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Every claim, every bid, every trade somebody tried to sneak past the league. $200 FAAB, waivers run daily at 5 a.m. except Tuesday.

FAAB · who still has money

1300 transactions logged
#TeamRemainingSpentAddsTrades
1Cincinnati HarambesLogan Gamer $200$0212
2Playoffs? Is That You?Josh Stubblefield $200$0242
3Thats Some Good ShitWill Mason $200$0250
4FUCK hanuKKKahMichael Muralles $200$0411
5Dezperate 4 A WinAndrew Sharpe $200$0362
6WAR READYDavid Bruce $200$0250
7Succop on Deez NutsConner Mitchell $200$0262
8Sucio SquadJose Velez Capin $200$0363
9Where are you, Chriistmaaass?Jason Moyer $200$0351
10JPP's Finger BangersChris Fiata $200$0312
11The GOAT HouseBryan Provenzano $200$0343
12Team BillyPierce Freeman $200$0270

Remaining over $200 means somebody traded him FAAB. Yes, that is allowed. No, it is not respectable.

Week 16 waiver report

4 claims won · 0 failed · 11 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

$0Dolphins D/ST D/STNone · dropped Eagles D/STWednesday Dec 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Gerald Everett TENone · dropped Matt LaCosseWednesday Dec 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jamaal Williams RBNone · dropped Marcus MariotaWednesday Dec 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Frank Gore RBNone · dropped Vernon DavisSaturday Dec 22, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

Everyone got what they wanted. Suspicious.

Free-agent pickups

Sucio Squad · dropped LeGarrette Blount
Kalen Ballage RBSucio Squad
Browns D/ST D/STSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Kerryon Johnson
Robby Anderson WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Josh Gordon
Dede Westbrook WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Kelvin Benjamin
Chris Herndon TEWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Frank Gore
Chris Hogan WRThe GOAT House · dropped Jordan Reed
John Kelly RBThe GOAT House · dropped Dante Pettis
C.J. Anderson RBThe GOAT House · dropped Mike Davis
Dante Pettis WRWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Frank Gore
Blake Jarwin TEWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Jesse James

Week 15 waiver report

4 claims won · 0 failed · 16 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

$0Jesse James TENone · dropped Rashaad PennyWednesday Dec 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Falcons D/ST D/STNone · dropped Tre'Quan SmithWednesday Dec 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Kenneth Dixon RBNone · dropped Giants D/STWednesday Dec 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jason Myers KNone · dropped Mason CrosbyWednesday Dec 12, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

Everyone got what they wanted. Suspicious.

Free-agent pickups

Jordy Nelson WRTeam Billy · dropped Zay Jones
Vernon Davis TEWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Jordan Reed
Derek Carr QBTeam Billy · dropped Sterling Shepard
Nick Foles QBTeam Billy · dropped Chris Herndon
Packers D/ST D/STSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Panthers D/ST
Robert Foster WRSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Charcandrick West
Chris Ivory RBSucio Squad · dropped LeGarrette Blount
Elijah McGuire RBThats Some Good Shit · dropped Stevan Ridley
Dede Westbrook WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Ty Montgomery
Marcus Mariota QBSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped David Moore
Nick Mullens QBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Willie Snead
Thats Some Good Shit · dropped Isaiah Crowell
Sterling Shepard WRThats Some Good Shit
David Moore WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Dede Westbrook
Jordan Reed TEThe GOAT House · dropped Gerald Everett
LeGarrette Blount RBSucio Squad · dropped Chris Ivory

Week 14 waiver report

7 claims won · 11 failed · 11 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

$0Patriots D/ST D/STNone · dropped Buccaneers D/STWednesday Dec 5, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Curtis Samuel WRNone · dropped Christian KirkWednesday Dec 5, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0C.J. Uzomah TENone · dropped Cole BeasleyWednesday Dec 5, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jeff Wilson Jr. RBNone · dropped Kareem HuntWednesday Dec 5, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ian Thomas TENoneWednesday Dec 5, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jaylen Samuels RBNone · dropped Dolphins D/STWednesday Dec 5, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Giants D/ST D/STNoneWednesday Dec 5, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Jaylen SamuelsJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Curtis SamuelWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jaylen SamuelsDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jeff Wilson Jr.Cincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Chase EdmondsDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Curtis SamuelDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jeff Wilson Jr.Dezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Curtis SamuelWAR READY · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Patriots D/STDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jeff Wilson Jr.Sucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Ian ThomasThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Packers D/ST
Playoffs? Is That You? · dropped Greg Olsen
Stevan Ridley RBThats Some Good Shit · dropped Elijah McGuire
Josh Allen QBThats Some Good Shit · dropped Keke Coutee
Brett Maher KThats Some Good Shit · dropped Adam Vinatieri
Marquise Goodwin WRWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Giovani Bernard
Dante Pettis WRThe GOAT House · dropped A.J. Green
DaeSean Hamilton WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Chris Conley
Jordy Nelson WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Emmanuel Sanders
Charcandrick West RBSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped DeSean Jackson
Kelvin Benjamin WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Jordy Nelson

