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The Ledger · League of Sharpe gets Last

2019

FINAL 12 teams · 13 regular-season weeks · 6 playoff spots · source espn-live · imported Tuesday Nov 10, 9:02 a.m. ET

Champion

ANAL LYTICS

Will Mason

2019 Champion. The rest of you paid for this man's ego.

Verified by bracket+rank · beat LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the final

Dead last

Team Billy

Pierce Freeman

2019 Dead last. League namesake energy. We keep the lights on for this.

ESPN final rank 12 of 12

Standings

Regular season

#	Team	W	L	PF	PA	All-play	PPG	aPPG	Streak	Final
1	ANAL LYTICS Champion Will Mason	10	3	1,846.42	1,486.90	104-39	142.03	153.86+11.8	W3	1
2	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles	10	3	1,578.44	1,564.20	85-58	121.42	132.13+10.7	W5	2
3	The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano	8	5	1,669.48	1,586.38	87-56	128.42	138.31+9.9	L1	3
4	Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield	8	5	1,562.66	1,473.32	77-66	120.20	130.45+10.2	L5	5
5	Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell	7	6	1,529.30	1,459.70	75-68	117.64	127.47+9.8	W2	4
6	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe	6	7	1,675.62	1,571.60	86-57	128.89	139.39+10.5	L1	6
7	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer	6	7	1,482.60	1,547.32	59-84	114.05	123.45+9.4	L3	7
8	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce	6	7	1,421.92	1,586.00	54-89	109.38	117.96+8.6	W1	8
9	JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata	5	8	1,501.86	1,572.70	60-83	115.53	124.32+8.8	W1	10
10	The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin	5	8	1,483.08	1,604.54	58-85	114.08	123.33+9.2	L1	9
11	Team Billy Last place Pierce Freeman	4	9	1,392.04	1,631.52	58-85	107.08	116.77+9.7	W1	12
12	Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer	3	10	1,381.02	1,440.26	55-88	106.23	115.27+9.0	L2	11

PF = points scored, not personality. PA = points allowed, also known as “schedule luck for people who cannot shut up”. All-play = your record if you played everyone every week. aPPG = the same games re-scored under today's rules (how). Rank = regular season (W%, then PF). Final = ESPN's rank after the playoffs.

Playoffs

Winners bracket

Week 14 · byes: ANAL LYTICS, LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WK 14 Playoffs FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Zach Ertz 30.10 · bench 38.34 · left 5.14 on the bench

154.12

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Austin Ekeler 31.30 · bench 104.02 · started Mark Andrews (2.40) · left 47.96 on the bench — a coaching loss

127.52

Took it in the teeth. by 26.60

WK 14 Playoffs FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Joe Mixon 27.60 · bench 58.22 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00) · left 34.76 on the bench — a coaching loss

90.52

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 23.90 · bench 61.80 · started Ryan Griffin (1.80) · left 22.58 on the bench

118.48

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.96

Week 15

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 37.08 · bench 81.62 · left 31.30 on the bench

176.30

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Kyler Murray 16.36 · bench 65.86 · left 24.40 on the bench

81.76

This was not sport. This was a mugging. by 94.54

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Nick Chubb 23.80 · bench 72.30 · left 28.60 on the bench

135.02

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 37.50 · bench 61.52 · left 12.28 on the bench

118.98

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.04

Week 16 · Championship

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 29.82 · bench 29.44 · started Tyler Lockett (2.20) · left 5.00 on the bench

118.90

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Davante Adams 22.60 · bench 73.22 · started Seahawks D/ST (1.92) · left 37.38 on the bench — a coaching loss

100.46

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.44

Week by week

Week 1

FINAL

WK 1 FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 35.56 · bench 24.50

189.92

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Austin Ekeler 39.40 · bench 51.94 · started Browns D/ST (1.72) · left 21.84 on the bench

114.52

Ambulance required. by 75.40

WK 1 FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Amari Cooper 22.60 · bench 89.26 · left 47.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

123.82

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 35.40 · bench 80.20 · left 16.10 on the bench

149.40

Not close. Never close. by 25.58

WK 1 FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 29.32 · bench 73.94 · started Eagles D/ST (1.84) · left 14.30 on the bench

138.76

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Deshaun Watson 30.72 · bench 34.46 · left 6.40 on the bench

96.36

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 42.40

WK 1 FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Marlon Mack 25.40 · bench 61.64 · left 6.50 on the bench

137.72

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Drew Brees 22.80 · bench 35.60 · left 9.20 on the bench

119.50

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 18.22

WK 1 FINAL

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 28.90 · bench 89.80 · started Chargers D/ST (1.00) · left 75.10 on the bench

131.32

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

DeAndre Hopkins 31.10 · bench 94.32 · started Matt Bryant (0.00) · left 48.72 on the bench — a coaching loss

107.20

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 24.12

WK 1 FINAL

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Carson Wentz 27.02 · bench 74.14 · started Broncos D/ST (-1.00) · left 31.50 on the bench — a coaching loss

108.40

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 42.90 · bench 73.32 · left 29.08 on the bench

110.14

Neither of you deserved to reproduce this week. by 1.74

Week 2

FINAL

WK 2 FINAL

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Chris Godwin 26.10 · bench 46.30

168.84

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 27.66 · bench 102.06 · started Bengals D/ST (-8.00) · left 38.56 on the bench

83.26

Somebody call his mother. by 85.58

WK 2 FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Patriots D/ST 35.36 · bench 73.06 · started T.J. Hockenson (1.70) · left 20.40 on the bench

