Week 14 · byes: ANAL LYTICS, LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WK 14 Playoffs FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Zach Ertz 30.10 · bench 38.34
154.12
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Austin Ekeler 31.30 · bench 104.02 · started Mark Andrews (2.40)
127.52
Took it in the teeth. by 26.60
WK 14 Playoffs FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Joe Mixon 27.60 · bench 58.22 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00)
90.52
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Derrick Henry 23.90 · bench 61.80 · started Ryan Griffin (1.80)
118.48
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.96

Week 15

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 37.08 · bench 81.62
176.30
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Kyler Murray 16.36 · bench 65.86
81.76
This was not sport. This was a mugging. by 94.54
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Nick Chubb 23.80 · bench 72.30
135.02
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 37.50 · bench 61.52
118.98
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.04

Week 16 · Championship

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 29.82 · bench 29.44 · started Tyler Lockett (2.20)
118.90
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Davante Adams 22.60 · bench 73.22 · started Seahawks D/ST (1.92)
100.46
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.44

Week by week

Week 1

FINAL
WK 1 FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 35.56 · bench 24.50
189.92
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Austin Ekeler 39.40 · bench 51.94 · started Browns D/ST (1.72)
114.52
Ambulance required. by 75.40
WK 1 FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Amari Cooper 22.60 · bench 89.26
123.82
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 35.40 · bench 80.20
149.40
Not close. Never close. by 25.58
WK 1 FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Patrick Mahomes 29.32 · bench 73.94 · started Eagles D/ST (1.84)
138.76
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Deshaun Watson 30.72 · bench 34.46
96.36
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 42.40
WK 1 FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Marlon Mack 25.40 · bench 61.64
137.72
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Drew Brees 22.80 · bench 35.60
119.50
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 18.22
WK 1 FINAL
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Derrick Henry 28.90 · bench 89.80 · started Chargers D/ST (1.00)
131.32
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · DeAndre Hopkins 31.10 · bench 94.32 · started Matt Bryant (0.00)
107.20
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 24.12
WK 1 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Carson Wentz 27.02 · bench 74.14 · started Broncos D/ST (-1.00)
108.40
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 42.90 · bench 73.32
110.14
Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 1.74

Week 2

FINAL
WK 2 FINAL
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Chris Godwin 26.10 · bench 46.30
168.84
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 27.66 · bench 102.06 · started Bengals D/ST (-8.00)
83.26
Somebody call his mother. by 85.58
WK 2 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Patriots D/ST 35.36 · bench 73.06 · started T.J. Hockenson (1.70)
121.36
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 30.88 · bench 53.70
161.28
Took it in the teeth. by 39.92
WK 2 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Tyler Boyd 22.20 · bench 52.00
86.10
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Julio Jones 27.60 · bench 78.34 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00)
132.36
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 46.26
WK 2 FINAL
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Calvin Ridley 24.50 · bench 70.16 · started David Njoku (0.00)
109.26
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Saquon Barkley 22.50 · bench 37.12
110.38
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.12
WK 2 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Carson Wentz 17.54 · bench 44.30 · started Matt Prater (0.00)
99.70
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Vance McDonald 22.80 · bench 44.30
108.24
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 8.54
WK 2 FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Aaron Jones 25.00 · bench 28.48 · started Dede Westbrook (1.30)
103.06
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 18.90 · bench 62.76 · started Drew Brees (-0.48)
76.88
Took it in the teeth. by 26.18

Week 3

FINAL
WK 3 FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Keenan Allen 43.60 · bench 67.20
207.08
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Amari Cooper 26.80 · bench 59.10 · started Jared Cook (1.70)
114.26
Somebody call his mother. by 92.82
WK 3 FINAL
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Phillip Lindsay 29.00 · bench 46.10
121.86
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Alvin Kamara 37.10 · bench 73.30 · started Falcons D/ST (0.40)
146.56
Beat him and made it look boring. by 24.70
WK 3 FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Patrick Mahomes 29.86 · bench 82.12
142.42
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Mark Ingram II 35.50 · bench 53.70 · started Vance McDonald (2.00)
122.46
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.96
WK 3 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 27.80 · bench 65.44
123.16
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Deshaun Watson 27.84 · bench 44.86
118.56
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 4.60
WK 3 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Russell Wilson 43.34 · bench 64.72 · started Cairo Santos (1.00)
122.60
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Cooper Kupp 33.10 · bench 53.00
115.12
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 7.48
WK 3 FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 22.54 · bench 73.50 · started Ka'imi Fairbairn (2.00)
89.86
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Mike Evans 45.00 · bench 63.50 · started Calvin Ridley (1.60)
119.12
Not close. Never close. by 29.26