Week 13 waiver report

5 claims won · 9 failed · 17 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

$0Packers D/ST D/STNoneWednesday Nov 28, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Broncos D/ST D/STNoneWednesday Nov 28, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Carlos Hyde RBNone · dropped Andy DaltonWednesday Nov 28, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Justin Jackson RBNone · dropped Benjamin WatsonWednesday Nov 28, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Titans D/ST D/STNoneWednesday Nov 28, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Saints D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · irslot
$0Titans D/STCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Carlos HydeDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Packers D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Broncos D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Dak PrescottDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Dolphins D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · irslot
$0Carlos HydeSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Broncos D/STDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Dan Bailey
Sucio Squad · dropped Brett Maher
JPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Lions D/ST
Dolphins D/ST D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Nick Mullens
Matt LaCosse TEThe GOAT House · dropped Jeff Heuerman
Gerald Everett TEThe GOAT House · dropped Jack Doyle
Aldrick Rosas KTeam Billy · dropped Cody Parkey
Andy Jones WRPlayoffs? Is That You?
Playoffs? Is That You? · dropped Marvin Jones
Saints D/ST D/STPlayoffs? Is That You?
Cincinnati Harambes · dropped Bengals D/ST
Chris Conley WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Curtis Samuel
Dak Prescott QBDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Patriots D/ST
David Moore WRSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped C.J. Uzomah
Sebastian Janikowski KJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Matt Bryant
LeGarrette Blount RBSucio Squad · dropped Tyrell Williams
Damien Williams RBCincinnati Harambes

Week 12 waiver report

17 claims won · 15 failed · 18 free agents · 3 trades

Claims won

$0Jameis Winston QBNone · dropped Matthew StaffordWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Bills D/ST D/STNone · dropped Andy DaltonWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Chiefs D/ST D/STNone · dropped Chargers D/STWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Patriots D/ST D/STNoneWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0C.J. Uzomah TENone · dropped Marquise GoodwinWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Chris Conley WRNone · dropped Ricky Seals-JonesWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ka'imi Fairbairn KNone · dropped Jake ElliottWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Gus Edwards RBNone · dropped Jamaal WilliamsWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Randall Cobb WRNone · dropped Javorius AllenWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jeff Heuerman TENone · dropped O.J. HowardWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Eagles D/ST D/STNone · dropped Saints D/STWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Frank Gore RBNone · dropped Kapri BibbsWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Cameron Brate TENoneWednesday Nov 21, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Marquise Goodwin WRNone · dropped Titans D/STThursday Nov 22, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Chargers D/ST D/STNoneThursday Nov 22, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Danny Amendola WRNoneFriday Nov 23, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Vikings D/ST D/STNone · dropped Marquise GoodwinSunday Nov 25, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Cameron BrateThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Eagles D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Cameron BrateDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Tre'Quan SmithDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Gus EdwardsPlayoffs? Is That You? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Frank GorePlayoffs? Is That You? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Chiefs D/STWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Gus EdwardsDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Gus EdwardsCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Cameron BrateSuccop on Deez Nuts · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Patriots D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Cameron BrateJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Chargers D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Chargers D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Chargers D/STThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Ryan Fitzpatrick
WAR READY · dropped Matt Prater
Playoffs? Is That You? · dropped Aldrick Rosas
Sucio Squad · dropped Wendell Smallwood
Tre'Quan Smith WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Danny Amendola
JPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Falcons D/ST
Matt Bryant KJPP's Finger Bangers
JPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Graham Gano
Adam Humphries WRJPP's Finger Bangers
JPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Nelson Agholor
Sucio Squad · dropped Cardinals D/ST
Brett Maher KSucio Squad
Playoffs? Is That You? · dropped Trevor Davis
Lions D/ST D/STJPP's Finger Bangers
Bruce Ellington WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Dede Westbrook
Andy Dalton QBCincinnati Harambes · dropped Chris Boswell
Curtis Samuel WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Chris Conley
Nick Mullens QBFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Vikings D/ST

Trades

executed · 2 versions · Dezperate 4 A Win ↔ The GOAT House
Devin Funchess The GOAT House → Dezperate 4 A Win
Kyle Rudolph Dezperate 4 A Win → The GOAT House
Went through clean. Suspicious.
executed · Cincinnati Harambes ↔ The GOAT House
Jack Doyle Cincinnati Harambes → The GOAT House
Devin Funchess The GOAT House → Cincinnati Harambes
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · Cincinnati Harambes ↔ The GOAT House
Jack Doyle Cincinnati Harambes → The GOAT House
Devin Funchess The GOAT House → Cincinnati Harambes
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.