121.36

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 30.88 · bench 53.70 · left 6.00 on the bench

161.28

Took it in the teeth. by 39.92

WK 2 FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Tyler Boyd 22.20 · bench 52.00 · left 23.70 on the bench

86.10

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Julio Jones 27.60 · bench 78.34 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00) · left 26.86 on the bench

132.36

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 46.26

WK 2 FINAL

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Calvin Ridley 24.50 · bench 70.16 · started David Njoku (0.00) · left 11.20 on the bench — a coaching loss

109.26

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Saquon Barkley 22.50 · bench 37.12 · left 12.30 on the bench

110.38

That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.12

WK 2 FINAL

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Carson Wentz 17.54 · bench 44.30 · started Matt Prater (0.00) · left 11.70 on the bench — a coaching loss

99.70

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Vance McDonald 22.80 · bench 44.30 · left 9.10 on the bench

108.24

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 8.54

WK 2 FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Aaron Jones 25.00 · bench 28.48 · started Dede Westbrook (1.30)

103.06

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 18.90 · bench 62.76 · started Drew Brees (-0.48) · left 27.20 on the bench — a coaching loss

76.88

Took it in the teeth. by 26.18

Week 3

FINAL

WK 3 FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Keenan Allen 43.60 · bench 67.20

207.08

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Amari Cooper 26.80 · bench 59.10 · started Jared Cook (1.70) · left 24.74 on the bench

114.26

Somebody call his mother. by 92.82

WK 3 FINAL

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Phillip Lindsay 29.00 · bench 46.10 · left 10.30 on the bench

121.86

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Alvin Kamara 37.10 · bench 73.30 · started Falcons D/ST (0.40) · left 19.60 on the bench

146.56

Beat him and made it look boring. by 24.70

WK 3 FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 29.86 · bench 82.12 · left 24.60 on the bench

142.42

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Mark Ingram II 35.50 · bench 53.70 · started Vance McDonald (2.00) · left 19.50 on the bench

122.46

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.96

WK 3 FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 27.80 · bench 65.44 · left 14.02 on the bench

123.16

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Deshaun Watson 27.84 · bench 44.86 · left 10.30 on the bench — a coaching loss

118.56

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 4.60

WK 3 FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Russell Wilson 43.34 · bench 64.72 · started Cairo Santos (1.00) · left 22.90 on the bench

122.60

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Cooper Kupp 33.10 · bench 53.00 · left 12.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

115.12

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 7.48

WK 3 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 22.54 · bench 73.50 · started Ka'imi Fairbairn (2.00) · left 32.60 on the bench — a coaching loss

89.86

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Mike Evans 45.00 · bench 63.50 · started Calvin Ridley (1.60) · left 42.54 on the bench

119.12

Not close. Never close. by 29.26

Week 4

FINAL

WK 4 FINAL

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Chris Godwin 41.20 · bench 37.28 · started Packers D/ST (-1.00)

190.58

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Jordan Howard 32.50 · bench 18.48

127.04

Ambulance required. by 63.54

WK 4 FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Nick Chubb 39.30 · bench 19.80 · left 6.60 on the bench

156.58

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 33.90 · bench 49.48 · started Zane Gonzalez (2.00) · left 18.40 on the bench

119.40

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 37.18

WK 4 FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Wayne Gallman 27.80 · bench 23.72

133.04

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Carson Wentz 19.70 · bench 29.80 · started Greg Olsen (2.50) · left 8.20 on the bench

111.88

Beat him and made it look boring. by 21.16

WK 4 FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

James Conner 26.50 · bench 32.40

130.02

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 18.50 · bench 30.20 · left 6.20 on the bench

105.46

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 24.56

WK 4 FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 24.48 · bench 42.40 · started Ravens D/ST (-5.44) · left 15.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

99.64

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Kenny Golladay 23.70 · bench 73.50 · started Delanie Walker (1.40) · left 43.58 on the bench

113.64

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 14.00

WK 4 FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Matt Ryan 17.68 · bench 40.90 · started Damien Williams (0.00) · left 20.62 on the bench

68.68

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Patriots D/ST 25.00 · bench 69.44 · left 26.14 on the bench

105.70

Took it in the teeth. by 37.02

Week 5

FINAL

WK 5 FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 47.70 · bench 67.06 · started LeSean McCoy (2.30) · left 14.00 on the bench — a coaching loss

169.48

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 41.20 · bench 60.16

181.28

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 11.80

WK 5 FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Amari Cooper 39.60 · bench 28.96 · started Rams D/ST (0.64)

153.54

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Chris Godwin 31.50 · bench 7.70

180.38

Took it in the teeth. by 26.84

WK 5 FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Marlon Mack 17.80 · bench 29.10 · started Marquez Valdes-Scantling (2.80) · left 9.60 on the bench

86.64

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Aaron Jones 49.20 · bench 23.40 · started Wayne Gallman (1.40) · left 10.20 on the bench

162.32

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 75.68

WK 5 FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Russell Wilson 29.92 · bench 60.92 · left 12.60 on the bench

147.68

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Chris Carson 19.30 · bench 85.02 · started Emmanuel Sanders (1.90) · left 62.58 on the bench

82.86

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 64.82

WK 5 FINAL

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Calvin Ridley 19.80 · bench 56.04 · started Mike Evans (0.00) · left 37.38 on the bench — a coaching loss

81.82

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Dalvin Cook 25.80 · bench 99.20 · started Joey Slye (2.00) · left 51.60 on the bench