Week 4

FINAL
WK 4 FINAL
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Chris Godwin 41.20 · bench 37.28 · started Packers D/ST (-1.00)
190.58
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Jordan Howard 32.50 · bench 18.48
127.04
Ambulance required. by 63.54
WK 4 FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Nick Chubb 39.30 · bench 19.80
156.58
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 33.90 · bench 49.48 · started Zane Gonzalez (2.00)
119.40
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 37.18
WK 4 FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Wayne Gallman 27.80 · bench 23.72
133.04
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Carson Wentz 19.70 · bench 29.80 · started Greg Olsen (2.50)
111.88
Beat him and made it look boring. by 21.16
WK 4 FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · James Conner 26.50 · bench 32.40
130.02
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 18.50 · bench 30.20
105.46
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 24.56
WK 4 FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 24.48 · bench 42.40 · started Ravens D/ST (-5.44)
99.64
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Kenny Golladay 23.70 · bench 73.50 · started Delanie Walker (1.40)
113.64
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 14.00
WK 4 FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Matt Ryan 17.68 · bench 40.90 · started Damien Williams (0.00)
68.68
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Patriots D/ST 25.00 · bench 69.44
105.70
Took it in the teeth. by 37.02

Week 5

FINAL
WK 5 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 47.70 · bench 67.06 · started LeSean McCoy (2.30)
169.48
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 41.20 · bench 60.16
181.28
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 11.80
WK 5 FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Amari Cooper 39.60 · bench 28.96 · started Rams D/ST (0.64)
153.54
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Chris Godwin 31.50 · bench 7.70
180.38
Took it in the teeth. by 26.84
WK 5 FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Marlon Mack 17.80 · bench 29.10 · started Marquez Valdes-Scantling (2.80)
86.64
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Aaron Jones 49.20 · bench 23.40 · started Wayne Gallman (1.40)
162.32
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 75.68
WK 5 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Russell Wilson 29.92 · bench 60.92
147.68
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Chris Carson 19.30 · bench 85.02 · started Emmanuel Sanders (1.90)
82.86
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 64.82
WK 5 FINAL
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Calvin Ridley 19.80 · bench 56.04 · started Mike Evans (0.00)
81.82
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Dalvin Cook 25.80 · bench 99.20 · started Joey Slye (2.00)
101.12
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.30
WK 5 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Julian Edelman 25.00 · bench 59.80 · started Seahawks D/ST (-1.00)
90.88
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Patrick Mahomes 20.54 · bench 87.52
100.92
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 10.04

Week 6

FINAL
WK 6 FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 30.64 · bench 50.90
119.66
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · James Conner 30.90 · bench 66.06
166.94
Took it in the teeth. by 47.28
WK 6 FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · David Johnson 28.20 · bench 70.30 · started Will Dissly (0.00)
136.80
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Stefon Diggs 43.50 · bench 27.60 · started Greg Zuerlein (1.00)
108.84
Not close. Never close. by 27.96
WK 6 FINAL
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Kyler Murray 30.80 · bench 28.98 · started Gerald Everett (2.90)
128.46
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Carson Wentz 22.54 · bench 48.46
109.94
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 18.52
WK 6 FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Matt Ryan 32.94 · bench 29.90 · started Amari Cooper (1.30)
115.26
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Nick Chubb 28.90 · bench 4.90
126.32
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 11.06
WK 6 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Patriots D/ST 29.40 · bench 40.60
114.60
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Devonta Freeman 26.80 · bench 74.00
116.66
Decided by a garbage-time reception. Frame it, coward. by 2.06
WK 6 FINAL
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Chris Godwin 25.10 · bench 58.72 · started Jets D/ST (0.88)
87.30
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Deshaun Watson 29.40 · bench 47.34 · started Bears D/ST (0.00)
95.90
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.60