Week 11 waiver report

8 claims won · 9 failed · 20 free agents · 6 trades

Claims won

$0Josh Reynolds WRNoneWednesday Nov 14, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ricky Seals-Jones TENone · dropped Patriots D/STWednesday Nov 14, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Matt Prater KNone · dropped Robby AndersonWednesday Nov 14, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Cardinals D/ST D/STNone · dropped Jets D/STWednesday Nov 14, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Anthony Miller WRNone · dropped Chester RogersWednesday Nov 14, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jeff Heuerman TENoneWednesday Nov 14, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Danny Amendola WRNoneWednesday Nov 14, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Adam Humphries WRNoneFriday Nov 16, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Anthony MillerFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Josh ReynoldsFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Anthony MillerDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Marcus MariotaDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Cardinals D/STThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Cardinals D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Cardinals D/STDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Ricky Seals-JonesSuccop on Deez Nuts · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Danny AmendolaFUCK hanuKKKah · irslot

Free-agent pickups

Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Cooper Kupp
Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Eagles D/ST
Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Le'Veon Bell
Titans D/ST D/STDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Tre'Quan Smith
Steelers D/ST D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Adam Humphries
Saints D/ST D/STThe GOAT House · dropped Bills D/ST
Seahawks D/ST D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Chiefs D/ST
Falcons D/ST D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Seahawks D/ST
Josh Adams RBThats Some Good Shit · dropped Curtis Samuel
Ty Montgomery RBThats Some Good Shit · dropped Packers D/ST
Aldrick Rosas KPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Randall Cobb
Zay Jones WRTeam Billy · dropped Maurice Harris
Giovani Bernard RBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Alfred Blue
Buccaneers D/ST D/STWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Alfred Morris
Trevor Davis WRPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Dede Westbrook
Brandon Marshall WRFUCK hanuKKKah
Dan Bailey KDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Broncos D/ST
Danny Amendola WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Brandon Marshall
Adam Shaheen TEPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped C.J. Uzomah
Dede Westbrook WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Adam Humphries

Trades

executed · FUCK hanuKKKah ↔ Dezperate 4 A Win
Ryan Fitzpatrick FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Robert Woods FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
James White FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Nick Chubb FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Patrick Mahomes Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
James Conner Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · FUCK hanuKKKah ↔ Dezperate 4 A Win
Ryan Fitzpatrick FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Robert Woods FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
James White FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Nick Chubb FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Patrick Mahomes Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
James Conner Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.
executed · 2 versions · Dezperate 4 A Win ↔ Succop on Deez Nuts
Nick Chubb Dezperate 4 A Win → Succop on Deez Nuts
Amari Cooper Succop on Deez Nuts → Dezperate 4 A Win
Went through clean. Suspicious.
executed · 2 versions · Dezperate 4 A Win ↔ WAR READY
Julio Jones WAR READY → Dezperate 4 A Win
Nick Chubb Dezperate 4 A Win → WAR READY
James White Dezperate 4 A Win → WAR READY
Demaryius Thomas Dezperate 4 A Win → WAR READY
Went through clean. Suspicious.
executed · Succop on Deez Nuts ↔ The GOAT House
Marlon Mack The GOAT House → Succop on Deez Nuts
Amari Cooper Succop on Deez Nuts → The GOAT House
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · Succop on Deez Nuts ↔ The GOAT House
Marlon Mack The GOAT House → Succop on Deez Nuts
Amari Cooper Succop on Deez Nuts → The GOAT House
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.

Week 10 waiver report

9 claims won · 5 failed · 18 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

$0Maurice Harris WRNone · dropped Derek CarrWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jeff Heuerman TENone · dropped Carlos HydeWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Eagles D/ST D/STNone · dropped Broncos D/STWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Darren Sproles RBNone · dropped Titans D/STWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Curtis Samuel WRNone · dropped Geronimo AllisonWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Adam Humphries WRNone · dropped Ty MontgomeryWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Josh Adams RBNoneWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Baker Mayfield QBNone · dropped Devontae BookerWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Dez Bryant WRNoneWednesday Nov 7, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Nick MullensDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Eagles D/STCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Eagles D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Eagles D/STThats Some Good Shit · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Baker MayfieldDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Jordy Nelson
WAR READY · dropped DeVante Parker
Bills D/ST D/STThe GOAT House · dropped Steelers D/ST
Patriots D/ST D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Jeff Heuerman
Jamison Crowder WRCincinnati Harambes · dropped Alex Smith
Packers D/ST D/STThats Some Good Shit · dropped Corey Clement
Adam Vinatieri KThats Some Good Shit · dropped Dan Bailey
Jake Elliott KThe GOAT House · dropped Brett Maher
Rashaad Penny RBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Chris Ivory
Robby Anderson WRWAR READY · dropped Josh Adams
Spencer Ware RBSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped LeGarrette Blount
Rex Burkhead RBJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Joe Flacco
Chris Boswell KCincinnati Harambes · dropped Jamison Crowder
Colts D/ST D/STCincinnati Harambes · dropped Dolphins D/ST
Kapri Bibbs RBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Darren Sproles
Broncos D/ST D/STDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Dez Bryant
Lamar Jackson QBDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Broncos D/ST
Broncos D/ST D/STDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Danny Amendola

