Week 7 Matchup Recaps
2026 · week 7. Week 7 is still provisional — stat corrections could nudge these numbers before the week locks for good, so hold the printouts loosely. Diggs Spears Bass dropped the week's top score, 182.46, in a 76.96-point annihilation of Liberal Agenda. K-9 UNIT posted the week's low, 84.99, in a 34.76-point loss to a Karen Williams team that is now 7-0. Skeeze Machines erased a 14.17-point deficit to beat Secretary of War by 30.17, and NFCDEEZNUTZZ turned in the week's ugliest coaching performance, leaving 21.0 points on a bench that would have won the game outright.
Diggs Spears Bass Drops the Week's Top Score, Buries a Lopsided Projection
Diggs Spears Bass 182.46 — Liberal Agenda 105.50
Diggs Spears Bass (Jason Moyer) demolished Liberal Agenda (David Bruce) 182.46–105.5, a 76.96-point beatdown and the week's top score outright. ESPN had this one upside down at kickoff — Liberal Agenda projected to win 113.6 to 80.1 — and Moyer's squad buried that projection with a 122.93-point Sunday early window alone, going from 18.63 to 141.56 before most teams had finished their first game. Liberal Agenda had a 51.48-point window of its own in that same slot, climbing from 0.0 to 51.48, but it was never going to be enough against a score this large. The all-time series between Moyer and Bruce is tight at 8-7 in Moyer's favor, and this result isn't going to make the next meeting feel any closer.
Tu Puka Madre Buries ThatH0nkyTonk Under a 99.95-Point Sunday
Tu Puka Madre 166.24 — ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk 120.54
Tu Puka Madre (Jose Velez Capin) demolished ThatH0nkyTonk McConkeyD0nk (Bryan Provenzano) 166.24–120.54, a 45.7-point rout. Tu Puka Madre's Sunday early window did the damage — 99.95 points alone, carrying them from 33.69 to 133.64 before the day was even half over — and the lineup card was perfect, 166.24 actual against a 166.24 optimal, nothing wasted on the bench. ThatH0nkyTonk had its own Sunday early explosion, 67.04 points taking them from 0.0 to 67.04, but it wasn't close to enough, and 14.12 points rotted on their bench anyway — Bo Nix's 29.93, the Raiders D/ST's 3.04 and Dallas Goedert's 10.3 all sat while Matthew Stafford (20.75), Tyler Allgeier (8.4) and the Panthers D/ST (0.0) started instead. Velez Capin now leads the all-time series with Provenzano 11-2, and it isn't close in either column tonight.
Clankers With a Hard R Grind Past Club Shambles, 139.68–98.31
Club Shambles 98.31 — Clankers With a Hard R 139.68
Clankers With a Hard R (Will Mason) beat Club Shambles (Logan Gamer) 139.68–98.31, a 41.37-point win keyed by a 55.87-point Sunday late window that took them from 83.81 to 139.68 to close it out. Club Shambles had its own window, 48.16 points on the Sunday early slate taking them from 8.55 to 56.71, but it wasn't close to enough, and the lineup card made it worse — 28.9 points sat unused, with Omar Cooper Jr.'s 24.25 and Caleb Douglas's 22.5 both on the bench while A.J. Brown (8.55) and Jaylen Waddle (9.3) started instead. Mason's all-time series lead over Gamer stands at 9-8, a one-game edge that's now a little more comfortable. Club Shambles leaves points on the table nearly every week, and this one was no exception.
NFCDEEZNUTZZ Lose the Bench War, Too Great A Burden To Bear Wins by 8.85
NFCDEEZNUTZZ 130.02 — Too Great A Burden To Bear 138.87
Too Great A Burden To Bear (Andrew Sharpe) edged NFCDEEZNUTZZ (Ian Spencer) 138.87–130.02, an 8.85-point win built entirely on a 74.22-point Thursday night alone — Sharpe's squad went from 0.0 to 74.22 before the weekend even started. But the real story is on the other sideline: NFCDEEZNUTZZ left 21.0 points on the bench, and the optimal lineup, 151.02, beats this result outright — Michael Mayer's 6.7 and Tre Tucker's 23.3 both sat while the active roster lost by single digits. Spencer's team put up a 53.72-point Sunday late window of its own, running from 35.7 to 89.42, but it was too little against a loss that never needed to happen. Sharpe's all-time series lead over Spencer sits at 3-1 after the win, and this is the kind of loss that keeps a coach up at night.
K-9 UNIT Hits the Week's Low, Karen Williams Stays Perfect
K-9 UNIT 84.99 — Karen Williams 119.75
Karen Williams (Conner Mitchell) throttled K-9 UNIT (Pierce Freeman) 119.75–84.99, a 34.76-point win built on a 56.85-point Sunday late surge that took them from 43.62 to 100.47. K-9 UNIT's own Sunday early window, 39.23 points from 0.0 to 39.23, wasn't nearly enough, and the 84.99 final was the week's outright low score across the league. Mitchell improves to 7-0 on a seven-game win streak; the all-time series between these two managers sits 6-4 in K-9 UNIT's favor, a lead built entirely before this winning streak started. This was a bad week to be K-9 UNIT in every column that matters.
Skeeze Machines Erase a 14.17-Point Deficit, Secretary of War Blows It Late
Skeeze Machines 117.70 — Secretary of War 87.53
Skeeze Machines (Cory Hyatt) trailed Secretary of War (Josh Stubblefield) 83.53–69.36 entering the Sunday late games, down 14.17, then buried them — outscoring Secretary of War 48.34–4.0 from that window on (22.69–0.0 in the window itself) to win 117.7–87.53, a 30.17-point final margin. Secretary of War's collapse is the headline on their side: up 14.17 points with the late games still to play, and they managed just 4.0 more points the rest of the way. Skeeze Machines also had a 57.71-point Sunday early window of their own, running from 11.65 to 69.36, well before the late-game collapse even started. Hyatt opens the all-time series with Stubblefield 1-0, and this is Skeeze Machines' first win after a two-game skid.