Week 7

FINAL
WK 7 FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Aaron Jones 18.30 · bench 42.74 · started Bears D/ST (1.24)
97.76
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Darren Waller 31.60 · bench 73.40
180.64
Ambulance required. by 82.88
WK 7 FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 45.76 · bench 7.94 · started Texans D/ST (1.12)
129.58
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Austin Ekeler 25.50 · bench 58.10 · started Robby Anderson (2.00)
123.20
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 6.38
WK 7 FINAL
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 22.10 · bench 25.84
127.10
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · DeAndre Hopkins 25.60 · bench 74.06 · started Evan Engram (1.60)
120.30
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 6.80
WK 7 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Josh Allen 21.28 · bench 9.96 · started Packers D/ST (-2.00)
73.68
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Jaguars D/ST 20.60 · bench 14.86 · started Devin Singletary (2.60)
97.26
Beat him and made it look boring. by 23.58
WK 7 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Julian Edelman 13.70 · bench 24.30 · started Brandon McManus (-1.00)
38.52
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Rams D/ST 27.44 · bench 39.80 · started Larry Fitzgerald (2.20)
88.20
Not close. Never close. by 49.68
WK 7 FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · John Brown 19.30 · bench 55.26 · started Lions D/ST (-7.00)
87.34
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 20.56 · bench 80.44 · started David Johnson (0.20)
82.80
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 4.54

Week 8

FINAL
WK 8 FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Latavius Murray 36.70 · bench 9.00 · started Larry Fitzgerald (2.80)
125.64
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Tevin Coleman 37.80 · bench 56.16
161.14
Took it in the teeth. by 35.50
WK 8 FINAL
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Mike Evans 42.80 · bench 64.70
112.30
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 27.30 · bench 44.46
155.58
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 43.28
WK 8 FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Kenny Golladay 28.30 · bench 37.70
97.66
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Aaron Jones 41.60 · bench 58.86 · started Dede Westbrook (0.00)
148.76
Ambulance required. by 51.10
WK 8 FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Dalvin Cook 28.10 · bench 54.70
131.30
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Aaron Rodgers 29.10 · bench 38.28 · started Panthers D/ST (1.00)
97.00
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 34.30
WK 8 FINAL
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Cooper Kupp 35.00 · bench 33.50
131.08
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Julian Edelman 27.50 · bench 21.40
111.28
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.80
WK 8 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · DeAndre Hopkins 21.90 · bench 40.14 · started Brandin Cooks (0.00)
109.10
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Julio Jones 25.20 · bench 58.80 · started Corey Davis (2.90)
125.08
Beat him and made it look boring. by 15.98

Week 9

FINAL
WK 9 FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Kenyan Drake 28.20 · bench 53.80 · started Dede Westbrook (0.00)
123.08
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Russell Wilson 41.22 · bench 43.36
163.92
Not close. Never close. by 40.84
WK 9 FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · DJ Moore 17.10 · bench 13.90 · started Royce Freeman (2.40)
79.00
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Mike Evans 36.00 · bench 63.66
160.90
Somebody call his mother. by 81.90
WK 9 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 37.60 · bench 63.28 · started LeSean McCoy (1.90)
130.98
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Kirk Cousins 21.30 · bench 22.30
96.30
Took it in the teeth. by 34.68
WK 9 FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · DK Metcalf 27.00 · bench 48.04
130.88
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Kenny Golladay 23.20 · bench 40.16
126.98
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 3.90
WK 9 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Melvin Gordon 25.90 · bench 51.00 · started Seahawks D/ST (1.60)
93.36
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Tyler Lockett 40.20 · bench 42.68 · started Lions D/ST (-5.00)
119.72
Not close. Never close. by 26.36
WK 9 FINAL
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · George Kittle 19.90 · bench 50.56 · started Stefon Diggs (2.60)
83.96
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Jameis Winston 22.20 · bench 22.30 · started Adam Thielen (0.00)
110.60
Took it in the teeth. by 26.64

Week 10

FINAL
WK 10 FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 27.88 · bench 36.60 · started David Johnson (0.00)
96.84
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Christian Kirk 37.80 · bench 29.50
157.42
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 60.58
WK 10 FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 33.42 · bench 12.70
148.44
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 26.10 · bench 55.66
157.22
Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.78
WK 10 FINAL
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Derrick Henry 33.10 · bench 24.10
137.52
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Tyreek Hill 33.00 · bench 17.00
152.48
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.96
WK 10 FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Amari Cooper 31.70 · bench 66.32
130.52
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Patrick Mahomes 31.84 · bench 0.00 · started Dion Lewis (0.00)
128.76
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.76
WK 10 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Josh Jacobs 19.10 · bench 10.28
116.28
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Jets D/ST 22.16 · bench 31.10
118.88
Decided by a garbage-time reception. Frame it, coward. by 2.60
WK 10 FINAL
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Mark Andrews 23.30 · bench 31.80 · started Cooper Kupp (0.00)
79.78
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 28.20 · bench 41.88
85.28
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.50