Week 9 waiver report

11 claims won · 9 failed · 20 free agents · 2 trades

Claims won

$0Devontae Booker RBNone · dropped Ty MontgomeryWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Frank Gore RBNone · dropped Kenjon BarnerWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ryan Fitzpatrick QBNone · dropped Colts D/STWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0DJ Moore WRNoneWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Mason Crosby KNone · dropped Ka'imi FairbairnWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Courtland Sutton WRNoneWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Alex Smith QBNone · dropped Cardinals D/STWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Derek Carr QBNone · dropped Taywan TaylorWednesday Oct 31, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Steelers D/ST D/STNone · dropped Patriots D/STThursday Nov 1, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ty Montgomery RBNone · dropped Tre'Quan SmithThursday Nov 1, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Tre'Quan Smith WRNone · dropped DeVante ParkerFriday Nov 2, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0DJ MooreDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Ryan FitzpatrickTeam Billy · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Ryan FitzpatrickDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Ryan FitzpatrickSuccop on Deez Nuts · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0DeVante ParkerDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Cowboys D/STSucio Squad · irslot
$0Courtland SuttonFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Steelers D/STWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Frank GoreWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · notclearedwaivers

Free-agent pickups

Sucio Squad · dropped Steelers D/ST
Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Raheem Mostert
Cowboys D/ST D/STDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Lions D/ST
DeVante Parker WRDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Cowboys D/ST
Jamaal Williams RBJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Martavis Bryant
Graham Gano KJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Jake Elliott
Cowboys D/ST D/STPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Eagles D/ST
LeGarrette Blount RBSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Jameis Winston
Theo Riddick RBWAR READY · dropped Cameron Meredith
Bengals D/ST D/STCincinnati Harambes · dropped Will Fuller V
Brett Maher KThe GOAT House · dropped Matt Prater
Ryan Succop KSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Brandon McManus
Mike Williams WRPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Jason Myers
Marquez Valdes-Scantling WRWAR READY · dropped Frank Gore
Devonta Freeman RBFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Ty Montgomery
Ty Montgomery RBFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Devonta Freeman
Elijah McGuire RBThats Some Good Shit · dropped Dallas Goedert
WAR READY · dropped Trenton Cannon
DeVante Parker WRWAR READY
Cole Beasley WRThe GOAT House · dropped Kenny Stills

Trades

executed · Cincinnati Harambes ↔ JPP's Finger Bangers
Tevin Coleman JPP's Finger Bangers → Cincinnati Harambes
Doug Baldwin JPP's Finger Bangers → Cincinnati Harambes
Jordan Howard Cincinnati Harambes → JPP's Finger Bangers
Julian Edelman Cincinnati Harambes → JPP's Finger Bangers
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · Cincinnati Harambes ↔ JPP's Finger Bangers
Tevin Coleman JPP's Finger Bangers → Cincinnati Harambes
Doug Baldwin JPP's Finger Bangers → Cincinnati Harambes
Jordan Howard Cincinnati Harambes → JPP's Finger Bangers
Julian Edelman Cincinnati Harambes → JPP's Finger Bangers
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.

Week 8 waiver report

13 claims won · 10 failed · 20 free agents · 3 trades

Claims won

$0Alfred Morris RBNone · dropped Blake BortlesWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ka'imi Fairbairn KNone · dropped Josh LamboWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Chris Herndon TENone · dropped Geoff SwaimWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Kenjon Barner RBNoneWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Tyrell Williams WRNoneWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Joe Flacco QBNone · dropped Chester RogersWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Seahawks D/ST D/STNoneWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0LeGarrette Blount RBNone · dropped Ronald JonesWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Patriots D/ST D/STNone · dropped Vance McDonaldWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Courtland Sutton WRNoneWednesday Oct 24, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Benjamin Watson TENone · dropped Cameron BrateThursday Oct 25, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ronald Jones RBNone · dropped Kenjon BarnerThursday Oct 25, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Colts D/ST D/STNone · dropped Browns D/STSunday Oct 28, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Alfred BlueSucio Squad · irslot
$0Patriots D/STCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Patriots D/STDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Patriots D/STSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Alfred BlueWAR READY · irslot
$0Patriots D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Danny AmendolaDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0LeGarrette BlountWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Martavis BryantDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Tyrell WilliamsFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Sucio Squad · dropped Benjamin Watson
WAR READY · dropped Ricky Seals-Jones
Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Jermaine Kearse
Steelers D/ST D/STSucio Squad · dropped Seahawks D/ST
Browns D/ST D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Malcolm Brown
Danny Amendola WRDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Courtland Sutton
WAR READY · dropped Bilal Powell
Trenton Cannon RBWAR READY
Playoffs? Is That You? · dropped Albert Wilson
Brandon McManus KSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Ryan Succop
Lions D/ST D/STDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Baker Mayfield
Alfred Blue RBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Marshawn Lynch
Raheem Mostert RBDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Frank Gore
Jason Myers KPlayoffs? Is That You?
Matt Prater KThe GOAT House · dropped Adam Vinatieri
Kenjon Barner RBWAR READY · dropped Ronald Jones
Chiefs D/ST D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Colts D/ST
Vance McDonald TEJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped LeGarrette Blount
Martavis Bryant WRJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Chris Hogan
Chester Rogers WRPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Ryan Grant