101.12

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.30

WK 5 FINAL

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Julian Edelman 25.00 · bench 59.80 · started Seahawks D/ST (-1.00) · left 47.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

90.88

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 20.54 · bench 87.52 · left 20.78 on the bench

100.92

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 10.04

Week 6

FINAL

WK 6 FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 30.64 · bench 50.90 · left 24.30 on the bench

119.66

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

James Conner 30.90 · bench 66.06 · left 14.84 on the bench

166.94

Took it in the teeth. by 47.28

WK 6 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

David Johnson 28.20 · bench 70.30 · started Will Dissly (0.00) · left 35.90 on the bench

136.80

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Stefon Diggs 43.50 · bench 27.60 · started Greg Zuerlein (1.00) · left 14.52 on the bench

108.84

Not close. Never close. by 27.96

WK 6 FINAL

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Kyler Murray 30.80 · bench 28.98 · started Gerald Everett (2.90)

128.46

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Carson Wentz 22.54 · bench 48.46 · left 17.36 on the bench

109.94

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 18.52

WK 6 FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Matt Ryan 32.94 · bench 29.90 · started Amari Cooper (1.30) · left 9.60 on the bench

115.26

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Nick Chubb 28.90 · bench 4.90

126.32

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 11.06

WK 6 FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Patriots D/ST 29.40 · bench 40.60 · left 20.10 on the bench — a coaching loss

114.60

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Devonta Freeman 26.80 · bench 74.00 · left 30.06 on the bench

116.66

Decided by a garbage-time reception. Frame it, coward. by 2.06

WK 6 FINAL

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Chris Godwin 25.10 · bench 58.72 · started Jets D/ST (0.88) · left 47.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

87.30

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Deshaun Watson 29.40 · bench 47.34 · started Bears D/ST (0.00) · left 29.94 on the bench

95.90

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.60

Week 7

FINAL

WK 7 FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Aaron Jones 18.30 · bench 42.74 · started Bears D/ST (1.24) · left 15.92 on the bench

97.76

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Darren Waller 31.60 · bench 73.40 · left 21.10 on the bench

180.64

Ambulance required. by 82.88

WK 7 FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Aaron Rodgers 45.76 · bench 7.94 · started Texans D/ST (1.12)

129.58

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Austin Ekeler 25.50 · bench 58.10 · started Robby Anderson (2.00) · left 13.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

123.20

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 6.38

WK 7 FINAL

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 22.10 · bench 25.84

127.10

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

DeAndre Hopkins 25.60 · bench 74.06 · started Evan Engram (1.60) · left 44.52 on the bench — a coaching loss

120.30

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 6.80

WK 7 FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Josh Allen 21.28 · bench 9.96 · started Packers D/ST (-2.00) · left 8.46 on the bench

73.68

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Jaguars D/ST 20.60 · bench 14.86 · started Devin Singletary (2.60)

97.26

Beat him and made it look boring. by 23.58

WK 7 FINAL

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Julian Edelman 13.70 · bench 24.30 · started Brandon McManus (-1.00) · left 20.22 on the bench

38.52

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Rams D/ST 27.44 · bench 39.80 · started Larry Fitzgerald (2.20) · left 34.80 on the bench

88.20

Not close. Never close. by 49.68

WK 7 FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

John Brown 19.30 · bench 55.26 · started Lions D/ST (-7.00) · left 30.42 on the bench

87.34

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 20.56 · bench 80.44 · started David Johnson (0.20) · left 51.98 on the bench — a coaching loss

82.80

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 4.54

Week 8

FINAL

WK 8 FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Latavius Murray 36.70 · bench 9.00 · started Larry Fitzgerald (2.80)

125.64

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Tevin Coleman 37.80 · bench 56.16

161.14

Took it in the teeth. by 35.50

WK 8 FINAL

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Mike Evans 42.80 · bench 64.70 · left 13.50 on the bench

112.30

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 27.30 · bench 44.46

155.58

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 43.28

WK 8 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Kenny Golladay 28.30 · bench 37.70 · left 18.20 on the bench

97.66

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Aaron Jones 41.60 · bench 58.86 · started Dede Westbrook (0.00) · left 19.90 on the bench

148.76

Ambulance required. by 51.10

WK 8 FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Dalvin Cook 28.10 · bench 54.70 · left 15.40 on the bench

131.30

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Aaron Rodgers 29.10 · bench 38.28 · started Panthers D/ST (1.00) · left 5.90 on the bench

97.00

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 34.30

WK 8 FINAL

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Cooper Kupp 35.00 · bench 33.50

131.08

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Julian Edelman 27.50 · bench 21.40

111.28

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 19.80

WK 8 FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

DeAndre Hopkins 21.90 · bench 40.14 · started Brandin Cooks (0.00) · left 20.50 on the bench — a coaching loss

109.10

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Julio Jones 25.20 · bench 58.80 · started Corey Davis (2.90) · left 18.90 on the bench

125.08

Beat him and made it look boring. by 15.98

Week 9

FINAL

WK 9 FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Kenyan Drake 28.20 · bench 53.80 · started Dede Westbrook (0.00) · left 34.40 on the bench

123.08

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Russell Wilson 41.22 · bench 43.36

163.92

Not close. Never close. by 40.84

WK 9 FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

DJ Moore 17.10 · bench 13.90 · started Royce Freeman (2.40)

79.00

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Mike Evans 36.00 · bench 63.66 · left 7.48 on the bench