Week 11

FINAL
WK 11 FINAL
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 25.40 · bench 39.78
125.94
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 32.78 · bench 25.90
158.54
Took it in the teeth. by 32.60
WK 11 FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · John Brown 34.70 · bench 35.44 · started Robbie Gould (0.00)
121.94
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Austin Ekeler 21.20 · bench 67.00
134.32
Beat him and made it look boring. by 12.38
WK 11 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Josh Allen 33.84 · bench 62.64 · started Tyler Boyd (2.00)
132.34
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 33.56 · bench 27.22 · started David Johnson (0.00)
123.44
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 8.90
WK 11 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Jimmy Garoppolo 31.66 · bench 56.06
128.46
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · DeAndre Hopkins 15.00 · bench 38.08 · started O.J. Howard (0.00)
86.84
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 41.62
WK 11 FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Mark Ingram II 23.50 · bench 23.34 · started Darren Fells (2.80)
105.82
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Kyler Murray 26.70 · bench 43.72
104.42
One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 1.40
WK 11 FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Travis Kelce 22.20 · bench 51.30 · started Tyreek Hill (0.00)
66.56
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Randall Cobb 21.50 · bench 43.64 · started Damien Williams (2.30)
98.82
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 32.26

Week 12

FINAL
WK 12 FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jarvis Landry 36.80 · bench 44.80
187.82
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · DeAndre Hopkins 27.40 · bench 31.10 · started James White (0.90)
76.40
Ambulance required. by 111.42
WK 12 FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Deshaun Watson 18.92 · bench 16.00
88.96
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Chris Godwin 37.40 · bench 25.30
130.82
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 41.86
WK 12 FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Nick Chubb 25.40 · bench 54.74 · started Jason Witten (1.50)
127.00
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Jared Cook 21.90 · bench 31.28 · started Amari Cooper (0.00)
80.04
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 46.96
WK 12 FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · DJ Moore 31.40 · bench 4.90 · started Falcons D/ST (2.32)
107.32
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 36.26 · bench 52.90
115.76
Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 8.44
WK 12 FINAL
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Alvin Kamara 19.20 · bench 53.62 · started Raiders D/ST (-0.44)
82.70
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Derrick Henry 28.50 · bench 50.18
112.76
Not close. Never close. by 30.06
WK 12 FINAL
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 26.10 · bench 43.86 · started Jaguars D/ST (-1.20)
105.04
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Odell Beckham Jr. 20.40 · bench 15.66
89.50
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 15.54

Week 13

FINAL
WK 13 FINAL
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Cooper Kupp 18.50 · bench 91.84
123.38
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Robert Woods 30.20 · bench 74.16
131.32
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 7.94
WK 13 FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Kenny Golladay 25.80 · bench 46.06
119.00
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Patrick Mahomes 19.50 · bench 70.54 · started Julio Jones (0.00)
101.80
Beat him and made it look boring. by 17.20
WK 13 FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 22.30 · bench 91.10 · started Tyler Lockett (0.00)
113.32
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · DeVante Parker 34.90 · bench 101.16 · started Nick Foles (-1.98)
95.76
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 17.56
WK 13 FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · James White 37.70 · bench 56.10 · started Brett Maher (-1.00)
109.88
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Cole Beasley 23.00 · bench 48.20
86.36
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 23.52
WK 13 FINAL
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Derrick Henry 23.60 · bench 80.22 · started Eagles D/ST (-1.00)
107.12
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Jared Goff 26.96 · bench 76.44 · started Zane Gonzalez (1.00)
101.36
Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 5.76
WK 13 FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Rams D/ST 20.24 · bench 83.78 · started Adam Thielen (0.00)
102.16
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Carson Wentz 26.40 · bench 59.00 · started Ronald Jones II (0.80)
101.92
That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 0.24