Trades

accepted · Dezperate 4 A Win ↔ Sucio Squad
Jarvis Landry Dezperate 4 A Win → Sucio Squad
Keenan Allen Dezperate 4 A Win → Sucio Squad
Le'Veon Bell Sucio Squad → Dezperate 4 A Win
Jordy Nelson Sucio Squad → Dezperate 4 A Win
Demaryius Thomas Sucio Squad → Dezperate 4 A Win
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.
executed · Playoffs? Is That You? ↔ Sucio Squad
Lamar Miller Playoffs? Is That You? → Sucio Squad
Kirk Cousins Playoffs? Is That You? → Sucio Squad
Mitchell Trubisky Sucio Squad → Playoffs? Is That You?
Kenny Golladay Sucio Squad → Playoffs? Is That You?
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · Playoffs? Is That You? ↔ Sucio Squad
Lamar Miller Playoffs? Is That You? → Sucio Squad
Kirk Cousins Playoffs? Is That You? → Sucio Squad
Mitchell Trubisky Sucio Squad → Playoffs? Is That You?
Kenny Golladay Sucio Squad → Playoffs? Is That You?
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.

Week 7 waiver report

14 claims won · 13 failed · 11 free agents · 1 trades

Claims won

$0Mitchell Trubisky QBNoneWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Malcolm Brown RBNone · dropped Devonta FreemanWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ricky Seals-Jones TENone · dropped Jamison CrowderWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0James O'Shaughnessy TENoneWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jermaine Kearse WRNoneWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Colts D/ST D/STNone · dropped Seahawks D/STWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Chester Rogers WRNone · dropped Cameron BrateWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Marquise Goodwin WRNone · dropped Nick ChubbWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Cairo Santos KNone · dropped Graham GanoWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Josh Lambo KNone · dropped Ka'imi FairbairnWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Marlon Mack RBNone · dropped Antonio GatesWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Willie Snead WRNone · dropped Benjamin WatsonWednesday Oct 17, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Benjamin Watson TENone · dropped James O'ShaughnessyThursday Oct 18, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Nick Chubb RBNone · dropped Mike WilliamsThursday Oct 18, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Ricky Seals-JonesSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jeff HeuermanSucio Squad · irslot
$0Jermaine KearseTeam Billy · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Willie SneadDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Marquise GoodwinDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jermaine KearseFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Mitchell TrubiskyFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Marlon MackTeam Billy · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Frank GoreDezperate 4 A Win · irslot
$0Marlon MackWAR READY · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Marlon MackDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Marquise GoodwinFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Marlon MackSuccop on Deez Nuts · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Sucio Squad · dropped Matt Bryant
Dezperate 4 A Win · dropped Quincy Enunwa
Sucio Squad · dropped Cowboys D/ST
Frank Gore RBDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Alfred Morris
Wil Lutz KFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Cairo Santos
Doug Martin RBJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped DeVante Parker
Cardinals D/ST D/STCincinnati Harambes · dropped Packers D/ST
Broncos D/ST D/STDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Browns D/ST
Cameron Brate TETeam Billy · dropped Alfred Blue
Cameron Meredith WRWAR READY · dropped Keelan Cole
Albert Wilson WRPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Kelvin Benjamin

Trades

executed · Dezperate 4 A Win ↔ Sucio Squad
Jarvis Landry Dezperate 4 A Win → Sucio Squad
Keenan Allen Dezperate 4 A Win → Sucio Squad
Le'Veon Bell Sucio Squad → Dezperate 4 A Win
Jordy Nelson Sucio Squad → Dezperate 4 A Win
Demaryius Thomas Sucio Squad → Dezperate 4 A Win
Went through clean. Suspicious.

Week 6 waiver report

18 claims won · 20 failed · 11 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