160.90

Somebody call his mother. by 81.90

WK 9 FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 37.60 · bench 63.28 · started LeSean McCoy (1.90) · left 25.02 on the bench

130.98

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Kirk Cousins 21.30 · bench 22.30 · left 6.90 on the bench

96.30

Took it in the teeth. by 34.68

WK 9 FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

DK Metcalf 27.00 · bench 48.04 · left 10.70 on the bench

130.88

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Kenny Golladay 23.20 · bench 40.16 · left 14.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

126.98

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 3.90

WK 9 FINAL

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Melvin Gordon 25.90 · bench 51.00 · started Seahawks D/ST (1.60) · left 27.80 on the bench — a coaching loss

93.36

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Tyler Lockett 40.20 · bench 42.68 · started Lions D/ST (-5.00) · left 28.18 on the bench

119.72

Not close. Never close. by 26.36

WK 9 FINAL

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

George Kittle 19.90 · bench 50.56 · started Stefon Diggs (2.60) · left 41.36 on the bench — a coaching loss

83.96

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Jameis Winston 22.20 · bench 22.30 · started Adam Thielen (0.00) · left 20.80 on the bench

110.60

Took it in the teeth. by 26.64

Week 10

FINAL

WK 10 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 27.88 · bench 36.60 · started David Johnson (0.00) · left 23.90 on the bench

96.84

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Christian Kirk 37.80 · bench 29.50 · left 13.60 on the bench

157.42

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 60.58

WK 10 FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 33.42 · bench 12.70

148.44

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 26.10 · bench 55.66 · left 22.16 on the bench

157.22

Won by a kicker's worth of dignity. by 8.78

WK 10 FINAL

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 33.10 · bench 24.10

137.52

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Tyreek Hill 33.00 · bench 17.00

152.48

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 14.96

WK 10 FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Amari Cooper 31.70 · bench 66.32 · left 28.44 on the bench

130.52

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 31.84 · bench 0.00 · started Dion Lewis (0.00)

128.76

That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 1.76

WK 10 FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Josh Jacobs 19.10 · bench 10.28

116.28

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Jets D/ST 22.16 · bench 31.10 · left 6.80 on the bench

118.88

Decided by a garbage-time reception. Frame it, coward. by 2.60

WK 10 FINAL

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Mark Andrews 23.30 · bench 31.80 · started Cooper Kupp (0.00) · left 22.58 on the bench — a coaching loss

79.78

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 28.20 · bench 41.88 · left 6.80 on the bench

85.28

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 5.50

Week 11

FINAL

WK 11 FINAL

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 25.40 · bench 39.78 · left 14.30 on the bench

125.94

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 32.78 · bench 25.90 · left 8.40 on the bench

158.54

Took it in the teeth. by 32.60

WK 11 FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

John Brown 34.70 · bench 35.44 · started Robbie Gould (0.00) · left 10.80 on the bench

121.94

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Austin Ekeler 21.20 · bench 67.00 · left 17.18 on the bench

134.32

Beat him and made it look boring. by 12.38

WK 11 FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Josh Allen 33.84 · bench 62.64 · started Tyler Boyd (2.00) · left 26.62 on the bench

132.34

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 33.56 · bench 27.22 · started David Johnson (0.00)

123.44

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 8.90

WK 11 FINAL

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Jimmy Garoppolo 31.66 · bench 56.06 · left 15.80 on the bench

128.46

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

DeAndre Hopkins 15.00 · bench 38.08 · started O.J. Howard (0.00) · left 17.40 on the bench

86.84

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 41.62

WK 11 FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Mark Ingram II 23.50 · bench 23.34 · started Darren Fells (2.80) · left 8.10 on the bench

105.82

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Kyler Murray 26.70 · bench 43.72 · left 18.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

104.42

One extra bench start from a lifetime of shit-talk. by 1.40

WK 11 FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Travis Kelce 22.20 · bench 51.30 · started Tyreek Hill (0.00) · left 33.40 on the bench — a coaching loss

66.56

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Randall Cobb 21.50 · bench 43.64 · started Damien Williams (2.30) · left 5.52 on the bench

98.82

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 32.26

Week 12

FINAL

WK 12 FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Jarvis Landry 36.80 · bench 44.80 · left 6.80 on the bench

187.82

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

DeAndre Hopkins 27.40 · bench 31.10 · started James White (0.90) · left 19.00 on the bench

76.40

Ambulance required. by 111.42

WK 12 FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Deshaun Watson 18.92 · bench 16.00 · left 5.10 on the bench

88.96

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Chris Godwin 37.40 · bench 25.30

130.82

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 41.86

WK 12 FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Nick Chubb 25.40 · bench 54.74 · started Jason Witten (1.50) · left 15.30 on the bench

127.00

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Jared Cook 21.90 · bench 31.28 · started Amari Cooper (0.00) · left 24.48 on the bench

80.04

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 46.96

WK 12 FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

DJ Moore 31.40 · bench 4.90 · started Falcons D/ST (2.32)

107.32

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 36.26 · bench 52.90 · left 30.50 on the bench

115.76

Close enough to hear the other guy breathing. by 8.44

WK 12 FINAL

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Alvin Kamara 19.20 · bench 53.62 · started Raiders D/ST (-0.44) · left 31.38 on the bench — a coaching loss

82.70

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 28.50 · bench 50.18 · left 19.20 on the bench

112.76

Not close. Never close. by 30.06

WK 12 FINAL

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 26.10 · bench 43.86 · started Jaguars D/ST (-1.20) · left 35.36 on the bench