Playoffs · Week 14

FINAL
WK 14 Playoffs FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Zach Ertz 30.10 · bench 38.34
154.12
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Austin Ekeler 31.30 · bench 104.02 · started Mark Andrews (2.40)
127.52
Took it in the teeth. by 26.60
WK 14 Playoffs FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Joe Mixon 27.60 · bench 58.22 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00)
90.52
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Derrick Henry 23.90 · bench 61.80 · started Ryan Griffin (1.80)
118.48
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.96
WK 14 Consolation FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · DeAndre Hopkins 26.20 · bench 35.16 · started Vance McDonald (1.30)
99.10
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Drew Brees 42.06 · bench 55.32
151.86
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 52.76
WK 14 Consolation FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Aaron Jones 31.20 · bench 64.22
122.02
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Matt Ryan 23.32 · bench 87.92
111.28
Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.74
WK 14 Consolation FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 19.46 · bench 91.94 · started Saints D/ST (-4.52)
84.94
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Julian Edelman 24.30 · bench 79.76 · started Jaguars D/ST (-7.96)
97.74
Beat him and made it look boring. by 12.80
WK 14BYE
ANAL LYTICS
—
Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.
WK 14BYE
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
—
Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

Playoffs · Week 15

FINAL
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 37.08 · bench 81.62
176.30
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Kyler Murray 16.36 · bench 65.86
81.76
This was not sport. This was a mugging. by 94.54
WK 15 Playoffs FINAL
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Nick Chubb 23.80 · bench 72.30
135.02
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Christian McCaffrey 37.50 · bench 61.52
118.98
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.04
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Julio Jones 38.40 · bench 82.20 · started Colts D/ST (-4.00)
114.52
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Ryan Tannehill 24.16 · bench 97.22
153.14
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 38.62
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Kenyan Drake 39.60 · bench 61.76
170.64
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 30.80 · bench 53.20 · started Greg Zuerlein (1.00)
150.58
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 20.06
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Breshad Perriman 34.60 · bench 40.48
145.18
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Chris Carson 26.70 · bench 34.30 · started Michael Gallup (1.60)
79.74
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.44
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Jameis Winston 34.72 · bench 40.32 · started Rams D/ST (-8.00)
101.22
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Sterling Shepard 20.10 · bench 95.24 · started Julian Edelman (2.90)
87.92
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 13.30

Playoffs · Week 16

FINAL
WK 16 Playoffs FINAL
ANAL LYTICS Will Mason · Lamar Jackson 29.82 · bench 29.44 · started Tyler Lockett (2.20)
118.90
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles · Davante Adams 22.60 · bench 73.22 · started Seahawks D/ST (1.92)
100.46
Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.44
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Tyler Boyd 33.80 · bench 66.44
172.12
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Terry McLaurin 15.60 · bench 30.74 · started Titans D/ST (0.48)
71.40
Somebody call his mother. by 100.72
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Colts D/ST 36.80 · bench 78.64 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00)
127.34
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Mark Andrews 27.30 · bench 101.98 · started Bills D/ST (0.68)
98.36
Took it in the teeth. by 28.98
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Kenyan Drake 33.40 · bench 33.22
156.06
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Saquon Barkley 43.90 · bench 80.34 · started DK Metcalf (0.00)
106.54
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 49.52
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Kaden Smith 21.50 · bench 26.66
104.24
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 31.60 · bench 53.60
144.46
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 40.22
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Kenny Golladay 18.60 · bench 65.86 · started Patrick Laird (2.80)
84.94
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Alvin Kamara 29.00 · bench 75.66 · started Christian Kirk (0.90)
128.22
Not close. Never close. by 43.28

Draft report card

PPR · 172/192 picks matched to FantasyPros season points

Draft value = sum of each drafted player's full-season fantasy points (FantasyPros, league scoring), regardless of whether the team kept him. ECR = FantasyPros preseason overall expert consensus rank; delta = pick number minus ECR (negative = reach, positive = value).