$0Cody Parkey KNone · dropped Randy BullockWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ronald Jones RBNone · dropped Hayden HurstWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jameis Winston QBNone · dropped Jets D/STWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ka'imi Fairbairn KNone · dropped Wil LutzWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Alfred Blue RBNone · dropped Broncos D/STWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Baker Mayfield QBNone · dropped Mike WilliamsWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Tre'Quan Smith WRNone · dropped Chris IvoryWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Keelan Cole WRNoneWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Wendell Smallwood RBNoneWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Andy Dalton QBNone · dropped Cardinals D/STWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Cairo Santos KNone · dropped Packers D/STWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jalen Richard RBNoneWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0C.J. Uzomah TENone · dropped Ricky Seals-JonesWednesday Oct 10, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Blake Bortles QBNone · dropped Dak PrescottThursday Oct 11, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Packers D/ST D/STNone · dropped John RossThursday Oct 11, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Chris Ivory RBNone · dropped Austin Seferian-JenkinsThursday Oct 11, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jared Goff QBNone · dropped Marlon MackFriday Oct 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jalen Richard RBNone · dropped Theo RiddickSaturday Oct 13, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Alfred BlueSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Andy DaltonWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0LeGarrette BlountSucio Squad · irslot
$0Wendell SmallwoodThats Some Good Shit · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Wendell SmallwoodCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Wendell SmallwoodWAR READY · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jameis WinstonSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Frank GoreSucio Squad · irslot
$0Wendell SmallwoodPlayoffs? Is That You? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Wendell SmallwoodWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Wendell SmallwoodDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Andy DaltonSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Ronald JonesWAR READY · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Packers D/STSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jared GoffSuccop on Deez Nuts · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jared GoffCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jared GoffJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jared GoffFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jared GoffSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jared GoffTeam Billy · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Sucio Squad · dropped Blake Bortles
WAR READY · dropped Jay Ajayi
Sucio Squad · dropped Giovani Bernard
Graham Gano KFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Matt Prater
Jamaal Charles RBDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Jared Goff
Adam Vinatieri KThe GOAT House · dropped Mason Crosby
WAR READY · dropped Antonio Callaway
Ito Smith RBWAR READY
Jets D/ST D/STSucio Squad · dropped Jalen Richard
Seahawks D/ST D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Bengals D/ST
Mike Williams WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Cairo Santos

Week 5 waiver report

11 claims won · 5 failed · 17 free agents · 6 trades

Claims won

$0Keke Coutee WRNone · dropped Keelan ColeWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Cameron Brate TENoneWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Blake Bortles QBNone · dropped Will DisslyWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Vance McDonald TENone · dropped Ryan TannehillWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Austin Hooper TENone · dropped Albert WilsonWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Greg Zuerlein KNone · dropped Brandon McManusWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Mohamed Sanu WRNone · dropped Cole BeasleyWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ka'imi Fairbairn KNone · dropped Matt PraterWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Broncos D/ST D/STNone · dropped Ryan FitzpatrickWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ryan Grant WRNone · dropped Marquez Valdes-ScantlingWednesday Oct 3, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Dallas Goedert TENone · dropped Andy DaltonSaturday Oct 6, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Vance McDonaldCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Vance McDonaldJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Vance McDonaldThats Some Good Shit · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Broncos D/STCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0C.J. UzomahJPP's Finger Bangers · irslot

Free-agent pickups

JPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Tyler Eifert
C.J. Uzomah TEJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Rashaad Penny
Bengals D/ST D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Raiders D/ST
Taywan Taylor WRTeam Billy · dropped Marquise Goodwin
Geoff Swaim TETeam Billy · dropped Blake Bortles
Ryan Succop KSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Sam Ficken
Matt Bryant KSucio Squad · dropped Latavius Murray
Blake Bortles QBSucio Squad · dropped Baker Mayfield
Commanders D/ST D/STSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Devontae Booker
Austin Seferian-Jenkins TEWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Corey Grant
Antonio Gates TEThe GOAT House · dropped Jamaal Williams
Ricky Seals-Jones TEPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Dallas Goedert
Jeff Heuerman TEJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped C.J. Uzomah
Matt Prater KFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Ka'imi Fairbairn
Latavius Murray RBSucio Squad · dropped Jalen Richard
Hayden Hurst TEJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Jeff Heuerman
Cardinals D/ST D/STCincinnati Harambes · dropped Seahawks D/ST

Trades

executed · 4 versions · FUCK hanuKKKah ↔ Dezperate 4 A Win
Keenan Allen Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
David Njoku Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
Patrick Mahomes Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
Rob Gronkowski FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Sammy Watkins FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Devonta Freeman FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · Succop on Deez Nuts ↔ Where are you, Chriistmaaass?
Nyheim Hines Where are you, Chriistmaaass? → Succop on Deez Nuts
Nick Chubb Where are you, Chriistmaaass? → Succop on Deez Nuts
T.J. Yeldon Succop on Deez Nuts → Where are you, Chriistmaaass?
Corey Grant Succop on Deez Nuts → Where are you, Chriistmaaass?
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.
executed · 2 versions · FUCK hanuKKKah ↔ Dezperate 4 A Win
Keenan Allen Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
Kyle Rudolph Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
Patrick Mahomes Dezperate 4 A Win → FUCK hanuKKKah
Devonta Freeman FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Allen Robinson FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Rob Gronkowski FUCK hanuKKKah → Dezperate 4 A Win
Went through clean. Suspicious.
executed · 2 versions · FUCK hanuKKKah ↔ Sucio Squad
Devonta Freeman FUCK hanuKKKah → Sucio Squad
Austin Ekeler FUCK hanuKKKah → Sucio Squad
Adam Thielen Sucio Squad → FUCK hanuKKKah
Duke Johnson Jr. Sucio Squad → FUCK hanuKKKah
Went through clean. Suspicious.
executed · Playoffs? Is That You? ↔ Sucio Squad
Larry Fitzgerald Playoffs? Is That You? → Sucio Squad
Marvin Jones Sucio Squad → Playoffs? Is That You?
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · Playoffs? Is That You? ↔ Sucio Squad
Larry Fitzgerald Playoffs? Is That You? → Sucio Squad
Marvin Jones Sucio Squad → Playoffs? Is That You?
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.

