Week 14 Recaps: Last Call for the Regular Season

2025 · week 14. Week 14. Regular season closed, doors locked, nobody gets to take it back. Glory Pitts dropped a 95.05-point beating on Secretary of War that goes in the top-10 all-time margin book, SweatMeat Spence hung the week-high 169.39, and Secretary of War found the floor at 72.74 and laid down on it. There is no previous commissioner edition in the archive, so this is the baseline: the commissioner's opinion, not the spreadsheet's, and the spreadsheet can file a complaint.

SweatMeat Spence 169.39, Diggs Chase Chubb 133.11

Diggs Chase Chubb 133.11 — SweatMeat Spence 169.39

jispence3 put up the week-high 169.39 and jasonrmoyer92's 133.11 would've won a lot of other games. Not this one. Lost by 36.28. Diggs Chase Chubb is 3-11 and 0-3 all-time against SweatMeat Spence, which is the fantasy football version of owing a guy money.

Glory Pitts 167.79, Secretary of War 72.74

Secretary of War 72.74 — Glory Pitts 167.79

167.79 to 72.74. Margin 95.05, a top-10 all-time margin in the league books. ConMitch12 didn't beat Jstubble1211, he performed a public autopsy on a man who was still technically breathing. Secretary of War closes on three straight losses at 5-9 and still, somehow, holds the all-time series 8-5. The archive is a cruel and confusing place.

Tiddy Boy LaCroix 162.95, TMac and Me 102.54

TMac and Me 102.54 — Tiddy Boy LaCroix 162.95

Logan52726 closed the regular season by putting 162.95 on kenshinm4 and walking off by 60.41. TMac and Me's 102.54 wasn't dogshit, it just met a freight train. Logan52726 now leads the all-time series 9-7. Ten wins, top seed, no notes.

Good Jeantys 150.18, So Youre Saying Theres Achane 113.66

Good Jeantys 150.18 — So Youre Saying Theres Achane 113.66

AndrewSharpe66 hung 150.18 and Little1bluedevil41 answered with 113.66, which is like answering a knife with a strongly worded email. Margin: 36.52. Achane has lost three straight to end the year. The all-time series between these two is now tied 10-10, and only one of them is walking in with a pulse.

Sharpe is #1 121.96, Matthew's Monstrous Team 100.37

Matthew's Monstrous Team 100.37 — Sharpe is #1 121.96

Dbrucesu's 121.96 beat ESPNFAN6459435555's 100.37 by 21.59, and a 6-8 team sent an 8-6 team into the offseason with a limp. Matthew's Monstrous Team had won two straight and picked the finale to bring a wet napkin. Series is 1-1 all-time. Sharpe is #1 is not, in fact, number one, but he was this Sunday.

Team Billy 117.21, Mayfield of 💦 Dreams 84.95

Mayfield of 💦 Dreams 84.95 — Team Billy 117.21

pierce12lax scored 117.21, which in most weeks is a shrug. Against josedvelez214's 84.95 it's a 32.26-point mugging. Team Billy closes on three straight wins at 9-5. pierce12lax takes the all-time lead 8-7 and Mayfield's regular season ends face down in the parking lot.