#TeamSeason pts draftedBest pickEarly-round bustReachesSteals
1The GOAT House2,865.74 Christian McCaffrey #3 · 471.20 · pos #1 Josh Gordon #46 · 74.70 · pos #89 22
2JPP's Finger Bangers2,781.04 Russell Wilson #115 · 333.60 · pos #4 Brandin Cooks #43 · 117.50 · pos #62 10
3Team Billy2,744.84 Dak Prescott #159 · 348.78 · pos #2 David Johnson #10 · 141.50 · pos #37 12
4LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!2,657.60 Aaron Rodgers #65 · 282.38 · pos #10 Davante Adams #8 · 212.70 · pos #23 32
5The League of Sharpe Gets 1st2,635.20 Austin Ekeler #77 · 309.00 · pos #4 Antonio Brown #20 · 16.10 · pos #150 32
6ANAL LYTICS2,588.68 Lamar Jackson #93 · 421.68 · pos #1 Keenan Allen #21 · 261.50 · pos #6 31
7Cincinnati Harambes2,412.90 Carson Wentz #95 · 282.86 · pos #9 Kerryon Johnson #23 · 85.00 · pos #54 01
8Smell My Fingers2,338.94 Patrick Mahomes #35 · 292.04 · pos #8 Alshon Jeffery #38 · 122.20 · pos #59 21
9The North Will Rise Again2,101.16 Michael Thomas #9 · 374.60 · pos #1 JuJu Smith-Schuster #16 · 113.20 · pos #65 51
10MikeShit Himself4xSRyear2,067.10 Jameis Winston #169 · 335.36 · pos #3 Adam Thielen #25 · 114.40 · pos #64 22
11Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday2,003.42 Deshaun Watson #61 · 332.98 · pos #5 David Montgomery #37 · 170.40 · pos #24 31
12Whip the McLaurin1,923.10 Derrick Henry #31 · 294.60 · pos #5 Sony Michel #42 · 152.60 · pos #31 41
Late-round gems (after pick 60)
Lamar Jackson #93 by ANAL LYTICS · 421.68 pts · pos #1
Dak Prescott #159 by Team Billy · 348.78 pts · pos #2
Jameis Winston #169 by MikeShit Himself4xSRyear · 335.36 pts · pos #3
Russell Wilson #115 by JPP's Finger Bangers · 333.60 pts · pos #4
Deshaun Watson #61 by Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday · 332.98 pts · pos #5
Biggest reaches vs consensus
Josh Gordon #46 by The GOAT House · consensus #96 (-50) · 74.70 pts
Melvin Gordon #47 by Cincinnati Harambes · consensus #70 (-23) · 180.80 pts
Devin Singletary #67 by JPP's Finger Bangers · consensus #89 (-22) · 147.90 pts
Antonio Brown #20 by The League of Sharpe Gets 1st · consensus #40 (-20) · 16.10 pts
Alshon Jeffery #38 by Smell My Fingers · consensus #58 (-20) · 122.20 pts