105.04

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Odell Beckham Jr. 20.40 · bench 15.66 · left 6.28 on the bench

89.50

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 15.54

Week 13

FINAL

WK 13 FINAL

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Cooper Kupp 18.50 · bench 91.84 · left 28.16 on the bench — a coaching loss

123.38

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Robert Woods 30.20 · bench 74.16 · left 30.56 on the bench

131.32

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 7.94

WK 13 FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Kenny Golladay 25.80 · bench 46.06 · left 18.10 on the bench

119.00

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Patrick Mahomes 19.50 · bench 70.54 · started Julio Jones (0.00) · left 37.44 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.80

Beat him and made it look boring. by 17.20

WK 13 FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 22.30 · bench 91.10 · started Tyler Lockett (0.00) · left 49.00 on the bench

113.32

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

DeVante Parker 34.90 · bench 101.16 · started Nick Foles (-1.98) · left 53.44 on the bench — a coaching loss

95.76

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 17.56

WK 13 FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

James White 37.70 · bench 56.10 · started Brett Maher (-1.00) · left 24.36 on the bench

109.88

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Cole Beasley 23.00 · bench 48.20 · left 14.90 on the bench

86.36

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 23.52

WK 13 FINAL

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 23.60 · bench 80.22 · started Eagles D/ST (-1.00) · left 50.42 on the bench

107.12

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Jared Goff 26.96 · bench 76.44 · started Zane Gonzalez (1.00) · left 21.36 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.36

Sweaty. Both of them should shower. by 5.76

WK 13 FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Rams D/ST 20.24 · bench 83.78 · started Adam Thielen (0.00) · left 47.06 on the bench

102.16

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Carson Wentz 26.40 · bench 59.00 · started Ronald Jones II (0.80) · left 24.90 on the bench — a coaching loss

101.92

That is not a victory. That is court-mandated community service. by 0.24

Playoffs · Week 14

FINAL

WK 14 Playoffs FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Zach Ertz 30.10 · bench 38.34 · left 5.14 on the bench

154.12

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Austin Ekeler 31.30 · bench 104.02 · started Mark Andrews (2.40) · left 47.96 on the bench — a coaching loss

127.52

Took it in the teeth. by 26.60

WK 14 Playoffs FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Joe Mixon 27.60 · bench 58.22 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00) · left 34.76 on the bench — a coaching loss

90.52

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Derrick Henry 23.90 · bench 61.80 · started Ryan Griffin (1.80) · left 22.58 on the bench

118.48

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 27.96

WK 14 Consolation FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

DeAndre Hopkins 26.20 · bench 35.16 · started Vance McDonald (1.30) · left 15.96 on the bench

99.10

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Drew Brees 42.06 · bench 55.32 · left 20.90 on the bench

151.86

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 52.76

WK 14 Consolation FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Aaron Jones 31.20 · bench 64.22 · left 34.60 on the bench

122.02

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Matt Ryan 23.32 · bench 87.92 · left 37.64 on the bench — a coaching loss

111.28

Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.74

WK 14 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 19.46 · bench 91.94 · started Saints D/ST (-4.52) · left 39.78 on the bench — a coaching loss

84.94

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Julian Edelman 24.30 · bench 79.76 · started Jaguars D/ST (-7.96) · left 29.46 on the bench

97.74

Beat him and made it look boring. by 12.80

WK 14BYE

ANAL LYTICS

—

Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

WK 14BYE

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

—

Bye. Sat at home and still advanced. Disgusting.

Playoffs · Week 15

FINAL

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 37.08 · bench 81.62 · left 31.30 on the bench

176.30

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Kyler Murray 16.36 · bench 65.86 · left 24.40 on the bench

81.76

This was not sport. This was a mugging. by 94.54

WK 15 Playoffs FINAL

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Nick Chubb 23.80 · bench 72.30 · left 28.60 on the bench

135.02

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Christian McCaffrey 37.50 · bench 61.52 · left 12.28 on the bench

118.98

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 16.04

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Julio Jones 38.40 · bench 82.20 · started Colts D/ST (-4.00) · left 37.98 on the bench

114.52

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Ryan Tannehill 24.16 · bench 97.22 · left 14.50 on the bench

153.14

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 38.62

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Kenyan Drake 39.60 · bench 61.76 · left 13.30 on the bench

170.64

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 30.80 · bench 53.20 · started Greg Zuerlein (1.00) · left 12.50 on the bench

150.58

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 20.06

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Breshad Perriman 34.60 · bench 40.48

145.18

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Chris Carson 26.70 · bench 34.30 · started Michael Gallup (1.60) · left 18.80 on the bench

79.74

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.44

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Jameis Winston 34.72 · bench 40.32 · started Rams D/ST (-8.00) · left 17.22 on the bench

101.22

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Sterling Shepard 20.10 · bench 95.24 · started Julian Edelman (2.90) · left 40.04 on the bench — a coaching loss

87.92

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 13.30

Playoffs · Week 16

FINAL

WK 16 Playoffs FINAL

ANAL LYTICS Will Mason ·

Lamar Jackson 29.82 · bench 29.44 · started Tyler Lockett (2.20) · left 5.00 on the bench

118.90

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Muralles ·

Davante Adams 22.60 · bench 73.22 · started Seahawks D/ST (1.92) · left 37.38 on the bench — a coaching loss

100.46

Handled. Nobody will remember it by Thursday. by 18.44

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Tyler Boyd 33.80 · bench 66.44

