Week 2 Waiver Report

[THE WIRE] Logan Gamer: ALLL RIGHT! It's Wednesday, September 16th, 2026. The Waiver Report for the League of Sharpe Gets Last, week 2. Six won, twelve failed, two of them mine, zero trades, one free agent. So, awards. Biggest spender, Tiddy Boy LaCroix, ladies and gentlemen, more payroll than the other eleven combined. Thirty-one dollars for Caleb Douglas. A.J. Brown and Tank Dell on IR, I bought a body for the infirmary. Logan Gamer: Six more on the Buccaneers D/ST, two claims bounced anyway. A hundred sixty-three left, least in the league. Give me twelfth, that's where I thrive. Bank included. Wrong-screen award, three-way tie. Jose, two dollars on the 49ers from the jitterbug. Bryan, four from wherever the fuck Bryan was. Me, a dollar on Tyler Shough. Billy and I ran the double-defense, one-drop special. First claim hits, second guy's gone. Logan Gamer: He got the 49ers, I got the Buccaneers, we both ate the Chiefs bounce. Sharpe claimed Antonio Williams for zero, cut him the same day, and took the Chiefs we both bounced on for free. Andrew Sharpe: Seriously. The commissioner bid six dollars to fail, I paid nothing. That's a real general manager, Gamer. Take notes. Logan Gamer: You only land anything when the whole league forgets how to file. Cut him the same day. That's a raccoon in a dumpster, not a plan. Stubbs, two hundred untouched. No dollars spent, no sacko punishment served. Consistent. Condor, six for Tyler Shough, dropped Malik Willis. Backup quarterback for a backup quarterback. Paying dues six bucks at a time. Logan Gamer: Mason, two dollars for Devaughn Vele, cut Kaleb Johnson. Actually fine, bud. Don't get used to it. This week. Bryan and Cory, me and Stubbs, Moyer and Mason, Ian and David, Jose and Condor, and Billy gets Sharpe. Andrew Sharpe: Billy, you're next. Also, Condor, send me Bijan Robinson, you get Jonah Coleman. Think about it. Logan Gamer: Condor's paying dues on that man. He's not sending his fucking goat to the raccoon. That's the wire. Spend a dollar, you cheap fucks.