Draft

16 rounds · 192 picks
Round 1
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
1NYGSaquon BarkleyRBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
2NOAlvin KamaraRBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
3CARChristian McCaffreyRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
4DALEzekiel ElliottRBANAL LYTICSWill Mason
5PITJames ConnerRBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
6HOUDeAndre HopkinsWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
7PITLe'Veon BellRBWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
8GBDavante AdamsWRLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
9NOMichael ThomasWRThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
10ARIDavid JohnsonRBTeam BillyPierce Freeman
11LARTodd GurleyRBSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
12KCTyreek HillWRGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 2
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
13KCTravis KelceTEGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
14ATLJulio JonesWRSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
15NYGOdell Beckham Jr.WRTeam BillyPierce Freeman
16PITJuJu Smith-SchusterWRThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
17CLENick ChubbRBLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
18TBMike EvansWRWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
19CINJoe MixonRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
20PITAntonio BrownWRThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
21LACKeenan AllenWRANAL LYTICSWill Mason
22ATLDevonta FreemanRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
23DETKerryon JohnsonRBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
24LVAmari CooperWRMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Round 3
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
25MINAdam ThielenWRMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
26NEJulian EdelmanWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
27PHIZach ErtzTEThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
28MINDalvin CookRBANAL LYTICSWill Mason
29JAXLeonard FournetteRBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
30LVJosh JacobsRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
31TENDerrick HenryRBWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
32LARRobert WoodsWRLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
33SFGeorge KittleTEThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
34SEAChris CarsonRBTeam BillyPierce Freeman
35KCPatrick MahomesQBSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
36GBAaron JonesRBGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 4
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
37CHIDavid MontgomeryRBGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
38CHIAlshon JefferyWRSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
39DETKenny GolladayWRTeam BillyPierce Freeman
40MINStefon DiggsWRThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
41NOMark IngramRBLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
42NESony MichelRBWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
43NOBrandin CooksWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
44LARCooper KuppWRThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
45INDT.Y. HiltonWRANAL LYTICSWill Mason
46CLEJosh GordonWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
47LACMelvin GordonRBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
48CLEDuke Johnson Jr.RBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Round 5
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
49KCDamien WilliamsRBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
50LACMike WilliamsWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
51MIAJarvis LandryWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
52SEATyler LockettWRANAL LYTICSWill Mason
53TBChris GodwinWRThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
54NEJames WhiteRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
55ATLCalvin RidleyWRWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
56INDMarlon MackRBLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
57CHITarik CohenRBThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
58JAXAllen RobinsonWRTeam BillyPierce Freeman
59NYGEvan EngramTESmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
60MIAKenyan DrakeRBGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 6
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
61HOUDeshaun WatsonQBGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
62CARDJ MooreWRSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
63LACHunter HenryTETeam BillyPierce Freeman
64DENPhillip LindsayRBThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
65GBAaron RodgersQBLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
66BUFSammy WatkinsWRWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
67BUFDevin SingletaryRBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
68TBO.J. HowardTEThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
69WSHDerrius GuiceRBANAL LYTICSWill Mason
70ATLTevin ColemanRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
71NYGSterling ShepardWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
72LVJared CookTEMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Round 7
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
73ATLMatt RyanQBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
74ARIChristian KirkWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
75CINTyler BoydWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
76PHIMiles SandersRBANAL LYTICSWill Mason
77LACAustin EkelerRBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
78CINA.J. GreenWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
79DETMarvin JonesWRWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
80PITVance McDonaldTELETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
81TBPeyton BarberRBThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
82SFMatt BreidaRBTeam BillyPierce Freeman
83DENRoyce FreemanRBSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
84JAXDede WestbrookWRGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 8
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
85CHIBears D/STD/STGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
86NYJRobby AndersonWRSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
87DENEmmanuel SandersWRTeam BillyPierce Freeman
88NODrew BreesQBThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
89PITJames WashingtonWRLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
90SEARashaad PennyRBWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
91CARCurtis SamuelWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
92CLEBaker MayfieldQBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
93BALLamar JacksonQBANAL LYTICSWill Mason
94HOUWill Fuller VWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
95PHICarson WentzQBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
96ARILarry FitzgeraldWRMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Round 9
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
97LARRams D/STD/STMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
98WSHJamison CrowderWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
99BUFLeSean McCoyRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
100TENCorey DavisWRANAL LYTICSWill Mason
101LVLatavius MurrayRBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
102DENCourtland SuttonWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
103CLEDavid NjokuTEWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
104GBMarquez Valdes-ScantlingWRLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
105GBGeronimo AllisonWRThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
106DALMichael GallupWRTeam BillyPierce Freeman
107LARDarrell Henderson Jr.RBSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
108TBRonald JonesRBGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 10
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
109INDNyheim HinesRBGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
110ATLAustin HooperTESmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
111CHIJordan HowardRBTeam BillyPierce Freeman
112LVJalen RichardRBThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
113LACJustin JacksonRBLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
114INDDonte MoncriefWRWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
115SEARussell WilsonQBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
116KCKareem HuntRBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
117TENDelanie WalkerTEANAL LYTICSWill Mason
118DETGolden TateWRThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
119LACTyrell WilliamsWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
120WSHDeSean JacksonWRMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Round 11