172.12

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Terry McLaurin 15.60 · bench 30.74 · started Titans D/ST (0.48) · left 15.96 on the bench

71.40

Somebody call his mother. by 100.72

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Colts D/ST 36.80 · bench 78.64 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00) · left 46.20 on the bench

127.34

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Mark Andrews 27.30 · bench 101.98 · started Bills D/ST (0.68) · left 57.64 on the bench — a coaching loss

98.36

Took it in the teeth. by 28.98

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Kenyan Drake 33.40 · bench 33.22

156.06

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Saquon Barkley 43.90 · bench 80.34 · started DK Metcalf (0.00) · left 49.46 on the bench

106.54

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 49.52

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Kaden Smith 21.50 · bench 26.66 · left 10.00 on the bench

104.24

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 31.60 · bench 53.60 · left 6.00 on the bench

144.46

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 40.22

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Kenny Golladay 18.60 · bench 65.86 · started Patrick Laird (2.80) · left 31.46 on the bench

84.94

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Alvin Kamara 29.00 · bench 75.66 · started Christian Kirk (0.90) · left 29.54 on the bench

128.22

Not close. Never close. by 43.28

Draft report card

PPR · 172/192 picks matched to FantasyPros season points

Draft value = sum of each drafted player's full-season fantasy points (FantasyPros, league scoring), regardless of whether the team kept him. ECR = FantasyPros preseason overall expert consensus rank; delta = pick number minus ECR (negative = reach, positive = value).

#	Team	Season pts drafted	Best pick	Early-round bust	Reaches	Steals
1	The GOAT House	2,865.74	Christian McCaffrey #3 · 471.20 · pos #1	Josh Gordon #46 · 74.70 · pos #89	2	2
2	JPP's Finger Bangers	2,781.04	Russell Wilson #115 · 333.60 · pos #4	Brandin Cooks #43 · 117.50 · pos #62	1	0
3	Team Billy	2,744.84	Dak Prescott #159 · 348.78 · pos #2	David Johnson #10 · 141.50 · pos #37	1	2
4	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	2,657.60	Aaron Rodgers #65 · 282.38 · pos #10	Davante Adams #8 · 212.70 · pos #23	3	2
5	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	2,635.20	Austin Ekeler #77 · 309.00 · pos #4	Antonio Brown #20 · 16.10 · pos #150	3	2
6	ANAL LYTICS	2,588.68	Lamar Jackson #93 · 421.68 · pos #1	Keenan Allen #21 · 261.50 · pos #6	3	1
7	Cincinnati Harambes	2,412.90	Carson Wentz #95 · 282.86 · pos #9	Kerryon Johnson #23 · 85.00 · pos #54	0	1
8	Smell My Fingers	2,338.94	Patrick Mahomes #35 · 292.04 · pos #8	Alshon Jeffery #38 · 122.20 · pos #59	2	1
9	The North Will Rise Again	2,101.16	Michael Thomas #9 · 374.60 · pos #1	JuJu Smith-Schuster #16 · 113.20 · pos #65	5	1
10	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	2,067.10	Jameis Winston #169 · 335.36 · pos #3	Adam Thielen #25 · 114.40 · pos #64	2	2
11	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	2,003.42	Deshaun Watson #61 · 332.98 · pos #5	David Montgomery #37 · 170.40 · pos #24	3	1
12	Whip the McLaurin	1,923.10	Derrick Henry #31 · 294.60 · pos #5	Sony Michel #42 · 152.60 · pos #31	4	1

Late-round gems (after pick 60)

Lamar Jackson #93 by ANAL LYTICS · 421.68 pts · pos #1

Dak Prescott #159 by Team Billy · 348.78 pts · pos #2

Jameis Winston #169 by MikeShit Himself4xSRyear · 335.36 pts · pos #3

Russell Wilson #115 by JPP's Finger Bangers · 333.60 pts · pos #4

Deshaun Watson #61 by Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday · 332.98 pts · pos #5

Biggest reaches vs consensus

Josh Gordon #46 by The GOAT House · consensus #96 (-50) · 74.70 pts

Melvin Gordon #47 by Cincinnati Harambes · consensus #70 (-23) · 180.80 pts

Devin Singletary #67 by JPP's Finger Bangers · consensus #89 (-22) · 147.90 pts

Antonio Brown #20 by The League of Sharpe Gets 1st · consensus #40 (-20) · 16.10 pts

Alshon Jeffery #38 by Smell My Fingers · consensus #58 (-20) · 122.20 pts

Draft

16 rounds · 192 picks

Round 1

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
1	Saquon Barkley	RB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
2	Alvin Kamara	RB	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
3	Christian McCaffrey	RB	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
4	Ezekiel Elliott	RB	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
5	James Conner	RB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
6	DeAndre Hopkins	WR	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
7	Le'Veon Bell	RB	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
8	Davante Adams	WR	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
9	Michael Thomas	WR	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
10	David Johnson	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
11	Todd Gurley	RB	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
12	Tyreek Hill	WR	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 2

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
13	Travis Kelce	TE	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
14	Julio Jones	WR	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
15	Odell Beckham Jr.	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
16	JuJu Smith-Schuster	WR	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
17	Nick Chubb	RB	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
18	Mike Evans	WR	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
19	Joe Mixon	RB	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
20	Antonio Brown	WR	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
21	Keenan Allen	WR	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
22	Devonta Freeman	RB	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
23	Kerryon Johnson	RB	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
24	Amari Cooper	WR	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Round 3