Week 4 waiver report

11 claims won · 8 failed · 9 free agents · 3 trades

Claims won

$0Packers D/ST D/STNone · dropped Matt BryantWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Albert Wilson WRNone · dropped Jimmy GaroppoloWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Taylor Gabriel WRNone · dropped Pierre GarconWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Wil Lutz KNone · dropped Josh LamboWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Titans D/ST D/STNone · dropped Cardinals D/STWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jalen Richard RBNone · dropped Rex BurkheadWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Matt Prater KNone · dropped Danny AmendolaWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Baker Mayfield QBNoneWednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Tyler Eifert TENone · dropped Ted Ginn Jr.Wednesday Sep 26, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Andy Dalton QBNone · dropped Jordan WilkinsThursday Sep 27, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Marlon Mack RBNone · dropped Ian ThomasSaturday Sep 29, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Jalen RichardSucio Squad · irslot
$0Taylor GabrielTeam Billy · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Baker MayfieldThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Wil LutzSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Baker MayfieldJPP's Finger Bangers · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Baker MayfieldCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Baker MayfieldTeam Billy · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Andy DaltonCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Sucio Squad · dropped Andy Dalton
Ryan Tannehill QBThe GOAT House · dropped Blake Bortles
Antonio Callaway WRWAR READY · dropped Michael Gallup
Dallas Goedert TEPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Jesse James
Christian Kirk WRWAR READY · dropped Rishard Matthews
Devontae Booker RBSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Marlon Mack
Marquez Valdes-Scantling WRPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Jordan Matthews
Raiders D/ST D/STJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Broncos D/ST
Mike Davis RBThe GOAT House · dropped Alex Smith

Trades

executed · JPP's Finger Bangers ↔ The GOAT House
Chris Carson JPP's Finger Bangers → The GOAT House
Philip Rivers JPP's Finger Bangers → The GOAT House
Tevin Coleman The GOAT House → JPP's Finger Bangers
Chris Hogan The GOAT House → JPP's Finger Bangers
Went through clean. Suspicious.
accepted · JPP's Finger Bangers ↔ The GOAT House
Chris Carson JPP's Finger Bangers → The GOAT House
Philip Rivers JPP's Finger Bangers → The GOAT House
Tevin Coleman The GOAT House → JPP's Finger Bangers
Chris Hogan The GOAT House → JPP's Finger Bangers
Declined. Somebody said no and slept fine.
executed · Succop on Deez Nuts ↔ Where are you, Chriistmaaass?
Nyheim Hines Where are you, Chriistmaaass? → Succop on Deez Nuts
Nick Chubb Where are you, Chriistmaaass? → Succop on Deez Nuts
T.J. Yeldon Succop on Deez Nuts → Where are you, Chriistmaaass?
Corey Grant Succop on Deez Nuts → Where are you, Chriistmaaass?
Went through clean. Suspicious.

Week 3 waiver report

14 claims won · 12 failed · 11 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

$0Jesse James TENone · dropped Eric EbronWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Will Dissly TENone · dropped Mohamed SanuWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Robby Anderson WRNone · dropped Jonnu SmithWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Browns D/ST D/STNone · dropped Dolphins D/STWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Dan Bailey KNone · dropped Chris BoswellWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ryan Fitzpatrick QBNone · dropped Tyrod TaylorWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Brandon McManus KNone · dropped Wil LutzWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Seahawks D/ST D/STNone · dropped Ravens D/STWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0O.J. Howard TENone · dropped Tyler EifertWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Giovani Bernard RBNone · dropped Ryan GrantWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Sam Ficken KNoneWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Randy Bullock KNone · dropped Greg ZuerleinWednesday Sep 19, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Dolphins D/ST D/STNone · dropped Mike GesickiThursday Sep 20, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Ravens D/ST D/STNone · dropped Cowboys D/STThursday Sep 20, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Giovani BernardCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Dan BaileySuccop on Deez Nuts · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Giovani BernardWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Giovani BernardDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Ryan FitzpatrickThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Browns D/STWAR READY · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Browns D/STFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Giovani BernardThats Some Good Shit · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Giovani BernardThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Robby AndersonSuccop on Deez Nuts · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Giovani BernardWAR READY · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Dolphins D/STSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Succop on Deez Nuts · dropped Daniel Carlson
Tyler Boyd WRThe GOAT House · dropped Cameron Meredith
Jordan Matthews WRPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Anthony Miller
Cowboys D/ST D/STWAR READY · dropped Robby Anderson
Dede Westbrook WRPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Devontae Booker
Cowboys D/ST D/STSucio Squad · dropped Brandon Marshall
Blake Bortles QBThe GOAT House · dropped Derek Carr
Eric Ebron TECincinnati Harambes · dropped Allen Hurns
Chris Ivory RBFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Josh Doctson
Andy Dalton QBSucio Squad · dropped Steelers D/ST
Corey Grant RBSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Jalen Richard