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
121DALTony PollardRBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
122DETEric EbronTECincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
123SFCarlos HydeRBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
124CHIAnthony MillerWRANAL LYTICSWill Mason
125LARJared GoffQBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
126ARIKyler MurrayQBJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
127JAXJaguars D/STD/STWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
128SEADK MetcalfWRLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
129ATLMohamed SanuWRThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
130PITJaylen SamuelsRBTeam BillyPierce Freeman
131NETom BradyQBSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
132SFDante PettisWRGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 12
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
133CARCam NewtonQBGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
134PHIEagles D/STD/STSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
135NOSaints D/STD/STTeam BillyPierce Freeman
136LARGreg ZuerleinKThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
137MIAKalen BallageRBLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
138LACChargers D/STD/STWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
139BALMarquise BrownWRJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
140BALMark AndrewsTEThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
141HOUKeke CouteeWRANAL LYTICSWill Mason
142CHIMitchell TrubiskyQBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
143MIAAlbert WilsonWRCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
144CHITrey BurtonTEMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Round 13
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
145TENDion LewisRBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
146CARGreg OlsenTECincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
147MINVikings D/STD/STThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
148BALRavens D/STD/STANAL LYTICSWill Mason
149BALJustin TuckerKThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
150INDJack DoyleTEJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
151NEStephen GostkowskiKWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
152KCHarrison ButkerKLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
153CINGiovani BernardRBThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
154SEAJimmy GrahamTETeam BillyPierce Freeman
155SFRobbie GouldKSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
156BUFBills D/STD/STGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 14
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
157WSHJordan ReedTEGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
158ARIJohn BrownWRSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
159DALDak PrescottQBTeam BillyPierce Freeman
160WSHChris ThompsonRBThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
161MIAKenny StillsWRLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
162LACPhilip RiversQBWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
163MINKyle RudolphTEJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
164DENC.J. AndersonRBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
165MINAdrian PetersonRBANAL LYTICSWill Mason
166WSHKirk CousinsQBThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
167PITBen RoethlisbergerQBCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
168NOWil LutzKMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Round 15
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
169TBJameis WinstonQBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
170DENBroncos D/STD/STCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
171DETT.J. HockensonTEThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
172KCMecole HardmanWRANAL LYTICSWill Mason
173CLEBrowns D/STD/STThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
174NEPatriots D/STD/STJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
175GBTy MontgomeryRBWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
176TENTitans D/STD/STLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
177PITSteelers D/STD/STThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
178NYJSam DarnoldQBTeam BillyPierce Freeman
179INDFrank GoreRBSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
180JAXMarqise LeeWRGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
Round 16
PickPlayerPosTeamManager
181JAXJosh LamboKGuy cant handle a Jax ThursdayJason Moyer
182HOUTexans D/STD/STSmell My FingersJosh Stubblefield
183HOUKa'imi FairbairnKTeam BillyPierce Freeman
184NEN'Keal HarryWRThe North Will Rise AgainJose Velez Capin
185SFJimmy GaroppoloQBLETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Michael Muralles
186SEASeahawks D/STD/STWhip the McLaurinConner Mitchell
187ATLMatt BryantKJPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata
188JAXRyquell ArmsteadRBThe League of Sharpe Gets 1stAndrew Sharpe
189CARJoey SlyeKANAL LYTICSWill Mason
190LACMichael BadgleyKThe GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano
191DETMatt PraterKCincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer
192KCDarwin ThompsonRBMikeShit Himself4xSRyearDavid Bruce
Consolation ladder (12 games) — excluded from every record and career line. Click if you must.
WK 14 Consolation FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · DeAndre Hopkins 26.20 · bench 35.16 · started Vance McDonald (1.30)
99.10
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Drew Brees 42.06 · bench 55.32
151.86
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 52.76
WK 14 Consolation FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Aaron Jones 31.20 · bench 64.22
122.02
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Matt Ryan 23.32 · bench 87.92
111.28
Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.74
WK 14 Consolation FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Dak Prescott 19.46 · bench 91.94 · started Saints D/ST (-4.52)
84.94
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Julian Edelman 24.30 · bench 79.76 · started Jaguars D/ST (-7.96)
97.74
Beat him and made it look boring. by 12.80
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Julio Jones 38.40 · bench 82.20 · started Colts D/ST (-4.00)
114.52
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Ryan Tannehill 24.16 · bench 97.22
153.14
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 38.62
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Kenyan Drake 39.60 · bench 61.76
170.64
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 30.80 · bench 53.20 · started Greg Zuerlein (1.00)
150.58
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 20.06
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Breshad Perriman 34.60 · bench 40.48
145.18
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Chris Carson 26.70 · bench 34.30 · started Michael Gallup (1.60)
79.74
He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.44
WK 15 Consolation FINAL
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Jameis Winston 34.72 · bench 40.32 · started Rams D/ST (-8.00)
101.22
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Sterling Shepard 20.10 · bench 95.24 · started Julian Edelman (2.90)
87.92
Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 13.30
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano · Tyler Boyd 33.80 · bench 66.44
172.12
Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell · Terry McLaurin 15.60 · bench 30.74 · started Titans D/ST (0.48)
71.40
Somebody call his mother. by 100.72
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield · Colts D/ST 36.80 · bench 78.64 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00)
127.34
The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe · Mark Andrews 27.30 · bench 101.98 · started Bills D/ST (0.68)
98.36
Took it in the teeth. by 28.98
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer · Kenyan Drake 33.40 · bench 33.22
156.06
MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce · Saquon Barkley 43.90 · bench 80.34 · started DK Metcalf (0.00)
106.54
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 49.52
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata · Kaden Smith 21.50 · bench 26.66
104.24
The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin · Michael Thomas 31.60 · bench 53.60
144.46
Soft as hell, start to finish. by 40.22
WK 16 Consolation FINAL
Team Billy Pierce Freeman · Kenny Golladay 18.60 · bench 65.86 · started Patrick Laird (2.80)
84.94
Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer · Alvin Kamara 29.00 · bench 75.66 · started Christian Kirk (0.90)
128.22
Not close. Never close. by 43.28

Power rankings · 2019

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