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
25	Adam Thielen	WR	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
26	Julian Edelman	WR	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
27	Zach Ertz	TE	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
28	Dalvin Cook	RB	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
29	Leonard Fournette	RB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
30	Josh Jacobs	RB	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
31	Derrick Henry	RB	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
32	Robert Woods	WR	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
33	George Kittle	TE	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
34	Chris Carson	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
35	Patrick Mahomes	QB	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
36	Aaron Jones	RB	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 4

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
37	David Montgomery	RB	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
38	Alshon Jeffery	WR	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
39	Kenny Golladay	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
40	Stefon Diggs	WR	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
41	Mark Ingram	RB	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
42	Sony Michel	RB	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
43	Brandin Cooks	WR	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
44	Cooper Kupp	WR	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
45	T.Y. Hilton	WR	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
46	Josh Gordon	WR	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
47	Melvin Gordon	RB	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
48	Duke Johnson Jr.	RB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Round 5

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
49	Damien Williams	RB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
50	Mike Williams	WR	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
51	Jarvis Landry	WR	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
52	Tyler Lockett	WR	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
53	Chris Godwin	WR	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
54	James White	RB	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
55	Calvin Ridley	WR	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
56	Marlon Mack	RB	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
57	Tarik Cohen	RB	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
58	Allen Robinson	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
59	Evan Engram	TE	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
60	Kenyan Drake	RB	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 6

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
61	Deshaun Watson	QB	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
62	DJ Moore	WR	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
63	Hunter Henry	TE	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
64	Phillip Lindsay	RB	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
65	Aaron Rodgers	QB	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
66	Sammy Watkins	WR	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
67	Devin Singletary	RB	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
68	O.J. Howard	TE	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
69	Derrius Guice	RB	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
70	Tevin Coleman	RB	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
71	Sterling Shepard	WR	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
72	Jared Cook	TE	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Round 7

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
73	Matt Ryan	QB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
74	Christian Kirk	WR	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
75	Tyler Boyd	WR	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
76	Miles Sanders	RB	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
77	Austin Ekeler	RB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
78	A.J. Green	WR	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
79	Marvin Jones	WR	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
80	Vance McDonald	TE	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
81	Peyton Barber	RB	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
82	Matt Breida	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
83	Royce Freeman	RB	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
84	Dede Westbrook	WR	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 8

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
85	Bears D/ST	D/ST	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
86	Robby Anderson	WR	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
87	Emmanuel Sanders	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
88	Drew Brees	QB	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
89	James Washington	WR	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
90	Rashaad Penny	RB	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
91	Curtis Samuel	WR	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
92	Baker Mayfield	QB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
93	Lamar Jackson	QB	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
94	Will Fuller V	WR	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
95	Carson Wentz	QB	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
96	Larry Fitzgerald	WR	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Round 9

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
97	Rams D/ST	D/ST	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
98	Jamison Crowder	WR	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
99	LeSean McCoy	RB	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
100	Corey Davis	WR	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
101	Latavius Murray	RB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
102	Courtland Sutton	WR	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
103	David Njoku	TE	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
104	Marquez Valdes-Scantling	WR	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
105	Geronimo Allison	WR	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
106	Michael Gallup	WR	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
107	Darrell Henderson Jr.	RB	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
108	Ronald Jones	RB	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 10

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
109	Nyheim Hines	RB	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
110	Austin Hooper	TE	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
111	Jordan Howard	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
112	Jalen Richard	RB	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
113	Justin Jackson	RB	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
114	Donte Moncrief	WR	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
115	Russell Wilson	QB	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
116	Kareem Hunt	RB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
117	Delanie Walker	TE	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
118	Golden Tate	WR	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
119	Tyrell Williams	WR	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
120	DeSean Jackson	WR	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Round 11

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
121	Tony Pollard	RB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
122	Eric Ebron	TE	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
123	Carlos Hyde	RB	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
124	Anthony Miller	WR	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
125	Jared Goff	QB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
126	Kyler Murray	QB	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
127	Jaguars D/ST	D/ST	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
128	DK Metcalf	WR	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
129	Mohamed Sanu	WR	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
130	Jaylen Samuels	RB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
131	Tom Brady	QB	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
132	Dante Pettis	WR	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 12

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
133	Cam Newton	QB	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
134	Eagles D/ST	D/ST	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
135	Saints D/ST	D/ST	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
136	Greg Zuerlein	K	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
137	Kalen Ballage	RB	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
138	Chargers D/ST	D/ST	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
139	Marquise Brown	WR	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
140	Mark Andrews	TE	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
141	Keke Coutee	WR	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
142	Mitchell Trubisky	QB	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
143	Albert Wilson	WR	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
144	Trey Burton	TE	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Round 13

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
145	Dion Lewis	RB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
146	Greg Olsen	TE	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
147	Vikings D/ST	D/ST	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
148	Ravens D/ST	D/ST	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
149	Justin Tucker	K	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
150	Jack Doyle	TE	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
151	Stephen Gostkowski	K	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
152	Harrison Butker	K	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
153	Giovani Bernard	RB	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
154	Jimmy Graham	TE	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
155	Robbie Gould	K	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
156	Bills D/ST	D/ST	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 14

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
157	Jordan Reed	TE	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
158	John Brown	WR	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
159	Dak Prescott	QB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
160	Chris Thompson	RB	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
161	Kenny Stills	WR	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
162	Philip Rivers	QB	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
163	Kyle Rudolph	TE	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
164	C.J. Anderson	RB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
165	Adrian Peterson	RB	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
166	Kirk Cousins	QB	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
167	Ben Roethlisberger	QB	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
168	Wil Lutz	K	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Round 15