Week 2 waiver report

11 claims won · 11 failed · 18 free agents · 1 trades

Claims won

$0Ryan Grant WRNoneWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Geronimo Allison WRNone · dropped DJ MooreWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Austin Ekeler RBNone · dropped Tre'Quan SmithWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Brandon McManus KNone · dropped Matt PraterWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Cole Beasley WRNone · dropped Cameron BrateWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Jared Cook TENoneWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0T.J. Yeldon RBNone · dropped Jeremy HillWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Quincy Enunwa WRNone · dropped Saints D/STWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Brandon Marshall WRNoneWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Phillip Lindsay RBNone · dropped Ronald JonesWednesday Sep 12, 3:00 a.m. ET
$0Mohamed Sanu WRNone · dropped Patriots D/STFriday Sep 14, 3:00 a.m. ET

Claims that failed

$0Jared CookFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Phillip LindsaySucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Quincy EnunwaSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Quincy EnunwaTeam Billy · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0T.J. YeldonWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Austin EkelerThats Some Good Shit · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0T.J. YeldonDezperate 4 A Win · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Cole BeasleyCincinnati Harambes · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Austin EkelerSucio Squad · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Quincy EnunwaFUCK hanuKKKah · matchupacquisitionlimit
$0Jared CookThe GOAT House · matchupacquisitionlimit

Free-agent pickups

Sucio Squad · dropped Delanie Walker
Sucio Squad · dropped Jaylen Samuels
Sucio Squad · dropped James Washington
Harrison Butker KDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Wil Lutz
Ian Thomas TEThe GOAT House · dropped Austin Hooper
Willie Snead WRTeam Billy · dropped Mohamed Sanu
Jalen Richard RBSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Doug Martin
Jets D/ST D/STSuccop on Deez Nuts · dropped Giovani Bernard
Jonnu Smith TEWAR READY · dropped Samaje Perine
Will Dissly TEPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Charles Clay
Nyheim Hines RBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped LeGarrette Blount
Benjamin Watson TEWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped O.J. Howard
Javorius Allen RBCincinnati Harambes · dropped Kenneth Dixon
John Brown WRTeam Billy · dropped Willie Snead
Dolphins D/ST D/STDezperate 4 A Win · dropped Robby Anderson
Ted Ginn Jr. WRJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Baker Mayfield
Wil Lutz KSucio Squad · dropped Brandon McManus
Eric Ebron TEPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Will Dissly

Trades

executed · 2 versions · Succop on Deez Nuts ↔ Team Billy
Christian McCaffrey Team Billy → Succop on Deez Nuts
Tarik Cohen Team Billy → Succop on Deez Nuts
Mike Evans Succop on Deez Nuts → Team Billy
Phillip Lindsay Succop on Deez Nuts → Team Billy
Went through clean. Suspicious.

Week 1 waiver report

0 claims won · 0 failed · 20 free agents · 0 trades

Claims won

Nobody won a claim. Wet napkin week.

Claims that failed

Everyone got what they wanted. Suspicious.

Free-agent pickups

James Washington WRSucio Squad · dropped Ryan Grant
Adrian Peterson RBPlayoffs? Is That You? · dropped Adam Vinatieri
Baker Mayfield QBJPP's Finger Bangers · dropped Tyler Eifert
Phillip Dorsett WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Blake Bortles
Kenneth Dixon RBCincinnati Harambes · dropped Eric Decker
Cardinals D/ST D/STWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Marqise Lee
Keelan Cole WRThats Some Good Shit · dropped Phillip Dorsett
Donte Moncrief WRWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Dez Bryant
Alfred Morris RBDezperate 4 A Win · dropped C.J. Anderson
Matt Breida RBThats Some Good Shit · dropped Danny Amendola
Spencer Ware RBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Jerick McKinnon
Tyrod Taylor QBTeam Billy · dropped Javorius Allen
Brandon Marshall WRSucio Squad · dropped Paul Richardson
Tre'Quan Smith WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped LeGarrette Blount
Tyler Eifert TEThe GOAT House · dropped Austin Seferian-Jenkins
James Conner RBDezperate 4 A Win · dropped T.J. Yeldon
Bears D/ST D/STTeam Billy · dropped Jameis Winston
LeGarrette Blount RBWhere are you, Chriistmaaass? · dropped Spencer Ware
Jaylen Samuels RBSucio Squad · dropped Brandon Marshall
Danny Amendola WRFUCK hanuKKKah · dropped Marcus Mariota

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