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
169	Jameis Winston	QB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce
170	Broncos D/ST	D/ST	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
171	T.J. Hockenson	TE	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
172	Mecole Hardman	WR	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
173	Browns D/ST	D/ST	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
174	Patriots D/ST	D/ST	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
175	Ty Montgomery	RB	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
176	Titans D/ST	D/ST	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
177	Steelers D/ST	D/ST	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
178	Sam Darnold	QB	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
179	Frank Gore	RB	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
180	Marqise Lee	WR	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer

Round 16

Pick	Player	Pos	Team	Manager
181	Josh Lambo	K	Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday	Jason Moyer
182	Texans D/ST	D/ST	Smell My Fingers	Josh Stubblefield
183	Ka'imi Fairbairn	K	Team Billy	Pierce Freeman
184	N'Keal Harry	WR	The North Will Rise Again	Jose Velez Capin
185	Jimmy Garoppolo	QB	LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Michael Muralles
186	Seahawks D/ST	D/ST	Whip the McLaurin	Conner Mitchell
187	Matt Bryant	K	JPP's Finger Bangers	Chris Fiata
188	Ryquell Armstead	RB	The League of Sharpe Gets 1st	Andrew Sharpe
189	Joey Slye	K	ANAL LYTICS	Will Mason
190	Michael Badgley	K	The GOAT House	Bryan Provenzano
191	Matt Prater	K	Cincinnati Harambes	Logan Gamer
192	Darwin Thompson	RB	MikeShit Himself4xSRyear	David Bruce

Consolation ladder (12 games) — excluded from every record and career line. Click if you must.

WK 14 Consolation FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

DeAndre Hopkins 26.20 · bench 35.16 · started Vance McDonald (1.30) · left 15.96 on the bench

99.10

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Drew Brees 42.06 · bench 55.32 · left 20.90 on the bench

151.86

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 52.76

WK 14 Consolation FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Aaron Jones 31.20 · bench 64.22 · left 34.60 on the bench

122.02

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Matt Ryan 23.32 · bench 87.92 · left 37.64 on the bench — a coaching loss

111.28

Beat him and made it look boring. by 10.74

WK 14 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Dak Prescott 19.46 · bench 91.94 · started Saints D/ST (-4.52) · left 39.78 on the bench — a coaching loss

84.94

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Julian Edelman 24.30 · bench 79.76 · started Jaguars D/ST (-7.96) · left 29.46 on the bench

97.74

Beat him and made it look boring. by 12.80

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Julio Jones 38.40 · bench 82.20 · started Colts D/ST (-4.00) · left 37.98 on the bench

114.52

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Ryan Tannehill 24.16 · bench 97.22 · left 14.50 on the bench

153.14

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 38.62

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Kenyan Drake 39.60 · bench 61.76 · left 13.30 on the bench

170.64

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 30.80 · bench 53.20 · started Greg Zuerlein (1.00) · left 12.50 on the bench

150.58

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 20.06

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Breshad Perriman 34.60 · bench 40.48

145.18

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Chris Carson 26.70 · bench 34.30 · started Michael Gallup (1.60) · left 18.80 on the bench

79.74

He did not just lose. He got dressed down in public. by 65.44

WK 15 Consolation FINAL

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Jameis Winston 34.72 · bench 40.32 · started Rams D/ST (-8.00) · left 17.22 on the bench

101.22

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Sterling Shepard 20.10 · bench 95.24 · started Julian Edelman (2.90) · left 40.04 on the bench — a coaching loss

87.92

Comfortable. Insulting, but comfortable. by 13.30

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

The GOAT House Bryan Provenzano ·

Tyler Boyd 33.80 · bench 66.44

172.12

Whip the McLaurin Conner Mitchell ·

Terry McLaurin 15.60 · bench 30.74 · started Titans D/ST (0.48) · left 15.96 on the bench

71.40

Somebody call his mother. by 100.72

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Smell My Fingers Josh Stubblefield ·

Colts D/ST 36.80 · bench 78.64 · started Alshon Jeffery (0.00) · left 46.20 on the bench

127.34

The League of Sharpe Gets 1st Andrew Sharpe ·

Mark Andrews 27.30 · bench 101.98 · started Bills D/ST (0.68) · left 57.64 on the bench — a coaching loss

98.36

Took it in the teeth. by 28.98

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Guy cant handle a Jax Thursday Jason Moyer ·

Kenyan Drake 33.40 · bench 33.22

156.06

MikeShit Himself4xSRyear David Bruce ·

Saquon Barkley 43.90 · bench 80.34 · started DK Metcalf (0.00) · left 49.46 on the bench

106.54

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 49.52

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

JPP's Finger Bangers Chris Fiata ·

Kaden Smith 21.50 · bench 26.66 · left 10.00 on the bench

104.24

The North Will Rise Again Jose Velez Capin ·

Michael Thomas 31.60 · bench 53.60 · left 6.00 on the bench

144.46

Soft as hell, start to finish. by 40.22

WK 16 Consolation FINAL

Team Billy Pierce Freeman ·

Kenny Golladay 18.60 · bench 65.86 · started Patrick Laird (2.80) · left 31.46 on the bench

84.94

Cincinnati Harambes Logan Gamer ·

Alvin Kamara 29.00 · bench 75.66 · started Christian Kirk (0.90) · left 29.54 on the bench

128.22

Not close. Never close. by 43.28

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